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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:10:58 No.18865465 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18865608 >>18865624 >>18865679 >>18867166

How would you approach a Hex Maniac with the intention of asking her out on a date?

Keep in mind that she may either be psychotic, paranoid, creepy, or waist-deep in anxiety depending on which one you ask.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:14:14 No.18865500 Report

Quoted By: >>18865512

Nobody cares about Hex Maniac anymore, OP. November was 5 months ago.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:15:19 No.18865512 Report

Quoted By: >>18865540 >>18865571

>>18865500
>not liking hex maniac
shit taste/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:15:42 No.18865515 Report

Quoted By: >>18865530

>get drunk, that will fill you up with courage
>get a fedora, it will make you look mature
>be interesting, show her your pokémon cards
>show her how manly you are, talk about how you always win arguments on /v/
She is now sucking your reuniclus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:17:10 No.18865530 Report

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>>18865515
>get a fedora
okay, you got me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:17:57 No.18865540 Report

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>>18865512
>liking such a shit trainer class
kek/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:20:36 No.18865571 Report

Quoted By: >>18865599 >>18865645

>>18865512
Of course I wouldn't like rule 63 of you. I have standards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:22:29 No.18865599 Report

Quoted By: >>18865701

>>18865571
>he says while on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:23:41 No.18865608 Report

Quoted By: >>18865613 >>18865628 >>18865918 >>18870599

>>18865465
Me- "um.. hey, I-I just wanted to say that I think you're a very special and um I think we... well I think we have a lot in common and I was wondering if you would be interested in.. in.. well dating a guy like me :)"

Her- "I'm sorry Anon, I've known you had feelings for me this whole time, and I know that you were very shy, and I kind of had feelings for you too. But I decided to date this asshole who barley knows me and will just break up with me in a month. also he took my virginity. hopefully we can still be friends :)"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:24:04 No.18865613 Report

Quoted By: >>18865741

>>18865608
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:25:09 No.18865624 Report

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>>18865465
>liking hex maniac

Almost as bad as Serenafags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:25:27 No.18865628 Report

Quoted By: >>18865741

>>18865608

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:26:20 No.18865639 Report

Quoted By: >>18865673 >>18865694

So like

What's wrong with the Hex Maniac, exactly? I think she's cute, but it seems people here think otherwise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:27:10 No.18865645 Report

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>>18865571
>standards
>on 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:28:22 No.18865659 Report

Quoted By: >>18865699

>you will never be kidnapped by a yandere Hex Maniac

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:29:40 No.18865673 Report

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>>18865639

People comparing her to Tomoko. Google it if you're curious. Not that far of a stretch actually, but both sides whether you love Hex Maniac or hate her. Everyone is autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:30:43 No.18865679 Report

Quoted By: >>18865692

>>18865465
walk up to her
ask her out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:31:25 No.18865692 Report

Quoted By: >>18865719

>>18865679
Walk up to her
Press A

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:31:48 No.18865694 Report

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>>18865639
>What's wrong with the Hex Maniac, exactly?
Nothing. People who like her post about her so much (or at least they used to, not really sure these days) that others who are indifferent about her rib the fans for shit taste.

Just because her fans are annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:32:07 No.18865699 Report

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>>18865659
Hex Maniac seems too much like a sperg to pull it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:32:12 No.18865701 Report

Quoted By: >>18865730

>>18865599
>implying 4chan is completely populated by weebs, autists and social outcasts
/fit/, /biz/, /sp/, /asp/, /out/, /fa/, and [s4s] beg to differ. 4chan is more diverse than fucking Canada.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:33:36 No.18865719 Report

Quoted By:

>>18865692
i chuckled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:34:08 No.18865730 Report

Quoted By:

>>18865701
>[s4s]
>/sp/
>not autistic
top kek

Enatti !l6/5mkJd8o

Enatti !l6/5mkJd8o Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:34:34 No.18865735 Report

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>Keep in mind that she may either be psychotic, paranoid, creepy, or waist-deep in anxiety depending on which one you ask.

I-is this really how people see me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:35:03 No.18865740 Report

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As I leap from my Aladdin™ covers in my The 101 Dalmatians™ themed bed, I suddenly develop an exquisite and epic thought: "Boy, it sure would be awesome if were to ask out th'lady downeth the street, the beautiful lady who gives me th' energy of life I need to live an'ther day!" And so, I grab my striped My Little Pony™ pink fedora made of the finest Chinese plastic, m' cargo flame shorts mother picked out for me from Wal-Mart, m' pleather black trenchcoat, an' methinks this fashionable set of manliness will swoo her over from the assholes that prey o'er the womens. As you m'ght tell, I am shirtless as well, with my Rainbow Dash™ cutie mark tattoo I drew myself on my belly will surely win her over!
fuck it someone else finish it for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:35:06 No.18865741 Report

Quoted By:

>>18865613
>>18865628
yeah, yeah I guess I'm a neckbeard or whatever. But I did really like her and she did break my heart.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:44:55 No.18865887 Report

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>psychotic
>paranoid
>creepy
>waist deep in anxiety

Let's see. I'd make an assumption that she's into ghosts- so maybe I'd talk Ghost-types until she warmed up a bit. Then I'd probably weasel my way into a not-date doing something private and odd. Maybe tarot card readings or having coffee/tea or something. Something we wouldn't have to be around people for, so there's no extra pressure.

and no pressure on me- if she turns out to be completely psycho, I can always just say I had a nice evening and cut out.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:48:20 No.18865918 Report

Quoted By: >>18865974

>>18865608
I could knee you square in your non-existent balls, Anon.

>also he took my virginity
>caring about this
>2014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:53:20 No.18865974 Report

Quoted By: >>18867537 >>18870590

>>18865918
If it makes a difference I was 17 at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 23:49:33 No.18867166 Report

Quoted By:

>>18865465
"You are the one."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:23:16 No.18867537 Report

Quoted By:

>>18865974
It doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:26:36 No.18867586 Report

Quoted By: >>18870540

Thank god the Hex Maniac phase died out. So annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 04:49:36 No.18870540 Report

Quoted By:

>>18867586
>hating Hex Maniac

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 04:54:19 No.18870590 Report

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>>18865974
If it makes a difference I wouldn't be surprised if you were 17 right now

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 04:55:40 No.18870599 Report

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>>18865608
>who barley knows me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 05:13:39 No.18870821 Report

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Buy a dozen bottles of milk from her and ask her out that way.

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