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Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 05:21:04 No.18740091 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18740171 >>18745228 >>18745582 >>18747271 >>18747513

Think of two pokemon, any two pokemons. Do you got them? Good.
Those pokemon are now your roommates and you have to live with them in a typical sitcom lifestyle. What kind of wacky hijinks occur? Are you able stand living with your new pokemon roommates?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 05:25:44 No.18740146 Report

Quoted By: >>18741241

>Gardevoir
>Goodra

I imagine it will be like Three's Company, only with more slime... Even more if Gardevoir has Trace.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 05:28:09 No.18740171 Report

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>>18740091
>Lucario
>Keldeo

Hmm...I can imagine there would be a lot of showing off between the pair of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 05:28:49 No.18740175 Report

Quoted By: >>18745485

Mewtwo & Mew
It'd be sort of Mew being the typical prankster and Mewtwo trying to get her to cut it out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 05:29:08 No.18740180 Report

Quoted By: >>18745428

Gardevoir and Delphox

My first thought was one of those bad anime where the girls are always going after the dude's D. My Gardevoir and Delphox are both male too, what have you done to me /vp/?

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Fri 04 Apr 2014 05:31:47 No.18740204 Report

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>Oddish & Venonat

All the food is poison.

Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye]

Sommunist 3282-2427-1399 [Dark: Nuzleaf, Crawdaunt, Sableye] Fri 04 Apr 2014 05:35:23 No.18740238 Report

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>Scolipede and Mawile

Scolipede is a bossy shit that never does any work (have you seen how chubby it is?)
Mawile wants to help, but it's so small it just screws up everything in a cute way.
Together, we fight crime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 06:36:58 No.18740723 Report

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>Diglett
>Rhyperior

Well, we ain't getting the deposit back, I'll tell you that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 06:42:27 No.18740763 Report

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>Darkrai and Absol
That would be an edgy as fuck sitcom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 07:31:22 No.18741241 Report

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>>18740146
mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmn.... if only.........

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 19:34:01 No.18745110 Report

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>Sylveon and Togekiss

Everything is kawaii as fuck, all the time. The apartment is completely covered in fairy dust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 19:46:29 No.18745228 Report

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>>18740091
>Scyther and Slowbro

Slowbro and me would be the lazy bums that just lie around all day doing nothing. Scyther is the serious, always active guy that makes a fuss about us not doing anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:03:48 No.18745396 Report

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>Regigigas and Lopunny

I don't even know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:05:43 No.18745410 Report

Quoted By: >>18749157

>Gengar and Crobat

Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:07:30 No.18745428 Report

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>>18740180
Better get ready to be spitroasted by 2 femmeboys, m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:09:30 No.18745453 Report

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Gourgeist and Trevenant.

The latter always seems to have a never-ending supply of food and keeps everything tidy, while Gourgeist is cooler, messier, and steals Trevenant's berries because he has no job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:12:07 No.18745469 Report

Quoted By: >>18748249

>vaporeon being a slut all the time
>mew doing practical jokes constantly

Could be fun, but also annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:13:45 No.18745485 Report

Quoted By: >>18745504

>>18740175
>her
Correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:15:48 No.18745504 Report

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>>18745485
>implying Mew is a she

faggot

faggot Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:24:56 No.18745582 Report

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>>18740091
>krookodile
>magmar
Ohhhh boy, magmars shit keeps getting lost, I could see it going two ways, either magma is hotheaded fighting with krookodile for stealing, or magmar is ditzy grill tier cutie who has no cly why everything goes missing. Krookodile is the prankster who likes to have fun. Probably parties a fair bit as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:40:40 No.18745730 Report

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Gengar and metagross

I can see gengar being a bro but metagross will just keep on fucking breaking the house trying to get in and out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 20:47:12 No.18745768 Report

Quoted By: >>18747451

>Salamence and Gardevoir
Oh jeez the scenarios that's going through my head. Either get burnt every day or have to deal with someone who lusts for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 21:05:22 No.18745891 Report

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I thought of fletchling and Tyrunt. I imagine it would be like Tyrunt always bulling Fletchling for being weak to it, and I have to protect it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 22:15:29 No.18746390 Report

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>Scrafty & Shroomish
I think we'll be cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 22:16:45 No.18746399 Report

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>Articuno
>Jynx

Shits gonna be cold.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Apr 2014 22:17:06 No.18746403 Report

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>Weezing
dont even have to say the other one, i die of lung cancer anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:04:35 No.18747241 Report

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>Quagsire and Relicanth
A dopey salamander and a prehistoric fish.

uh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:08:29 No.18747271 Report

Quoted By:

>>18740091
>Greninja and Typhlosion
Fucking amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:21:43 No.18747396 Report

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>Chesnaught
>Beartic

Beartic will always want to keep the A/C on and Chesnaught will try to act like a tough guy, always arguing with Beartic about the cold. In reality, Chesnaught is just a big softie, thus dealing with 60 degree and lower temperature.

And gay bara will ensue at night to warm Chesnaught up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:25:07 No.18747423 Report

Quoted By: >>18747621

>Charizard
Laughs about setting things on fire, rain complaining, not being able to spread the wings in doors
>Garchomp
Laughs about the cold, probably Joey/Chandlure relationship with Charizard, lulz over furniture because of the dorsal fin.

