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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:33:27 No.18859589 View View Reply Original Report

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Kids with tiny dicks chose Bulbasaur
Kids who were closeted faggots chose Charmander
Kids with big ol' cock & balls chose Squirtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:35:54 No.18859610 Report

Quoted By: >>18860035

>>18859589
I chose Squirtle because a girl in class gave me her little Squirtle keychain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:37:23 No.18859618 Report

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>>18859589
>i'm totally not a Squirtlefag who has problems with his tiny dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:38:02 No.18859621 Report

Quoted By: >>18859659

>implying gay kids didn't choose squirtle because the water out of it's mouth resembled a cock shooting cum
>imlpying they didn't do this to satisfy their latent homosexuality

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:39:49 No.18859631 Report

Quoted By: >>18859650 >>18859651 >>18860150

But I'm a grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:41:17 No.18859640 Report

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>>18859589
I'm surprisingly okay with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:41:24 No.18859641 Report

Quoted By: >>18859967

>Not getting both Red and Blue for free from parents
>Not choosing Charmander in Red and Squirtle in Blue
>Not leaving Bulbasaur on Oak's desk in both fucking games
>Not being American

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:42:53 No.18859650 Report

Quoted By: >>18859788 >>18860165

>>18859631
Grills choose charmander

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:43:00 No.18859651 Report

Quoted By: >>18859788

>>18859631
Charmander to light the grill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:43:55 No.18859659 Report

Quoted By: >>18859926 >>18859936

>>18859621
If you see any phallic resemblance in a turtle/Squirrel you must long for cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:48:30 No.18859681 Report

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I chose squirtle and my penis is pretty average.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:49:36 No.18859688 Report

Quoted By: >>18859804

>>18859589
But anon, I chose squirtle and my dick only reaches 3 and a half inches while fully erect I am 21

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 06:52:44 No.18859705 Report

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>>18859589
8.1" length x 6" girth Charifag reporting
m-maybe I'm a little curious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:06:50 No.18859788 Report

Quoted By: >>18859800 >>18859804 >>18859817

>>18859650
>>18859651
Squirtle is the only one for me though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:08:50 No.18859800 Report

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>>18859788
are you chubby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:09:56 No.18859804 Report

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>>18859688
>>18859788
>>18859800

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:11:59 No.18859816 Report

Quoted By: >>18859837

>>18859800
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:12:01 No.18859817 Report

Quoted By: >>18859834

>>18859788
My god..No female ever picks cannonbro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:15:09 No.18859834 Report

Quoted By: >>18859848 >>18859907

>>18859817
>Implying
Venusaur's covered in ugly warts and while I'll admit Charizard's the most popular with girls, it's also the most popular with boys. Plus bitches love little Squirtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:15:32 No.18859837 Report

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>>18859816
I like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:16:49 No.18859848 Report

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>>18859834
Bulbasaur and Ivysaur are cute enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:22:46 No.18859883 Report

Quoted By: >>18859912

This is making me yearn for a Poke/soc/ thread. anyone down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:27:26 No.18859907 Report

Quoted By: >>18859908

>>18859834
Charizard sucks, he's only popular because 5 year olds thought he was a dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:28:10 No.18859908 Report

Quoted By: >>18859920

>>18859907
u mad bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:28:29 No.18859912 Report

Quoted By: >>18859935

>>18859883
Hell yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:29:34 No.18859920 Report

Quoted By: >>18859935

>>18859908
>Reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:30:28 No.18859922 Report

Quoted By: >>18859931 >>18860129

>>18859589
>Kids with tiny dicks chose Bulbasaur

I guess I must've got my job some other way then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:31:00 No.18859926 Report

Quoted By: >>18859939

>>18859659
>squirrel
wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:31:36 No.18859930 Report

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>>18859589
i originally chose squirrel cause everyone and their mom was choosing charmander. I would now chose bulbasaur. ps I'm asian :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:31:39 No.18859931 Report

Quoted By: >>18859945

>>18859922
...What does that even imply? You got your job through having a big dick? You got your job through choosing Bulbasaur? You go your job by looking after kids with tiny dicks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:32:09 No.18859935 Report

Quoted By: >>18859943

>>18859920
>misunderstanding an ironic joke
typical redditor

>>18859912
thank you for playing along, you're doing it right. Keep up the good work

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:32:11 No.18859936 Report

Quoted By: >>18859949

What about girls, OP?

