>>18806745OK you want a Based Mega Ampho? Here's how you do it.
Step 1: 31/30/31/30/31/31, This is your EV spread. You gonna be thankin' me soon.
Step 2: Max its HP. It's gonna be taking hits. The Threat Is Real.
Step 2: Give it the D. That's Defense,you perv.
Step 3: Moveset -
Cotton guard - for pillows of snuggly goodness? Looking luxorious and laughing at those physical attackers.
Discharge - Dis' here is your bread & butter. Gonna be Stabbin' MoFo's with that electricity. BUT WAIT THERE's More! That 30% chance to paralyze is sure to be cripple a mofucker.
Hidden Power - You listened to me on that IV Spread Right? Cause if not you might as well bend over and get ready to get fucked. You need that HP Grass cause grounded Motherfuckers always trying to throw salt in your game. This is a giant Fuck You to most of them. FUCK YOU GLISCOR!
Rest - MEDIC! You are going to get fucked, you best believe that. This move will be your condom. After the deed is done you'll come out the other side std free and ready to reverse the roles.
Just a tip: Sometimes it's easy to see a MegaAmpho since it's all bright and shit in your party like, "Look @ me Bitch' I'm a Lighthouse." That's when a dragon or ice type is going to try to fuck with you (FUCK YOU MAMOSWINE), that's when you refrain from being a dumbass and stay unFabio.
Lube up.
