>>18784035Oh god I checked his page and he's selling loads of overpriced junk, Including this box of Pokemon cards with the most autistic description ever.
"""Hundreds of Pokemon trading cards, different series, condition varies from excellent to chew toy, thankfully though the excellent ones far outnumber the bad.
To be clear...
These are pieces of cardboard printed either with Pokemon images or printed with images relevant to Pokemon. Whether they are for trading, collecting, displaying or lighting fires, this is all they are.
Owning them will not confer upon you any special powers, including but not limited to immortality, trainer mastery, money, goods, fame, fortune or girlfriends.
They are not made of gold or other precious metals, they are not hewn from huge diamonds or gemstones and have no magical powers. Whilst I know nothing of these cards, preferring the way of science and of the electromancer, I know that you will be wanting the special cards worth unimaginable amounts of money. You will therefore most likely be disappointed as, as I mentioned before, these are just Pokemon cards, no gold, no diamonds. You are bidding for a box of assorted bits of cardboard, that's all.
I really hope that this matter is now as clear as Pokemon crystal...
You are most welcome to ask questions!"""
