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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 01 Apr 2014 23:48:46 No.18715107 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18715711 >>18717821 >>18717934 >>18718316 >>18721513

ITT :

>What kinds of pranks could you pull with your current team of Pokemon?

The less lethal, the better.

The only one I can think of is using my Joltik as a makeshift hand-buzzer, or using it to drain someone's cell phone batteries or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:13:13 No.18715427 Report

Quoted By: >>18715661

Garchomp could dig out pathways and make people fall over.
Tyranitar could ruin all the picnics.
Flygon and Ampharos aren't so mean.
Haxorus ???
Genesect could exist and scare the shit out of everyone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:18:56 No.18715473 Report

Quoted By: >>18715661

With mismagius the sky is the limit

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:36:53 No.18715661 Report

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>>18715427
>Genesect
>millions of people globally piss themselves

>haha got ya!

>>18715473
Truth. Now if only it could get Prankster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:41:50 No.18715711 Report

Quoted By: >>18715784

>>18715107
I can't think of anything, most of my Pokemon are big.
Also
>Dat ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:42:09 No.18715713 Report

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>mfw 3 of my mates are Prankstermons

The Ruses, they are endless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:42:15 No.18715716 Report

Quoted By: >>18715784

Tropius is a 10-foot-tall dinosaur with huge leaves growing out of him, subtle isn't in his vocabulary.
Milotic could be useful for basically every purpose of a water hose including pranks.
Galvantula is a huge spider that spits lightning. Existing would be enough to scare the piss out of a lot of people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:45:48 No.18715748 Report

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Hawlucha could be a good distraction with Acrobatics and wrestling moves...
upon which Gligar starts pinching.
I believe Gengar's pranking possibilities have already been explored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:47:16 No.18715763 Report

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Venusaur pulls some shenanigans with Sleep Powder, or else she Mega-Evolves and fucks with traffic.
Rotom is all too eager to join.
Scizor defaces statues by punching them into offensive shapes.
Mamoswine hides rocks in inconvenient locations.
Greninja shoots weak jets of water at people from long range.
Garchomp scares small children at the pool.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 00:48:57 No.18715784 Report

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>>18715711
It's one hot booty.

>>18715716
I know some people who are okay with Galvantula, and not okay with spiders. You'd have to find some innocent arachnophobes.

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 01:20:09 No.18716157 Report

Quoted By: >>18716806

>My Furret is already Mischievous
Oh boy...

Furret would steal your socks while you're wearing them

Slowking can be used for the pranks of making people see things that aren't really there and then making them look like idiots when they tell friends (hahaha a shiny Mew under the truck, right)

Sandslash would make pitfalls because muh Dig

Gyarados... I just don't see him being a prankster, it would scare the shit out of everyone for real.

Typhlosion and Arcanine would make sounds like something is explouding (preferably nearby a kitchen)

...
I'm terrible at pranks anyway...

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 02:30:29 No.18716806 Report

Quoted By: >>18716940

>>18716157
>Gyarados
>pranking

If by 'prank' you mean 'make people cry', he would be perfect.

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C

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Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 02:41:39 No.18716940 Report

Quoted By: >>18717022

>>18716806
Yeah that's what I thought...

Anyway that's the team I'm running on HeartGold. I could paint him blue and say that he's the shiny version of the Red Gyarados!
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa *goes to the corner to rethink about life*

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 02:52:01 No.18717022 Report

Quoted By: >>18717208

>>18716940
You could put him in a large Magikarp costume.

Also is it terrible that I want a shiny Gyarados just because it matches my decor?

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:14:27 No.18717208 Report

Quoted By: >>18717268

>>18717022
*saves image*

Actually... That would be very cute!

And no, it's not terrible at all. But this answer comes from someone who has a serious case of balltism, so I'm not sure if my opinion on that matter is valid.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:23:01 No.18717268 Report

Quoted By: >>18717337

>>18717208
Or he'd hate you forever for it.

I can only deal with so many colors at once. Anything else just isn't- sleek(?) enough.

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C

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Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:33:55 No.18717337 Report

Quoted By: >>18717414

>>18717268
This time...
Gyarados got...
the prank
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hmm, I guess I understand the point. So we are running with, hmm, how many colors (counting red)?

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:41:43 No.18717414 Report

Quoted By: >>18717430 >>18718162

>>18717337
I cannot imagine shoving that thing into a Magikarp suit. He is a being of rage. (I'm half-certain his evolution occurs because he's tired of getting the shit kicked out of him by everything.)