Would room with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:28:12 No.18747451 Report

Quoted By:

>>18745768
>Gardevoir constantly will-o-wisping and Salamance ogling you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:31:54 No.18747477 Report

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Lucario and absol
Male and female.
We'd do shit like getting drugs, going out to parties and killing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:35:39 No.18747507 Report

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Liligant and roserade. Gardener pokemon keep my house and garden beautiful. sweet scents fill the house like a good air freshener. And they're both strong enough to fight off any robbers. I couldn't think of a better duo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:35:39 No.18747508 Report

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>Sylveon
Polite and orderly but has the most annoying habits, like playing kawaii j-pop and singing to herself and shit. But she's cute and not actually hurting anyone so you can't call her on anything without looking like an asshole.

>Malamar
That fucking weird unemployed guy who eats your food and touches your stuff and never gives back things he borrows and laughs when you get pissed at him but he somehow manages to always have your back when shit goes down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:36:19 No.18747513 Report

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>>18740091
Combee and beedrill

We have to save the honey! Bee movie!
Guys I'm funny! And Jewish!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:38:17 No.18747528 Report

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>rotom pulling shenanigans on my electric devices when I grab a beer or wanna watch, but otherwise being chillbro
>gengar stonerbro

I could see this working.

Adam 1134-7618-3077 [Audino Chansey Aipom]

Adam 1134-7618-3077 [Audino Chansey Aipom] Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:38:53 No.18747531 Report

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>Sigilyph and Slaking

A hilarious sitcom involving me, a guy who likes to spend his weekends out around town with friends, and his two roomates; a lazy son of a bitch who constantly has me get him beers from the fridge and the stoic protector of its ancient home who violently attacks outsiders.

I can see it already. In the pilot episode, I find a group of girls who seem super cool. I try to get Slaking to come out and meet them since he never gets out anymore, and just loafs around. We end up talking them into chilling at our apartment. When they finally arrive, the doorbell rings and I am in the shower. I ask slaking to get it but he is deep in a bag of doritos. Eventually sigilyph floats near and attemps to communicate via chirps and light flashes. Upon the guests crossing the threshold into the apartment, Sigilyph burns them all and assaults their psyche and controlling their movements until they are no more than broken, burned husks barely resembling the girls I hoped to get to know better.

Oh, the shenanigans we get in to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:41:19 No.18747551 Report

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>Nidoqueen and Mareep
Typical family sitcom? Mareep could be the shy child who can't control his power or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:49:12 No.18747600 Report

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>Lucario
>Gardevoir
I imagine it would come out like Pushing Daisies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 00:51:18 No.18747621 Report

Quoted By:

>>18747423
>chandlure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 01:08:46 No.18747761 Report

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>>Raichu
>>Gengar

massive bro dynamic: living wouldn't be a problem, but I'm guessing they would make me the responsible one as they keep screwing around and keep me up at night and throw house parties. Seems fun as fuck though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 01:53:23 No.18748151 Report

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Marill is innocent and doesn't fully understand what goes on in the world.
Ursaring comes home drunk every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 02:01:02 No.18748215 Report

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>Paras
>Venonat

I don't know what would happen, but I do know our apartment will be dark and damp with mold growing on every surface with toxic spores in the air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 02:03:44 No.18748234 Report

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How am I supposed to answer this? I thought of Krabby and Thundurus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 02:04:05 No.18748239 Report

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>Cloyster
>Doublade

I don't even know.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 02:05:21 No.18748249 Report

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>>18745469
>vaporeon being a slut all the time

whats it like being a virgin at 23?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 03:01:17 No.18748792 Report

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>Torterra
>Emopleon
Pilot is about getting a big enough house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 03:16:27 No.18748920 Report

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>Blaziken
Has your back and strictly follows bro code. Can sometimes get heated in an argument but will try to fix things later.

>Ampharos
Not sure about this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 03:49:18 No.18749157 Report

Quoted By: >>18749195 >>18749715

>>18745410
>a show about two bros who constantly try to get their friend laid
>Crobat keeps trying to act as wingman
>Gengar keeps trying to set up "coincidences" to get you and the girl together
>their plans continue to ruin your chances in the short-term but endear you for the long-run
Would watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 03:54:49 No.18749195 Report

Quoted By: >>18749207

>>18749157
>Machamp
>Natu

A fitness freak, the small nerdy guy, and the mediator to keep them from fucking up everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 03:55:52 No.18749207 Report

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>>18749195
Didn't mean to quote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 03:58:37 No.18749227 Report

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Fearow and Magby
One way or another, I'm going to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 04:02:39 No.18749258 Report

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>gourgeist
>lilligant
Sounds like a sexy party

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 04:55:25 No.18749715 Report

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>>18749157
>crobat
>wingman

Its like you want to make horrible puns

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 05:01:15 No.18749771 Report

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Does a mega count as it's own pokemon?

Well, Aggron and Meowstic (M) anyway.

I guess one of them shits all over my shit while the other spends most of the day crying in a corner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 13:35:05 No.18752032 Report

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Gardevoir and Hydreigon
Hydreigon would destroy everything in it path and repeatedly tries to kill me and snarls at Gardevoir who is constantly worried for my safety around Hydreigon and threatens Hydreigon with Moonblast to keep it from coming near me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 19:30:01 No.18752032,1 Report Delete

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Slyveon And Keldeo

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