Listen up you dick punching faggots. Do you wanna know how in the blue balls to WIN at VGC? Well then, here's a handy little guide to show you the team that was so great that SMOG0N* had to ban it from even existing.

You wanna know how it runs down?
First, we start with this motherfucker. The team's bread and butter? Nah, fuck that shit. He's the knife that cuts and spreads the sweat butter like cum all over your enemy's face. You wanna know how this little SOB works?

I)ICK KICKUM (Drapion) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 HP / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Protect
- Night Slash
- Cross Poison
- Fire Fang

First of all, your momma loves you, so how would she feel about you going in without protection with a stranger? Now that we got that little PSA out of the way, we get to go to the good stuff.

First of all, it's ability is Sniper, since this think just got back from Iraq pwning little sand nigger children in CoD:MWBOHOWEK5. Sniper ensures us that when we punch their dicks, we punch their dicks hard.

DICK KICKUM gets his STAB through a cut and a cross slash. I know, it's fucked up. I don't make the game, I just poop all over it while flipping it off and banging its sister. Worth noting is that these each have 50% to turn into BATSHIT AWESOME CRITS that just FUCK. SHIT. UP! Don't believe me? This is Swagger level bullshit.
Firefang is just there to bite Steel type 'mons' dicks off and to make chocolate melt in his mouth, cause you gotta have a little chocolate in case the Italian restaurant makes your breathe rank.

*not in affiliation with Smogon University