Oh, typical edgy crap. Black/Gray/White/Red.

And metallics. I can handle an errant green or purple sometimes, but I don't wear it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:43:39 No.18717427 Report

Quoted By: >>18717494

i only use manly pokemon so i guess darmanitan could beat the shit out of someone, but that's hardly a 'prank'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:43:59 No.18717430 Report

Quoted By: >>18717494 >>18717692

>>18717414
i gotta ask

are you a gay?

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:52:19 No.18717494 Report

Quoted By: >>18717525 >>18717692

>>18717427
Worst prank ever.

He could peer in people's windows or something.

>only using manly Pokemon

what are these, exactly?

>>18717430
A-Are you asking because I'm getting too excited about colors?

Uh.

I'm a practicing bisexual. Special snowflake and all that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:53:29 No.18717507 Report

Quoted By: >>18718162

Pidoves shitting on everything you love

Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye]

Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye] Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:54:58 No.18717522 Report

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>Froslass and Whimsicott
All aboard the ruse cruise.

>Mawile
She seems like the prankster type, but not quite as subtle as Whimsicott.

>Scolipede, Noivern, Clawitzer
Guys, remember: Arson is not a prank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 03:55:42 No.18717525 Report

Quoted By: >>18717652 >>18717692

>>18717494
nah i've seen you around and i've been wondering for a while.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:11:57 No.18717652 Report

Quoted By: >>18717697

>>18717525
At least you're honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:16:11 No.18717692 Report

Quoted By: >>18717736

>>18717494
>Special snowflake
>asks for attention on an anonymous image board
Why?
not him/her >>18717430 >>18717525
but i've seen you around and I gotta ask too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:17:14 No.18717697 Report

Quoted By: >>18717736

>>18717652
Also, be honest.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:23:10 No.18717736 Report

Quoted By: >>18717760 >>18717765 >>18717795

>>18717692
>>18717697

I'm bisexual, for fuck's sake. Equally attracted to both sexes.

Why so off topic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:24:51 No.18717747 Report

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>Absol
Shows up near places where disasters are common and glares at anyone nearby. Works alongside Flygon
>Flygon
Goes where Absol is and waits until the people there have sufficiently shit themselves. Drops a small amount of dirt on their heads once they start freaking out, then picks up Absol and flies away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:25:57 No.18717760 Report

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>>18717736
if ur bi kiss me please i'm a kissless virgin, i'm not ugly but i'm too skinny and girly looking plus i told people in school i was gay and they actually believe me and no girl goes near me for that reason, my reputation in the real world is trashed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:26:35 No.18717765 Report

Quoted By: >>18717788

>>18717736
My team doesn't have very good pranksters, friend. I have Klefki, Goodra, Sylveon, Chesnaught, Crobat and Slowbro.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:29:01 No.18717788 Report

Quoted By: >>18717801

>>18717765
>Klefki
>Not stealing people's keys.

And Crobat is awesome at anything you put it to- except maybe rocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:29:23 No.18717795 Report

Quoted By: >>18717854

>>18717736
I didn't ask about your sexuality, I asked about your attention seeking in an anonymous image board.
You have your trip on, so it is on topic.
If you don't want to reply, that's cool too. I don't really care.
It's just that you behave completely different from the other trips (eg. asking social-related questions all the time) and curiosity got the better of me.

On topic, I would get myself a Ditto :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:30:07 No.18717801 Report

Quoted By: >>18717854

>>18717788
Doesn't Klefki keep the keys forever? Bit of a dick move isn't it?

Abzu

Abzu Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:32:45 No.18717821 Report

Quoted By: >>18717882 >>18717940

>>18715107
Dragalge can sink ships by spitting acid at their hulls.
:^)

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:36:34 No.18717854 Report

Quoted By: >>18717904 >>18717940

>>18717795
I'm an attention whore and like to be called that while having my hair pulled.

The social stuff is- I don't know. I like seeing some creativity going on and people seem so stuck in their respective generals. Eh. I'm interested in how people enjoy Pokemon outside of lumping together and bitching.

>>18717801
The Pokedex entry says that, but then when it faints- it just drops them.

This would not be the first time I was confused by the Pokedex.

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Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:39:35 No.18717882 Report

Quoted By: >>18717940

>>18717821
>non-lethal

stahp trying to kill people.

