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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:25:59 No.18865635 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18865777 >>18865860 >>18865892 >>18865999 >>18868188

>mfw no boyfriend to play Pokemon with ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:28:28 No.18865660 Report

Quoted By: >>18865747

>mfw no girlfriend to play pokemon with who isn't a gross sperglord

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:31:25 No.18865691 Report

Quoted By: >>18865749

>Hey everyone look at me, I'm a girl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:32:41 No.18865706 Report

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>mfw no qt3.14 cosplay girlfriend who would do couple cosplays with me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:33:20 No.18865714 Report

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>mfw don't want to play with a ugly hambeast/trap/gayboi like OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:35:14 No.18865744 Report

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>Hi :^))

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:35:24 No.18865747 Report

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>>18865660
>You will never have a qt 3.14 gf who isn't into pokemon.
>You will never begin to convince her the games are fun.
>You will never purchase the next set of games with her.
>You will never teach her how to battle competitively
>You will never team up with her and enter a doubles tournament, wiping the floor with the competition

Fuck, what is there to live for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:35:29 No.18865749 Report

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Hey OP, i'm single and into traps/willing to be a trap for a dominant guy.
>>18865691
I don't think so, actually]
also, to make sure this thread remains on topic
>tfw no daddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:37:18 No.18865777 Report

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>>18865635
>mfw my boyfriend hates pokemon

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:41:23 No.18865833 Report

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>still caring
everything is better when you accept your life of eternal solitude and make the most of it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:42:30 No.18865854 Report

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>tfw no bf to play competitively with
;_;7

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:43:01 No.18865860 Report

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>>18865635
ok, I guess you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so here it goes. Would you be interested in me? I'm 22, about to graduate college. Somewhat of a shy nerdy virgin guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:43:33 No.18865865 Report

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>>18865833
Don't say things like that anon, I love you.

n-no homo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:45:42 No.18865892 Report

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>>18865635
ok, I guess you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so here it goes. Would you be interested in me? I'm 22, about to graduate college. Somewhat of a shy nerdy virgin guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:46:20 No.18865903 Report

Quoted By: >>18865913 >>18865926

>tfw when the girl im dating "likes" pokemon because its 'xD Lololol nerdy & cool' and i don't want to break up because i will never get another gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:48:05 No.18865913 Report

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>>18865903
What does she look like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:49:04 No.18865926 Report

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>>18865903
>not teaching her to git gud and be a master of competitive play

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:50:10 No.18865934 Report

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>>18865913
Skinny, pale, 1.60, one of those typical 'nerds' with dyed hair. 5/10. I'm so desperate I would take almost anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:52:13 No.18865960 Report

Quoted By: >>18865975 >>18866125

>>18865926
She's to dumb for Pokémon. Nigga I have fix dumb shit for her.
>Anon, my phone is fucked up
>Anon, I'm lost at Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:53:07 No.18865969 Report

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>mfw nobody to play anything with

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:53:25 No.18865975 Report

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>>18865960
Give her my number :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:54:44 No.18865989 Report

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>>18865934
grab your balls together, become bros with machamp, go to the gym with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:54:49 No.18865991 Report

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>tfw nobody to begin the liberation with

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:55:24 No.18865997 Report

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>>18865975
No. I'm 28 virgin, and I don't have shit going for me. I'm not letting go. I don't want to end up like a basement dweller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 21:55:40 No.18865999 Report

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>>18865635
gr8 b8 m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:04:41 No.18866125 Report

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>>18865960
Just give her a Baton Pass team, even a blind retard could pilot that and get up to 1850 :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:13:06 No.18866220 Report

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>>18866125
Nah, I don't want to. Does anyone on /vp/ knows how to make a girl horny?
We've been dating for 6 months but I just can't get pussy. It's like trying to beat Funbro with a physical attacker, nothing works, I can't quit and I only get flustered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:38:34 No.18866510 Report

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>>18866220
Enjoy you're friendzone :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:38:46 No.18866514 Report

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>>18866220
>>>/fit/
ask over there, they've got some interesting ideas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:41:20 No.18866545 Report

