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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:11:52 No.18876358 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18876369 >>18876481 >>18876919 >>18877595 >>18878966

If you could have one and only one pokemon in real life who would it be?

Hard Mode- No Legendaries/Pseudo-Legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:13:09 No.18876367 Report

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Feraligatr

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:13:16 No.18876369 Report

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>>18876358
That is hardly hard mode, buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:13:56 No.18876377 Report

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If anime physics: Ditto. Transform as anything it can see. Free car/house/whatever I want. It's like real life piracy!

If game physics, Abra. No more long commutes home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:17:10 No.18876411 Report

Quoted By: >>18876463 >>18876861

Mew on easy mode. I like to picture it being this cute little prankster, like you are about to go to bed and you pull up the sheets then BAM they transform into mew cuddling on your belly wanting to be petted.

Vaporeon if it would have otter fur, having a grotesque fish walking around would be 2gross4me. If fish I'd go with umbreon.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:18:41 No.18876427 Report

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Going mega easy mode and just say arceus so it can make me any pokemon I want.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:22:30 No.18876463 Report

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>>18876411
I think Vaporeon would have dolphin skin

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:23:39 No.18876481 Report

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>>18876358
SB Blaziken

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:23:57 No.18876485 Report

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That's a chubby serperior

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:26:17 No.18876506 Report

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altaria
fluffy bird is best bird

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:28:41 No.18876536 Report

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Split between Lilligant and Espurr. It's too hard for me to choose

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:29:45 No.18876549 Report

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Regular-Garchomp
Hard mode-Haxorus

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:30:16 No.18876556 Report

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>Vaporeon
>tfw it's incapable to live in land; according to the pokedex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:32:04 No.18876572 Report

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>>18876536
It's very easy actually.
Lilligant is a cute little dancer, and Espurr is quite the literal piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:34:04 No.18876600 Report

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Probably a Spinda.
Shit's adorable, and worst thing I have to worry about is it tripping over itself, probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:35:55 No.18876621 Report

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pidove

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:37:02 No.18876624 Report

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Man that is not even a choice.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:38:05 No.18876634 Report

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>>18876572
>Hating Espurr
You done it now

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:38:08 No.18876635 Report

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I will have them all, even if I have to steal them from you pacifist poke lovers.
Pokemon are tools for war, which I will abuse this power to my liking.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:41:01 No.18876652 Report

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>>18876635

>Tipping Intensifies

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !jsO5N7yHKg

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !jsO5N7yHKg Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:47:39 No.18876710 Report

Quoted By: >>18876793 >>18876801 >>18876990

L
U
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I
A

I would lick his big feets every day. Mmm~

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:49:57 No.18876726 Report

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Ampharos
Cuz i wanna cool strong mon, whos also a bro, cute, and awkward just like me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 19:55:35 No.18876764 Report

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>>18876572
Nobody asked you.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:00:06 No.18876793 Report

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>>18876710
>lick his big feets every day
>mmm
>~

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:00:50 No.18876801 Report

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>>18876710
ummm... Lysandre? you feeling ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:01:31 No.18876811 Report

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>that serperior

m-more

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:02:40 No.18876821 Report

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>>18876793
>>18876801
Someone cracked her trip.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:03:13 No.18876825 Report

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>>18876811

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:06:39 No.18876841 Report

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Gengar

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:09:27 No.18876861 Report

Quoted By: >>18876937 >>18877209 >>18877324

>>18876369
>>18876411
>>18876556
>>18876624
Out of all the pokemon you pick the ones which are closely resembled to cats/otters/dogs
Proceed to kill yourself seriously. You had the option to get your own fucking Gyarados and become a pirate king of some kind. But nOOOOO you fags had to fag it all up again.
>also machamp for gym bro or gyarados for above

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !jsO5N7yHKg

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Team Flare Boss Lysandre !jsO5N7yHKg Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:13:13 No.18876896 Report

Quoted By: >>18876915 >>18876990 >>18877091 >>18877624

>>18876793

What's your problem? You;d let people have their Gardevoir. Let me have my smexy lugia paws <3

Preferably sweaty too. observe picture

<-- They're amazing, right? Right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:14:52 No.18876915 Report

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>>18876896
I hate the fact that I know the full picture

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:15:02 No.18876919 Report

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>>18876358
Haxorus, everytime

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:15:36 No.18876929 Report

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lapras

pic related is what I would be doing every single day for the rest of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:16:24 No.18876935 Report

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>>18876929
Isn't she sitting directly on a spike thing?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:16:47 No.18876937 Report

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>>18876861
Gyarados wouldn't fit in my house.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:17:11 No.18876940 Report

Quoted By: >>18876983 >>18877024

A pokemon built for fucking war

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:17:40 No.18876944 Report

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>>18876935
Why do you think she's so happy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:20:49 No.18876974 Report

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Muh Gliscor.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:21:49 No.18876983 Report

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>>18876940
A pokemon built for fucking...

