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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:13:37 No.18719255 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18719411

>Online battle
>Kid sends out Mewtwo
>I send out Meowth (because fuck it, i love meowth)
>Focus blast misses
>Hypnosis sends Mewtwo to sleep
>Set up 3 Nasty plots with meowth
>Mewtwo wakes up and misses another focus blast
>Hypnosis works again
>2 Shot Mewtwo with swift
>He sends out Palkia
>Swift brings him to the red
>Draco meteor
>Focus sash
>Swift, Palkia goes down

>He rage quits

>mfw

I understand sleep can be a little cheap here and there
But he made the big mistake to let me set up 3 times

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:22:05 No.18719282 Report

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>Kid sends out Mewtwo
>I send out eviolite Dusclops
>Mega Mewtwo X
>Rock Smash doesn't affect dusclops
>wat.jpg
>Will o wisp
>Kid switches in spirtomb
>Will o wisp
>Kid switches to Entai
>Entai spams stomp, doesn't effect Dusclops
>Curse Entai, kid switches out
>Go on like this until Mewtwo and Spirittomb burn to death
>Dusclops is putting in Substitutes and Resting
>Fire Blast from Entai can't break substitute
>Waste last curse when he was using dig.
>After 60 turns, Dusclops wins with struggle.

I may have missed a detail or two. Mewtwo had toxic for some reason.

Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye]

Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye] Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:36:56 No.18719341 Report

Quoted By: >>18719492

>Opponent sends out (literally anything)!
>Go Whimsicott!
>Whimsicott used Substitute!
>opponent used some shit I don't care about
>Whimsicott used Encore (if they set up)/Leech Seed (otherwise)!
>continue this pattern until they ragequit.

I still haven't completed a battle in which I used my Cott Destroyer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:40:59 No.18719356 Report

Quoted By: >>18719380

>Playing on Battle Spot for very first time
>Kid sends out Mewtwo and Yveltal
>Get rid of them with no problem
>Kid sends out a Garchomp
>Garchomp used Dig!
>FUCKING DIG
>Next time he tries that I switch into Aegislash and Kings Shield
>He ragequits

no one expects the digchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:46:42 No.18719376 Report

Quoted By: >>18719499

This happened several times
>Play ranked Battle Spot
>Send in MegaLuke
>Opponent used Will-O-Wisp! Lucario was burned!
>Lucario used Nasty Plot
It's either an insta-ragequit, or Lucario proceeds to molest entire team or whatever's left of it. For some reason EVERYONE fucking expects a physical sweeper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:47:37 No.18719380 Report

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>>18719356
that earthquake tm is hard to find man :^(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:57:35 No.18719411 Report

Quoted By: >>18720177

>>18719255
Who is she?
My willy grew when i saw her? :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:58:30 No.18719414 Report

Quoted By: >>18720256 >>18720483

>showdown
>Using my baton pass team
>scoliopede vaporeon drifblim mr mime chandelure hydredreieioenenofnnononenon
>outplaying this terribad scrub who is trying to use bulldoze on my scoliopede
>him:sigh this is boring
>he gets some friend to come on in and friend proceeds to talk shit
>I get the set up I need and start sweeping scrub's team and then start talking shit back
>before he loses the bitchfaggot calls a mod and gets me banned
>he wins because of it
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-104240457

don't know if the link still works but had to keep that shit just because god damn that salt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:59:08 No.18719417 Report

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>opponent sends out Yveltal
>Go T-tar
>Yveltal used Dragon Rush
>T-tar avoided the attack
>T-tar used Dragon Dance
>T-tar used Stone Edge
>Yveltal fainted
>opponent sends out D-nite
>T-tar used Ice Fang
>D-nite fainted
>opponent sends out Mewtwo
>Mewtwo blablabla Mewtwo Y
>T-tar used Crunch!

Man, I had a barrel of laughs at that fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 08:59:29 No.18719418 Report

Quoted By: >>18726010

>opponent sends out yveltal
>send out porygon-z
>tri attack
>TRI ATTACK
>freeze yveltal and zygarde, proceed to ko them
>he sends out mewtwo y
>DARK PULSE
>Mewtwo used recover
>D A R K P U L S E
>a critical hit!

i love the little guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 09:01:18 No.18719424 Report

Quoted By: >>18719442

Chick from pentatonix

search for their daft punk medley

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 09:08:20 No.18719442 Report

Quoted By: >>18719452 >>18720591

>>18719424
What is it with /vp/ and medley? I feel like every time I'm communicating with anyone from /vp/ a medley is mentioned at least once throughout any long or multiple conversations in a day. I don't even know what a fucking medley is but it sounds like something you would bake in an oven.

