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Lopunny needs to be male-only. There are many reason why to this:

1: Hips.
2: Brown and Light Brown are male colors. Shiny Lopunny is just as manly as Pink/Light Purple and Gray Brown are male colors.
3: Bunnies are mostly male. The fact that nobody uses a female Lopunny makes it feel more realistic and authentic which is a wonderful thing. Shame other people won't do this with the other bunnies, including the ones with giant manly girthing hips, Wigglytuff, Spinda, Azumarill and Maractus.
4: The things on its head are a man's hair.
5: He's made of fluff/fur. Those are very manly things.
6: His eyebrows are like tentacle porn.
7: His eyes are very manly. Red eyes are usually regarded as manly. He also had boxers in his previous form, Buneary who is also very manly.
8: Lopunny's cry is extremely manly. It's literally like a sexy man speaking to you in a flirty voice. His cry makes Machamp's cry sound like Meloetta's.

Lopunny will always be referred to as a "him" because he's far too manly, and nobody uses a female one. Thus one of several reasons why he should be male only. It's nice to see some users on /vp/ are agreeing with my statements by correctly referring Lopunny as a male-only species with pronouns such as "him" and "he". These people need to be rewarded for their kind gestures.

If you somehow have/use a female Lopunny, You need to die from the most painful death imaginable.