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>>18866220
>implying she's not secretly getting some mad D and not from you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 22:50:35 No.18866636 Report

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>>18865892
sent ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 23:02:47 No.18866759 Report

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>>18866220
Dude if you've been dating for six months and you still haven't talked about sex then you're fucked. I don't know what to say to you man. I assure you she's been horny a million times over the course of your relationship, why hasn't it just happened yet? I mean you guys don't fool around? What the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Apr 2014 23:31:10 No.18866983 Report

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>>18866220
tfw im in the same situation, but she's a virgin and afraid its gonna hurt.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:01:51 No.18867295 Report

Quoted By: >>18867423

I've dated two good looking girls that played Pokemon with me, none of them were that into it but every other girl I've come across that liked it as much as me were nowhere near as good looking as my exes.
Pull the wool from over your eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:07:47 No.18867371 Report

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>>18865747
That's literally my sister right there. I've played competitively for a long time and she was purely casual. She started dating this one guy and now she's competitive.

>mfw I was using a joke trick room team expecting shitmons and poorly trained Ubers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:12:39 No.18867423 Report

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>>18867295
It is pretty much fact that the girls who play like us aren't as interested in looking like models. Assuming she isn't a complete shit or something like 300 pounds overweight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:13:49 No.18867434 Report

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>mfw when every guy I dated or played Pokemon with got mad that I beat them and never wanted to play against me again
;_;
git gud

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:18:33 No.18867493 Report

Quoted By: >>18867534 >>18867899 >>18867950

Anyone here a homosex 19 something qt? If yes would you like to be friends? I like anime memes and video games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:23:07 No.18867534 Report

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>>18867493
What kind of video games?
Besides Pokémon.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:49:41 No.18867837 Report

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>>18867534
Shit that's a broad question the last game I've played other than pokemon was smite/league of plebs I only play with friends and fuck around with them mostly I dunno there too many to list. I'm pretty causal, but I'm up for anything.

F/+I_S//h-y

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F/+I_S//h-y Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:54:37 No.18867899 Report

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>>18867493
h-hi...
Wanna talk or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:58:00 No.18867935 Report

Quoted By: >>18867989

ok, I guess you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so here it goes. Would you be interested in me? I'm 22, about to graduate college. Somewhat of a shy nerdy virgin guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 00:59:08 No.18867950 Report

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>>18867493
homo girl?
also I dont like memes

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:00:08 No.18867964 Report

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Is this where all the gays are hanging out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:00:20 No.18867968 Report

Quoted By: >>18868006

>meet girl on /vp/
>love her
>she kills herself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:01:56 No.18867989 Report

Quoted By: >>18868020

>>18867935
>posting this twice
>hella thirsty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:03:22 No.18868006 Report

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>>18867968
>meet girl here too
>thread gets deleted before I can go for a move.
>never hear about her again.
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:04:40 No.18868020 Report

Quoted By: >>18868047

>>18867989
ok, I guess you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so here it goes. Would you be interested in me? I'm 22, about to graduate college. Somewhat of a shy nerdy virgin guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:05:42 No.18868033 Report

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>>18866220
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:06:50 No.18868047 Report

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>>18868020
Yes

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:07:32 No.18868062 Report

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>tfw still think about her five years later
>tfw never even kissed her

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:08:48 No.18868083 Report

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>>18867950
Who me? No I'm a guy, if your lacking a Y chromosome we can still be friends. And come on who doesn't like memes.

>>18867899
Sure, how could I contact you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:13:38 No.18868163 Report

Quoted By: >>18868195

Not to be sexist but all girls suck shit at pokemon, I've yet to see one that's actually good at competitive, I mean all they bought X/Y for was for amie right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:15:21 No.18868188 Report

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>>18865635
MFW no Pokémon to play boyfriend with ;_;

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:15:40 No.18868195 Report

Quoted By: >>18868216

>>18868163
Most sentences with "not to be X" generally turn out to be pretty X.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 01:16:59 No.18868216 Report

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>>18868195
No, I meant to be extremely sexist, I just didn't want to look like more of an asshole than I am :^)

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