Get a Kyogre and make it rain or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:40:07 No.18717892 Report

Quoted By:

Priority WoW, anyone?
Sick burn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:42:06 No.18717904 Report

Quoted By:

>>18717854
Oh! That sounds like a good plan then.

omelette

omelette Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:42:15 No.18717906 Report

Quoted By: >>18718162

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:45:35 No.18717934 Report

Quoted By: >>18717957

>>18715107
I would let chef dog over cook their eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:46:53 No.18717940 Report

Quoted By: >>18717973

>>18717854
>I'm an attention whore and like to be called that while having my hair pulled.
I don't like agitating people although that is still not what I asked so I will stop here.
>>18717821
>>18717882
Poison is 0x effective against Steel so he won't be harming anyone :^)
I would get a Wailord and use soak on a dry nuts/potato chips factory
And on busty teen girls' t-shirts
and then my Sawsbuck would use Caouflage and we'd ride away to safety
eating soggy chips and staring at lewd pics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:49:02 No.18717957 Report

Quoted By: >>18717979

>>18717934

Abzu

Abzu Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:51:46 No.18717973 Report

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>>18717940
X pokedex: Their poison is strong enough to eat through the hull of a tanker, and they spit it indiscriminately at anything that enters their territory
Y pokedex: Tales are told of ships that wander into seas where Dragalge live, never to return.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 04:52:24 No.18717979 Report

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>>18717957
>Giratina
He's a 15 foot high shadow dragon, he scares people by existing

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Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:14:10 No.18718162 Report

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>>18717414
Now that you mention it, half of the time I see a Magikarp evolving in any fanwork is because the Magikarp is in fact getting tired of getting the shit kicked out. Well... I guess my Gyarados will forgive me because of that time I let him play with their death bodies.

Hehehe... edgy...
I have to say, those colors have style (and metallics are awesome... I mean, they are shiny -puns aside-).
I'm not a person of "only I wear X and Y colors" because, hell, just to put an example. I don't like yellow but if there is a really awesome clothe with a good tone of yellow, I would use it. But I'm very picky with pants and the like. The most crazy color I have for one is brown.

>>18717507
That's a very powerful prank flying over there.

>>18717906
This is not the Cypher female grunt thread non-anon omelette.

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:33:10 No.18718291 Report

Quoted By: >>18718323

Peeping on the girls bath? I'm not much for pranks, even on april fools. I'm an honest person trough and trough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:36:30 No.18718316 Report

Quoted By: >>18718335

>>18715107
Porygon2 could go inside their computer and log out of everything instantly.
Dunno what Togekiss would do, nor Pinsir.
Froslass would I guess slowly turn the temperature down until it got annoying or whatever.
And my Fly, Surf and Sweet Scent Smeargle would draw on their face?

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Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:37:51 No.18718323 Report

Quoted By: >>18718327 >>18718356

>>18718291
I'm not sure that counts as a prank. Even less if they catch you and bit the hell out of you.

Anyway, good thing you are right and honest in reality non-anon.

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:38:53 No.18718327 Report

Quoted By: >>18718356

>>18718323
>bit
hit*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:39:59 No.18718335 Report

Quoted By: >>18718351 >>18718352

>>18718316
>not having Porygon fill their computer with bad porn
>not having it download a screamer virus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:42:13 No.18718351 Report

Quoted By:

>>18718335
Screamers are bad and you should feel bad for even suggesting it to my poor little cyber duck. And I thought porn was a given and didn't really need to be said.

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C

Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:42:14 No.18718352 Report

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>>18718335
>screamer virus
Now that's just too far!

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:43:07 No.18718356 Report

Quoted By: >>18718364

>>18718323
>>18718327
I like the mental image of multiple naked chicks nibbing on me. Tnx Mara.

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Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:44:37 No.18718364 Report

Quoted By:

>>18718356
No problem!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 07:42:43 No.18719068 Report

Quoted By:

Porygon-Z fucks with your computer.
Porygon2 probably pretends to be a rubber duck and shocks you in the tub.
Rotom just fucks with everything.
Excadrill drills holes in the ground for people to fall through.
Gengar just creeps the fuck out of everyone.
Salamence would just be a dragon and be really fucking scary.

1048-9748-5497

1048-9748-5497 Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:59:00 No.18721464 Report

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>all ghost team
It'd be faster to list the pranks I CAN'T pull

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:05:40 No.18721513 Report

Quoted By: >>18721683

>>18715107
With Gardevoir, she could use her psychic powers to play with people's minds.
With Staraptor, he could defecate on people's heads.
With Darmanitan, I'm sure I can think of something involving his famous Flare Blitz.
With Kyogre...What can I do with Kyogre???

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Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:28:18 No.18721683 Report

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>>18721513
>With Kyogre...What can I do with Kyogre???

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