Somebody convince me that it's not because this board is flaming homos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 09:10:14 No.18719452 Report

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>>18719442
someone asked where the picture is from

I knew the answer because pentatonix is good and I like them

calm yer ass down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 09:12:51 No.18719463 Report

Quoted By: >>18719511

>Battle is about a quarter of the way through
>Have my mega Tyranitar out after KOing yet another Charizard Y
Most of my team is defensive mons
>Opponent brings out the inevitable Breloom to guarantee sleep something
>Leave in Tyranitar for either the Mach Punch or Spore
>Get Spored
>Switch out to Klefki
>Thunder Wave that bitch
>Opponent uses Spore again

Every fuckin' person who runs Breloom without the presence of an actual sleep clause will shamelessly Spore every mon on your team if you give them the chance. If you're running a mon with Spore, odds are you're also faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 09:21:49 No.18719492 Report

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>>18719341

I'm surprised no one has infiltrator...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 09:23:04 No.18719499 Report

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>>18719376

Lol. Why does no one just instantly attack it with a Flamethrower/EQ and then Extreme Speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 09:25:55 No.18719511 Report

Quoted By:

>>18719463

Those aren't real rules. You're a faggot for not switching to a grass type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 09:52:38 No.18719602 Report

Quoted By: >>18720105

>Some kid challenges me
>I blindly accept but don't realise that level 50 cap isn't on
>My competitive team is all about 50-57 besides a mega-kanga I threw in that's 86
>His whole team is 92-100
>Don't realise this until I've lost 3 pokemon
>OH no wonder his Charizard Y slaughtered Nidoking and Cloyster
>He sends out Mewtwo Lv 93
>Send out Aegi
>SHADOWBALLLOL
>Does a 1/4
>Finally realise there's no level cap
>"Time to fuck shit up son!"
>Start playing incredibly predicably with KS every second turn
>He uses PuP, uhh okay.
>Wittle him away as I've gone into red now
>Just enough for a Shadow Sneak to fuck his life
>He lives
>Thunderbolt kills brave Aegi
>Kanga and Furfrou left, but decide to send out MegaMilf
>RETURN RETURN EQ EQ
>Kanga beats Mewtwo, Yvetal, Zygarde, and finally Delphox singlehandedly with 12 hp left

TY BASED MILF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 12:25:17 No.18720105 Report

Quoted By: >>18720139

>>18719602
> winning with Megaskhan
> thinking that's an achievement

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 12:40:05 No.18720139 Report

Quoted By: >>18720193

>>18720105
>Replying to a comment from three hours ago
>implying you're not a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 12:51:00 No.18720177 Report

Quoted By: >>18720243 >>18726002

>>18719411
Kirsti from Pentatonix.

That particular picture is from their Daft Punk medley: Look it up on YouTube, its pretty sweet.

She's damn attractive without all the makeup too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 12:56:44 No.18720193 Report

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>>18720139
Right back at you! :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 13:10:23 No.18720243 Report

Quoted By:

>>18720177
>implying make up isn't fucking sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 13:13:58 No.18720256 Report

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>>18719414
>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-104240457
>name is NIGGERDICK
Yeah, why would you possibly get banned.

Slightly off topic but what's with /vp/ posting replays with edgy as fuck usernames?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 13:32:04 No.18720346 Report

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>Battle Spot
>Jap sends out Gyarados
>I send out Bold max Hp max Def Unaware Clefable holding Red Card
>he sets up a Ddance
>I set up rocks
>he Ddances again
>I attack with Moonblast, does about 40%
>he mega-evolves and attacks with Waterfall
>only does about 45%
>Red Card forces him out into Talonflame
>le sneaky pebbles
>my next Moonblast crits and kills Talonflame
>he sends out m-gyarados again
>uses another Waterfall, does another 45%
>I kill it with Moonblast
>connection interrupted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 14:03:14 No.18720483 Report

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>>18719414
i've seen you post this shit ass battle twice now and you've probably posted it more times than that.
quit seeking attention you piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 14:23:18 No.18720591 Report

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>>18719442
>comes across word he doesn't know multiple times
>LOL UR ALL GHEY

made me reply/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 14:34:14 No.18720660 Report

Quoted By: >>18720873

ITT: People gloating about their wins against kids & scrubs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 14:53:11 No.18720749 Report

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> random passerby challenges you to a battle
> smogon: the musical. scizor, lucario, rotom-w, m-mawile, dragonite and aegishlash
> awwww sheeeeit
> tries to play nicely with my karenfag team
> fuck eet
> send torkoal with max SpD and Hp EVs
> wastes a turn switching into rotom as I use amnesia
> hydro pump isnt near 3HKO torkoal, amnesia again
> hydro miss, amnesia
> switches to dragonite, use iron defense
> eq doesnt do shit, iron defense
> finally at +6 def and Spd, proceed to spam lava plume
> that shit fire weakness of his whole team, every single of his pokes end up burned
>he ragequits when I use rest with a chesto berry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:12:56 No.18720873 Report

Quoted By: >>18724453

>>18720660
no, you autistic fuck

> ITT: people laughing at scrubs and kiddies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 22:43:35 No.18724453 Report

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>>18720873
Right back at you :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 00:54:20 No.18725901 Report

Quoted By: >>18725956

>kid battles me
>using darkrai and other legendaries
>against my lopunny gengar porygon2 milotic togekiss dragonite
>leads with darkrai
>i lead with lopunny
>dark void spam
>kos lopunny, milotic, porygon 2
>gengar kos with focus miss
>easy win for me afterwards

>round 2
>same teams
>leads with darkrai again
>i lead with gengar
>focus miss hits again
>one hit ko
>he ragequits
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 00:58:47 No.18725956 Report

Quoted By:

>>18725901
is that a pube on your ds.
nasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 01:03:58 No.18726002 Report

Quoted By:

>>18720177
that was a shitty remake

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Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 01:04:39 No.18726010 Report

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>>18719418
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