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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 05:30:20 No.18749950 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Pokemon that aren't that great in-game but would be amazing in the real pokeverse. Based on pokedex entries, lore, and common sense.

Flareon is the best pillow. That is all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 05:31:36 No.18749955 Report

Quoted By: >>18750087

>tfw no one likes your bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 05:56:48 No.18750087 Report

Quoted By: >>18750105 >>18753666

>>18749955

>double dubs

Noice.

Too bad MagCargo would burn the atmosphere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:01:05 No.18750105 Report

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>>18750087
Nooice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:01:22 No.18750108 Report

Quoted By: >>18750223 >>18753680

Seriously, who doesn't want a flying dinosaur that produces free food?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:01:38 No.18750111 Report

Quoted By: >>18750179 >>18750239 >>18753680

>Not choosing the best starter.
>Not lazing on his back, riding to towns under the shade of a tree growing out of your giant tortoise's back.
Tropius would be fine too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:14:18 No.18750175 Report

Quoted By: >>18750223

Magikarp, of course.

It's delicious with rice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:14:54 No.18750179 Report

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>>18750111
except tfw you never will because genitic engineering will be regulated so that such evolutionary monstoricities never happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:20:16 No.18750223 Report

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>>18750175
Meowth or James confirmed Magikarp are toxic to eat

>>18750108
that saddle kinda impairs its flight, doesnt it?

That said, Torterra and Tropius would be amazing. I'd like to engineer some flying machines with a Beheeyem though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:22:19 No.18750239 Report

Quoted By: >>18750272

>>18750111
Grow weed on torterra 10/10 would smoke again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:28:00 No.18750272 Report

Quoted By: >>18750337 >>18750439

>>18750239
>Implying there aren't better Pokemon that you could get high off of.
There's no way you can't get high off Oddish or Paras.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:36:27 No.18750337 Report

Quoted By: >>18750370

>>18750272
breloom hurry up and punch me in the face i wanna trip pokeballs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:41:09 No.18750370 Report

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>>18750337
>You will never get high off of Amoonguss' spores.
What's the point of living?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:49:45 No.18750439 Report

Quoted By: >>18750453

>>18750272
>Not smoking the leaves of pokemon #420 Cherubi and eating the delicious body while insanely high

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 06:51:22 No.18750453 Report

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>>18750439
This should not be this funny

But fuck, topkek Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 07:05:54 No.18750570 Report

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pretty much every humanoid pokemon that is shitty in combat would be useful in the porn industry for taboo movies, ie braixen, mawile, lopunny etc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 07:24:25 No.18750676 Report

Quoted By: >>18754025

A Zoroark. Imagine have a Pokémon that can inpersonate anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 17:34:45 No.18753666 Report

Quoted By: >>18759211 >>18763123

>>18750087
>not wanting to burn the atmosphere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 17:36:38 No.18753680 Report

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>>18750108
>>18750111
While Grass isn't my favorite type, how could you possibly go wrong with Tropius or Torterra in a real life situation?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 17:38:17 No.18753696 Report

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BEST PILLOW COMING THROUGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 18:16:10 No.18754025 Report

Quoted By: >>18755241

>>18750676
>we could finally be with our waifus
>tfw it would just be a fox impersonating her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 20:46:00 No.18755191 Report

Quoted By: >>18755354

Would snuggle with

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 20:50:04 No.18755241 Report

Quoted By: >>18764094

>>18754025
>mfw Zoroark doesn't have to transform to become my waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 21:01:32 No.18755337 Report

Quoted By: >>18756049 >>18763123

Ah...I don't really know what I'd do with this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 21:03:42 No.18755354 Report

Quoted By: >>18755381

>>18755191
I take it you're the kind of guy who doesn't mind gashes and puncture wounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 21:05:46 No.18755381 Report

Quoted By: >>18755393

>>18755354
I could avoid the spikes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 21:06:48 No.18755393 Report

Quoted By: >>18756116

>>18755381
And the rough skin? I mean if you like rubbing your hands on sandpaper go on ahead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 22:17:31 No.18756049 Report

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>>18755337
have a nice day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 22:25:05 No.18756116 Report

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>>18755393
Sand veil, so I see it as smoother skin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 04:04:56 No.18759211 Report

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>>18753666
>sadistic desire
>post ends in 666

Are you Satan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 16:32:38 No.18763123 Report

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>>18753666

Go away, Satan

>>18755337
Ride it, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 16:40:46 No.18763215 Report

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A Persian with payday and bubblebeam.

Why did they get rid of that after gen 2? Even if it's a shit attack, it's animation in Stadium was awesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 16:44:37 No.18763250 Report

Quoted By: >>18763306 >>18764834

We have so much in common, plus she's a cutie

4742-6496-8948

4742-6496-8948 Sun 06 Apr 2014 16:51:55 No.18763306 Report

Quoted By: >>18763335

>>18763250
>we have so much in common
nigga what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 16:55:23 No.18763335 Report

Quoted By: >>18764834

>>18763306
From Delcatty's pokedex
>Delcatty prefers to live an unfettered existence in which it can do as it pleases at its own pace. Because this Pokémon eats and sleeps whenever it decides, its daily routines are completely random.
>Delcatty sleeps anywhere it wants without keeping a permanent nest. If other Pokémon approach it as it sleeps, this Pokémon will never fight - it will just move away somewhere else.

I also love cats, my favorite color is purple, and my second favorite color is yellow.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 18:22:54 No.18764094 Report

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>>18755241
Mah nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Apr 2014 19:22:05 No.18764834 Report

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>>18763250
>>18763335
I apparently have a lot in common with Delcatty.

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