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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 14:59:52 No.18720790 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18720817 >>18720926 >>18720959 >>18720980 >>18721153 >>18721562 >>18721671

How would a Pokémon game work if a region was based on the Arabian peninsula?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:01:40 No.18720803 Report

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It would be Harem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:03:19 No.18720817 Report

Quoted By: >>18720925 >>18721038 >>18721136 >>18721658 >>18729271

>>18720790

>Female trainers all in burkas
>Sandstorm damage in nearly every encounter
>Self-destruct everywhere

Honestly, I'd like an Arabic region in Pokemon at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:17:12 No.18720909 Report

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Every pokemon carries Explosion or Self-destruct
this joke is retarded sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:21:32 No.18720925 Report

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>>18720817
Excellent

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:21:38 No.18720926 Report

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>>18720790
>all the female customization options are reduced to burkas, niaqabs and hijabs of different colors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:22:40 No.18720931 Report

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>>18720926
Sorry I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
>there's no female player option.
>in fact, the game is only sold to boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:26:05 No.18720959 Report

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>>18720790
Ralts would still be the most popular pokemon but nobody would evolve it for obvious pedo reasons

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Mami Kawada Lover Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:33:13 No.18720980 Report

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>>18720790
Obligatory Oil Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:43:50 No.18721029 Report

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>>18720980
Oh Allah Fucking Yes.

Fire/Poison Oil Pokémon when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:45:47 No.18721038 Report

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>>18720817
>>Self-destruct everywhere

Damn you anon, I shouldn't have laughed at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:46:48 No.18721042 Report

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>>18721029
>oil pokemon
not steel/poison

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:56:30 No.18721083 Report

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>>18721042
I don't see how that should be steel type.

But you can get a Poison/Steel type based on mercury poisoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:57:30 No.18721088 Report

Quoted By: >>18721149

>Dubai as a city
Oh, I'd be down for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 15:59:56 No.18721103 Report

Quoted By: >>18721129

>Self-destruct is now an HM, required to clear pedestrians from crowded streets to pass through routes/cities

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:00:48 No.18721109 Report

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>>18721083
oil barrel

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:03:41 No.18721122 Report

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>>18721029
>>18721042
How about new type- oil?

>>18721083
oil pokemon should be weak to fire. the closest that make sense is steel cause industrial, but
in all honesty,
considering what oils are made from,
poison/grass could be an option.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:05:09 No.18721129 Report

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>>18721103

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:05:33 No.18721132 Report

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>>18721109
Gee, I wonder what its signature move will be

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:06:12 No.18721136 Report

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>>18720817
>Female trainers
Silly kuffar, women shouldn't be training Pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:09:22 No.18721149 Report

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>>18721088
>specs op: the line: pokemon edition
I'd actually buy that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:10:06 No.18721153 Report

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>>18720790
it will be like hoenn but this time with desert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:10:10 No.18721154 Report

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You must stop to pray at certain times of the day or NPCs will kill you.

Only boys can buy the game

The game immediately lynches a boy who tries to play a girl

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:10:31 No.18721159 Report

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>>18721136
Evil team would be amazons who want to train pokemon like the boys.

either that or the us army.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:11:05 No.18721162 Report

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>>18721159
>they're the only female trainers in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:15:00 No.18721190 Report

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>>18721122
Rather than being weak to fire, I'd say it should be powered up by it. Something like Flash Fire would be an ideal ability. Or maybe Flare Boost if not a fire type.

>considering what oils are made from,
>poison/grass could be an option.
I don't think we were talking about the lettuce oil Pokémon. Mineral oil is made from fossils

>inb4 Poison/Rock

All those delicious ground weaknesses.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:30:46 No.18721276 Report

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:30:50 No.18721277 Report

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>>18721190
>poison/rock
>ability - lavitate
where is your god now

oil is consumed by flames, so it should be weak to fire.
black oil is often made from fossilized trees, hance grass

alternate suggestion-

poison type with the ability 'black gold'
the pokemon is weak to fire
the pokemon is can't use attack moves that don't get stab
upon touch, enemy pokemon might get 'black gold' ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:31:07 No.18721282 Report

Quoted By: >>18721293 >>18721297

so what would gyms look like? and what types would they be

>sand gym
>oily gym
>no water gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:32:50 No.18721293 Report

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>>18721282

Could easily pull a water gym in a fancy/wealthy city on an oasis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:33:20 No.18721297 Report

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>>18721282
>ground type
>rock type
>fire type
>poison type
>fighting type
>dark type
>flying type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:35:53 No.18721304 Report

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>>18720959
Kirlia is best girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:44:18 No.18721353 Report

Quoted By: >>18721511 >>18721525

What would the evil team be? Unovans?

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 16:51:27 No.18721394 Report

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>>18721297
ICWUDT

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:04:02 No.18721505 Report

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Young couple Hassan and Tahirah challenge you to a double battle!

>Hassan throws out two Pokemon to battle while Tahirah stands by and behaves herself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:04:29 No.18721511 Report

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>>18721353
women obviously and capitalism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:06:28 No.18721521 Report

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At least nobody would frown upon you putting a Pokémon in the daycare with its cousin.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:06:55 No.18721525 Report

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>>18721353

Crusaders, of course.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:08:23 No.18721536 Report

Quoted By: >>18721573 >>18727788

a legendary equavelant pokemon of arceus?

>allahackbara
its a huge manly gay pokemon god
fighting/dark

learns some poison attacks including acid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:12:19 No.18721562 Report

Quoted By: >>18721605 >>18721628

>>18720790
Are you a boy or a boy?