>>18859659
If you think penis size has anything to do with choosing a starter than you must really like to think about dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:32:51 No.18859939 Report

Quoted By: >>18859946

>>18859926
>Squirtle
>A squirrel and a turtle
Are you stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:33:52 No.18859943 Report

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>>18859935
>I know you are but what am I?
top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:34:08 No.18859945 Report

Quoted By: >>18859951 >>18859961

>>18859931
Just that you've probably jacked off to one of my coworkers before. (Or maybe me, I dunno what you're into)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:34:24 No.18859946 Report

Quoted By: >>18859954

>>18859939
>trying to rationalize squirtle isn't just a blue turtle
face it, he's the design they put the least thought into

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:34:54 No.18859949 Report

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>>18859936
I do love cock, but I didn't make the thread did I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:35:27 No.18859951 Report

Quoted By: >>18859962

>>18859945
>does porn
>thinks he has a shot at true happiness

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:35:56 No.18859954 Report

Quoted By: >>18859974 >>18859984

>>18859946
You are joking right? Everybody knows he's half squirrel, what the fuck do you think Wartotle is? Have you ever seen a tortoise that has a tail and ears like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:36:59 No.18859961 Report

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>>18859945
I almost never watch porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:37:03 No.18859962 Report

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>>18859951
This isn't going to be about Jesus, is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:37:52 No.18859967 Report

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>>18859641
>choosing Squirtle
>leaving Bulbasaur on the desk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:38:28 No.18859974 Report

Quoted By: >>18859982

>>18859954
This anon is right. But as a side note, Why the fuck did they drop that for canons turtle. Not that I'm complaining

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:40:56 No.18859982 Report

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>>18859974
I think they started with Blastoise and worked backwards, and didn't know how to work the canons in early. That's why Wartortle looks so damn weird in Genwun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:40:58 No.18859984 Report

Quoted By: >>18859993

>>18859954
squirtle is squirt + turtle
no other name from different languages or any other evidence goes towards it being part squirrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:42:43 No.18859993 Report

Quoted By: >>18860042 >>18860134

>>18859984
It's half Squirrel and half Tortoise, literally everybody knows this. How stupid are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:47:48 No.18860011 Report

Quoted By: >>18860129 >>18861626

>Pick Charmander
>Not gay in the slightest
>Get into Kamen Rider
>Turn gay for justice
>And my husbando

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:49:46 No.18860020 Report

Quoted By: >>18860030 >>18860049 >>18860064

7 inch dick reporting in, chose Squirtle as a young lad and have since converted to Bulbasaur.

Does this confirm or disprove OP's hypothesis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:51:22 No.18860030 Report

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>>18860020
Confirm. You chose correctly as a child, and then chose the technical best one you were smart enough/the mechanics were deep enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:52:36 No.18860035 Report

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>>18859610
That's cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:54:17 No.18860042 Report

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>>18859993
Not him but I would hardly say half fucking squirrel. tbh the only squirrel this about it is the slightly swirly tail but I also don't see any other squirrel traits in Wartortle and none at all in Blastoise. So the line as a whole is maybe 10% squirrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:54:58 No.18860049 Report

Quoted By: >>18860055

>>18860020
wanna rub dicks?

or a 3-way with the chubby qt that has since been scared off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:56:43 No.18860055 Report

Quoted By: >>18860099 >>18860129

>>18860049
A bunch of people talking about their cocks and Pokemon tends to scare off qtchubs in my experience.
But boy if it doesn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:56:50 No.18860056 Report

Quoted By: >>18860064

>>18859589
7 inch girthy penis here. Chose Bulbasaur and Charmander as a kid. Never really could pick between them but I never picked Squirtle. Also straight as an arrow (inb4 someone has a pic of a bent arrow). You goofed OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 07:57:56 No.18860064 Report

