"Bulbagarden webmaster Archaic has been declared missing by Canadian authorities after a computer error at the Australian Department of Immigration and Border Protection resulted in him being deported to Ontario. Search teams are currently combing the area around the Toronto Pearson International Airport after he was misplaced by Canadian customs officers."

Pretty sure this isn't an April Fools joke, because their retarded "kid is born shiny" April Fools joke has a giant "THIS IS A HOAX DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY NO FUN ALLOWED" banner attached to it. Which means that Pomf is actually missing.

Just reposting this since somebody accidentally the whole thread.