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:14:33 No.18721573 Report

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>>18721536
there should be a sahid pokemon which would be a wild pokemon, that uses 'explosion' first turn.
it would be normal/oil
and it carries lum barries 100% of the time
with rarity of 1%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:15:26 No.18721580 Report

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>>18721573
dont forget to make its ability shadow tag so you cant escape.

so you better one hit it or catch it or have a ghost lead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:18:39 No.18721604 Report

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What's funny about this is that, if there actually was a game like this, tumblr would go mad about how racist it is.
And yet, if there was one based on the Middle East that wasn't like this, and instead it was just a regular ass region with female trainers and all the same shit as the others, no terrorism, pedophilia or religion references, they'd go mad as well about how they "conveniently omitted" these things.

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:18:40 No.18721605 Report

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>>18721562
Are you sunni or sihi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:20:02 No.18721617 Report

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>>18721605
>select Shia
>no starter Pokémon for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:21:07 No.18721622 Report

Quoted By: >>18721648 >>18728616

It would be full of sand and full of sand niggers.
Camel pokemon.
Goat pokemon.
Camel and goat pokemonfuckers
Burka pokemon (ghost type lel).
Monolith pokemon legendary.
Turban pokemon.
A whole fucking load of arabic Unown.
Flying carpet pokemon.
Some kind of sandnigger belly dancer not-gardevoir furbait pokemon.
Posion/dragon type oil dragon pseudo-legendary with some fire moves.

Also pretty much everything in here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabian_mythology

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:21:31 No.18721628 Report

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>>18721562
kekek

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:23:48 No.18721644 Report

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>>18721580
>shadow tag
allright, than rarity goes to 60%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:24:09 No.18721648 Report

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>>18721622
>Some kind of sandnigger belly dancer not-gardevoir furbait pokemon.
Medicham?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:24:54 No.18721658 Report

Quoted By: >>18721715 >>18721755

>>18720817
le suicide bombers xD
>/middle school/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:25:42 No.18721671 Report

Quoted By: >>18721731

>>18720790
100% okay with this because it's not england or australia. ANYWHERE but those two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:33:23 No.18721715 Report

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>>18721658
suicide bombers are real dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:34:57 No.18721725 Report

Quoted By: >>18727435

>>18721132
idk what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:35:16 No.18721731 Report

Quoted By: >>18721734

>>18721671
g'day m8 can I interest you in a pokemon kerfuffle perhaps?

>after you beat their buttocks
try that again m8 i swear on me mum i will fooking rek ur shit you piss of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:36:03 No.18721734 Report

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>>18721731
disgusting, i know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:39:03 No.18721755 Report

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>>18721658
>/middle-eastern school/

FTFYied that for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:39:56 No.18721763 Report

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Evil Team - Assassins perhaps?

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Mara M. Mora !!1aHt5Cjso3C Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:41:12 No.18721770 Report

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>>18721159
>You won't be able to join the evil team

B-But I'm already the female character!
>This game won't have female character neither

Curses!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 17:47:15 No.18721827 Report

Quoted By: >>18727571

>Team rocket is al-qaeda
>only fire for starters, since there is no water or grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 18:51:16 No.18722316 Report

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>>18721132
Embargo

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Thu 03 Apr 2014 03:32:05 No.18727435 Report

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>>18721725
Barrel roll

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Thu 03 Apr 2014 03:45:28 No.18727571 Report

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>>18721827
>starters won't be fire / grass /water
>they would be fighting/ rock/ air

sihi for fighting
sunni for rock
western for air

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Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 04:08:35 No.18727788 Report

Quoted By: >>18727851

>>18721536
>knows a special version of self-destruct that damages whole team

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 04:12:05 No.18727823 Report

Quoted By: >>18727836 >>18727907 >>18727919 >>18728796

>>18721276
holy shit, how are people not reacting to this?

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Thu 03 Apr 2014 04:13:21 No.18727836 Report

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>>18727823
Too exploitable, we don't know where to start

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 04:14:13 No.18727845 Report

Quoted By: >>18730750

The evil team would be based on Jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 04:14:30 No.18727851 Report

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>>18727788
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 04:21:46 No.18727907 Report

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>>18727823
cause it's shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 04:23:09 No.18727919 Report

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>>18727823
It's ancient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 05:28:38 No.18728616 Report

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>>18721622
Nobody even gonna comment on the God of Menstruation here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 05:36:12 No.18728682 Report

Quoted By: >>18728695 >>18730803

>The evil team is obsessed with gold
>Uses large-nosed Pokemon like Hypno, Alakazam, and Probopass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 05:37:39 No.18728695 Report

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>>18728682
>After winning against one of them, you still somehow lose money

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 05:47:37 No.18728796 Report

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>>18727823
Because we're not new.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 06:41:23 No.18729271 Report

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>>18720817

Simple solution, move the game to Lebanon as opposed to a horrible country like Saudi Arabia.

Trademark Arab political instability AND revealing female trainer outfits, win-win!

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Thu 03 Apr 2014 12:31:38 No.18730750 Report

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>>18727845
Alright I'll bite

>The yeshiva of light
>The team would only consists of 12 members, no grunts. they would be named after the 12 anchient israelite tribes.
>each member will have type thaat they use. Judas will use dragons, Levi will take psychic, etc
>there aren't uniforms. each member will dress approprietly to the environment they are inflitrating. however, they will retain their name, pokemon team, and their sprite will be slightly different
>usally convince others to act for them, those others don't even know they are being used

etc etc
paranoia and prejeduice works better in fictional setting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Apr 2014 12:41:25 No.18730803 Report

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>>18728682
>You need the power of an ancient legendary to defeat them
>It's Registeel

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