Greetings, /vp/, I am Doctor Colress.

Today, I come to you not as a member of team plasma, but as a humble scientist hoping to spark honest discussion about the Biology of pokemon, much of which I am sure you could have guessed is... incorrectly recorded in the pokedex.

Really, Oak never should have allowed children to aid him in the completion of the original; it set a terrible precedent for later editions, especially with several egregious errors to be found in his original which have yet to be corrected.