Can we get a minute to talk about this fucking faggot?
This fagface has shitty stats and a shitty movepool (just like all contrary users), right? Right. Too bad it has Contrary and Superpower. Wanna use King's Shield? LOL no take this attack boost. Wanna use Sticky Web? LOL no take this speed boost. I can't even use fucking Defog and this motherfucking piece of shit gets an evasion boost.

>lol just use swors dance bug big scizor to kill this faget huehuehue
No, i can't even boost and this idiot shitpile fagface uses Topsy motherfucking Turvy. Yeah, right, i use, let's say, Shell Smash on a frail Pokémon and this shitcunt manages to lower my attacks and speed and raise my defenses so it can Superpower me like there's no tomorrow.
Even if i use U-turn on it this shitfaggot fuckcunt manages to bulk it with Superpower's defense boost and boost even more with Superpower AND 1-hit KO whatever i send.
The worse thing is, that if i manage to kill it, the opponent will send out staraptor. Oh yeah, staraptor. Strongest early bird but one of the most mediocre fully-evolved Pokémon. This staraptor starfagtor will outspeed whatever i have left and kill everything with Close Combat. Damn i fucking hate this rosy cheeked piece of emoshit. I bet if staraptor was real it would hear classical music and rock and watch anime and own a dog.
If staraptor had a theme song it would be:
"Get ready 'cause now
it's time for Staraptor's show
That bird who go down and roll around
Who confront the OU Pokémon,
just those who are powerful
And kick out the slow ones weak to Close Combat,
who get upset when the sign
"Choice Scarf" is given."
And would do a super faggy dance.

Fuck staraptor that blushie and fuck malamar that bitch. I can't be the only one who feels this way, right?