I found out about this "Showdowningderp" site from my thirteen-year-old son who said he was having "epic lels" and "top keks" instead of doing his homework.

I punished him by taking away his laptop, so you will not be seeing "MisterLister" anytime soon.

He explained to me that this Showdowningderp thing is a site where a bunch of kids elect a Chimpanzee with a stroke and gives him six pikachus. That doesn't make any sense? Anyways, when these degenerates get tired with their monkey they get a new one. I seriously don't understand kids these days at all.

Chimpanzee: Ludicolonoscopy? I can't remember these damn usernames
Shit: http://plug.dj/showderp-1/
Pikachu Hall of Fame: http://pastebin.com/scjSu8kG