Quoted By: >>18860224

>>18860020
>>18860056
>all these 7 inchers thinking they count

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:06:49 No.18860099 Report

Quoted By: >>18860121 >>18860129

>>18860055
so like is that a yes

Also, for some reason, I picture everyone on /vp/ looking like 1 of these 4 people, not sure why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:10:19 No.18860121 Report

Quoted By: >>18860141

>>18860099
Wow you're way off

I look like a German high school varsity soccer player DBZ fusioned with a much shorter Adrian Brody

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:10:45 No.18860129 Report

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>>18860099
>>18860055
>>18860011
>>18859922

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:11:27 No.18860134 Report

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>>18859993
sources pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:12:14 No.18860141 Report

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>>18860121
So you're like somewhere in between 1 and 4. I actually think most of /vp/ looks like a combo of 1 and 3. (going left to right)
1 2
3 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:13:53 No.18860150 Report

Quoted By: >>18861579

>>18859631
I'm a girl too and I chose Bulbasaur, wonder what that means

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:17:01 No.18860165 Report

Quoted By: >>18860385

>>18859650
I did chose Charmander, but now I love the Bulbasaur line the most, but overall, I don't really like the Kanto starters the best anyway, I think Sinnoh had the best set of Starters, but I really love Greninja too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:37:19 No.18860218 Report

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Why does /vp/ always shit the bed after like 3 or 4am?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:39:09 No.18860224 Report

Quoted By: >>18860236 >>18865068

>>18860064
>implying we don't
>implying we don't already break OP's 'pattern'
Stay mad, tiny dick Squirtlefag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 08:44:14 No.18860236 Report

Quoted By: >>18860976 >>18860995

>>18860224
anyone wanna take this to >>>/soc/ ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 09:24:31 No.18860381 Report

Quoted By: >>18860995

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 09:27:02 No.18860385 Report

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>>18860165
yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 12:41:05 No.18860976 Report

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>>18860236
I'll get curious with you, anon. Bi orgy anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 12:43:30 No.18860991 Report

Quoted By: >>18860999 >>18861032

>>18859589
>Picked Bulbasaur
>18.5 cm

Not projecting but actual facts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 12:43:45 No.18860995 Report

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>>18860381
>tfw this post >>18860236 was from 4 hours ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 12:44:47 No.18860999 Report

Quoted By: >>18861005

>>18860991
what's that in inches bumping for interest while I google some conversions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 12:46:09 No.18861005 Report

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>>18860999

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 12:50:26 No.18861032 Report

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>>18860991
post itt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 13:06:23 No.18861146 Report

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bump for Poke/soc/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 13:44:51 No.18861401 Report

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>chose Bulbasaur on my first save
>have a tiny dick

You might be onto something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 14:09:23 No.18861579 Report

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>>18860150
Massive clit,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 14:16:11 No.18861626 Report

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>>18860011
i turned gay for pepsiman.
Funny what changes us isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 14:18:38 No.18861638 Report

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Why would anyone choose a turtle when there is a fucking fire dinosaur as an option.

I don't understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 14:39:17 No.18861773 Report

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>>18859589
Chose Squirtle/Water Starter for every single generation from the start, even in XY when I already had Froakie. I have a tiny-ass dick. Debunk'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 20:31:08 No.18865068 Report

Quoted By: >>18865181

>>18860224
I'm over 9 inches and I pass the TP test.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 20:32:27 No.18865091 Report

Quoted By: >>18865154

My first Pokemon was Totodile, what does that make me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 20:38:19 No.18865154 Report

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>>18865091
an underage faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 20:41:36 No.18865181 Report

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>>18865068
nigr

PokeWizard

PokeWizard Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:16:58 No.18866281 Report

Quoted By: >>18866440

>>18859589
Well shit, Guess I have a tiny dick.

Venusaur will at least rape your Blastoise with its big dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:32:32 No.18866440 Report

Quoted By: >>18866453 >>18866536

>>18866281
>rapid spin
>dig
>hydro pump + torrent
I don't think so tim

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:33:44 No.18866453 Report

Quoted By: >>18866536

>>18866440
oh yeah and blizzard newb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:40:33 No.18866536 Report

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>>18866440
>>18866453
Only thing Blastoise can do against thickfatsaur is invest a tiny bit in speed and spam dark pulse hoping for flinches

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