>>18852902>AshIs a loser.
>loserYes.
>Gets to travel all over the worldAnd does nothing productive with it, but I'll give you the fun card.
>Has met nearly every legendary Pokemon Assuming the movies are canon. Also, who's to say others haven't met them as well? He's not the only human character in those movies, not to mention tobias caught fucking two legendaries, and there was that one dude with the heatran. Who lost, meaning there's people who can beat legendaries.
>Makes friends everywhereWho he never sees again. Those he does see again number in the two to three every region.
>Women throw themselves at himlelno Not even close.
>Current gf is hot as fuck and devoted to himSerena pls
>Good at PokemonHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH