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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:46:00 No.18791308 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18791392 >>18791396 >>18791432 >>18791614 >>18793182 >>18798354

Game Freak puts you in charge of a gag spin-off game starring Farfetch'd. There are no catches, you have free reign and free control of the project, it can be literally any genre you want so as long as it stars fucking Farfetch'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:50:12 No.18791350 Report

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Farfetch'dTales

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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:51:55 No.18791376 Report

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A looker spinoff except there is no looker and you're a far fetched solving crimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:53:16 No.18791392 Report

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>>18791308
I'd make it a clone of goat simulator, only Farfetch'd would be exploring the region of Kalos.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:53:25 No.18791396 Report

Quoted By: >>18791441 >>18791603

>>18791308
A kendo swordsman game for Wii U.

Take control of Farfetch'd as you slice your way through the forbidden lands of ANCIENT EVIL with only your trusty leek stick by your side, going one-on-one with other blade-wielding Pokemon in fierce combat. Online play supported.

If you finish the game, you will receive a special Farfetch'd with...I dunno, Sniper or Pure Power or some shit and some exclusive moves like...fuck I don't know, Play Rough or Double-Edge or Drill Peck or fuck shit Extremespeed.

This special Farfetch'd is transferable to X and Y and can be used online. Farfetch'd is subsequently made viable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:56:01 No.18791432 Report

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>>18791308
3D Mario except cut out Mario and put in Farfetch'd.

Farfetch'd can also run all wacky like because he's a wild duck and wild ducks have wacky sprints.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:56:35 No.18791435 Report

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A parody VN of Hatoful Boyfriend, where you play as Farfetch'd and all the love interests are human pokegirls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:57:26 No.18791441 Report

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>>18791396
I'd play it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:59:08 No.18791458 Report

Quoted By: >>18791504

Soup cooking simulator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 02:59:40 No.18791464 Report

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You are Farfetch'd, and one day wake up to see your leek is gone!
Adventure through 5 different regions to find the culprit behind the leek hoax!
Use new vegetables to help yourself in your way to victory in this 2D action sidescroller!
Defeat the pokemon bosses in each area to unlock unconventional weapons, hit them with all you have!
Use the help of other normal types to solve different puzzles and cross obstacles!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:00:28 No.18791478 Report

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A survival horror game where you run away from hunters while escorting another farfetch'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:01:33 No.18791494 Report

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>>18791464
nigga i'd play that shit all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:01:54 No.18791498 Report

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>>18791478
Sounds like Pikmin. Let's call it Dukmin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:02:28 No.18791504 Report

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>>18791458
>Cooking Mama
>But you're the ingredients

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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:03:37 No.18791526 Report

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You play as a Farfetch'd trying to escape its abusive owner in the depths of Ilex Forest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:08:27 No.18791603 Report

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>>18791396
Fund it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:09:18 No.18791613 Report

Quoted By: >>18791670 >>18791722

The game is about Farfetch'd finally being sick of getting the short end of the leek

He snaps and you play as him as he storms into gamefreak headquarters and gos on a full on bloody swordsman's rampage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:09:18 No.18791614 Report

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>>18791308
Duck hunt, except you're the duck and YOU. MUST. HUNT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:12:21 No.18791655 Report

Quoted By: >>18791689

I was actually planning to write a fic in which Farfetch'd fought several legendaries like MD, in which he was a lone warrior travelling a devastated, lawless world, strongly based on Samurai Jack.
Come to think of it, a beat-em-up with Farfetch'd with that would be great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:13:33 No.18791670 Report

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>>18791613
>The game is rated AO because you can unfurl your three-foot-long duck penis and strangle people with it

>>18791614
Surprised no ones made a Duck Huny mod with Farfetch'd and Snubull/Granbull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:13:50 No.18791672 Report

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A game where you are a wild farfetch'd making a living as a petty thief.

Pull off heists in the pokemon world, such as stealing a valuable paintings from the Lumiose Museum.

"Borrow" pokemon from trainers by pickpocketing their pokeballs and use there pokemon's skills to help you with your heists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:15:12 No.18791689 Report

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>>18791655
FARFETCH'D MAY CRY

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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:16:15 No.18791702 Report

Quoted By: >>18793302

A Metal Gear Rising-like character action game where you beat other pokemon up with your stick.
The more I think about it, the more I want it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:16:58 No.18791714 Report

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Sakura Samurai except all the opponents take 2x as many hits to kill.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:17:16 No.18791722 Report

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>>18791613
That seriously sounds as something out of Newgrounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 03:19:44 No.18791751 Report

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How about a top-down Zelda clone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 04:28:34 No.18792436 Report

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A Dynasty Warriors hack-n-slash complete with other Pokémon officers yelling about morale and reinforcements at you.

Also a killer soundtrack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 06:02:48 No.18793145 Report

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>>18792436
It would be called Dux Dynasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 06:09:31 No.18793182 Report

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>>18791308
Once you beat the post-game. you can transfer super farfetch'd into Gen VI game. It'll have better stats and signature move similar to how AZ's Floette is superior to the normal version.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 06:20:13 No.18793244 Report

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A flappy bird clone.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 06:24:25 No.18793278 Report

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>>18793244
>tip of the leek touches the pipe
>farfetch'd crashes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 06:29:15 No.18793302 Report

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>>18791702
Shit nigga, I want it too.
What pokemon would be the Winds of Destruction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 06:32:22 No.18793316 Report

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at the end of all these games farfetch'd wakes up and it was all the dream then lies in bed and silently cries himself back to sleep as the credits role.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 07:03:26 No.18793443 Report

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>>18791526
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 20:22:48 No.18797889 Report

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2d side scroller. Fighting your way out of a forest to save your family from the cooking pot. Eating the leak gives you flight, but you can't fight worth sht. Collect stones and pokeballs the capture other pokemon after fighting them in boss battles. Use the new pokemon to collect leaks, fight enemies, and get you to hidden areas.

Use the leak as a sword, health, or baseball bat and hit a volt orb around the screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2014 21:10:43 No.18798354 Report

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>>18791308
Shoot the Farfetch'd

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