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:22:30 No.18876990 Report

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>>18876710
>>18876896
I won't fall for your ruse cruise

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:27:00 No.18877024 Report

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>>18876940

Mega Tyranitar > Mega Aggron

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:33:45 No.18877091 Report

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>>18876896
>You'd let people have their Gardevoir
I hate gardefags too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:36:27 No.18877108 Report

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>>18877091
You are a huge faggot. No one cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:44:44 No.18877169 Report

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>>18877108
A classic lack of an argument with just "ur a faget" BS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:45:58 No.18877180 Report

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>>18877169
Fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:46:04 No.18877181 Report

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>>18876821
>her

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:49:17 No.18877209 Report

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>>18876861
>get Edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:59:23 No.18877321 Report

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>>18877180
Your bait's gone rotten.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 20:59:35 No.18877324 Report

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>>18876861
>not wanting second-hand telepathy and telekinesis thanks to your cat, cat that doesn't take a lot of upkeep and doesn't require you to live near the sea, and that you could most likely take anywhere with you.
>not wanting huge fiery dog that protects and warms your house, that you can ride anywhere at mach speed, all this while being quite
>wanting literally just besalisk and a sea serpent that'd get splattered with one torpedo as soon as your bitch ass tried to cause any mischief.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:06:51 No.18877388 Report

Quoted By: >>18877419

I work as a gardener.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:07:32 No.18877397 Report

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>>18877321
How is that bait? Im legitimately calling you a fag. If you want to disregard it by saying it's bait, go ahead fag.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:09:16 No.18877413 Report

Quoted By: >>18877441 >>18877986

That's not hard mode, OP. Hard mode is no legendaries, pseudo-legendaries, eeveelutions, or starters and even that isn't that hard.

On a related note, my favorite pokemon would be the one that I would have. I go on a lot of walks and it'd be nice to finally have another living being to walk with for once.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:10:03 No.18877419 Report

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>>18877388

>Gardener

Mi negro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:12:02 No.18877441 Report

Quoted By: >>18877474

>>18877413
> it'd be nice to finally have another living being to walk with for once

Get a dog then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:14:02 No.18877474 Report

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>>18877441
I already own a rabbit and I don't want to pay for another pet. Only a manectric would be worth the money.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:18:58 No.18877525 Report

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Can I get the megastone with it?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:22:01 No.18877563 Report

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This ain't hard.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:22:25 No.18877567 Report

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>Have Ditto turn into dinosaur
>Copy it's DNA at that moment
>Have impregnate Ditto-saur with DNA and clone dinosaurs
>Create Poke-Jurassic Park

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:25:03 No.18877595 Report

Quoted By: >>18877604 >>18877682

>>18876358
On easy mode: Kyogre: going all over the world ending droughts being awesome

On hard mode: Gardevoir: Call me a furfag all you want, but don't you want a loyal, powerful, unconditionally loving you Pokemon by your side?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:25:20 No.18877600 Report

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I think I would choose a Nidoqueen. I like the poison/ground combo and I feel like a 'queen would be more docile than a Nidoking. She's always been one of my favorite pkmn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:26:09 No.18877604 Report

Quoted By: >>18877975

>>18877595
>but don't you want a loyal, powerful, unconditionally loving you Pokemon by your side?

Nigga please, Gardevoir isn't that good competitively. Just admit that you want to fuck her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:28:36 No.18877624 Report

Quoted By: >>18879296

>>18876896
bui is back in full fucking force, ladies and gentleman. Be sure to welcome him back after his fucking third disappearance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:28:36 No.18877625 Report

Quoted By: >>18877657

>>18876821
That's too bad. Lysandre was actually tolerable, for a tripfag.

Also I choose Mamoswine, if Tyranitar isn't an option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:33:52 No.18877657 Report

Quoted By: >>18877688

>>18876821
>>18877625
Wait hold on that isn't even Lysandre's trip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:36:13 No.18877682 Report

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>>18877595
Damn right with the Gardevoir, closet furfags have an issue. Life orb or Mega Gardevoir rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 21:36:39 No.18877688 Report

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>>18877657
That's true.
>>18871059

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 22:03:45 No.18877965 Report

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>>18877397
You're repeatedly responding without an argument, thinking yo're telling me something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 22:04:22 No.18877975 Report

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>>18877604
Get out of gen 5 fucker. Gardevoir got a lot better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 22:05:20 No.18877986 Report

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>>18877413
>I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 22:05:28 No.18877989 Report

Quoted By: >>18878025

>>18877324
>teleport can only be viable to pokecenters :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 22:07:30 No.18878003 Report

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Including Pseudos: Dragonite. Fucking happy-ass dragon bro.

Hard-mode: Alakazam. Dude's small enough to be able to chill with me wherever, and dat psychic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 22:09:39 No.18878025 Report

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>>18877989
Who talked about teleport here?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 22:18:01 No.18878106 Report

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too easy

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 23:18:15 No.18878768 Report

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Ditto so I can turn it into my Husbando and worship him.

If I can't do that then Gengar. Mischief all day erry day

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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 23:34:44 No.18878966 Report

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>>18876358
Noivern. I just like it. I mean I've always liked dragons but wyverns are my top favorite dragons.

Enatti !l6/5mkJd8o

Enatti !l6/5mkJd8o Wed 16 Apr 2014 23:57:06 No.18879296 Report

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>>18877624
>>18877624
>>18877624
Fuck this bui goy seriously

Shitting up omegle

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 00:14:38 No.18879515 Report

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this thread is conected to this one
>>18856072

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 00:22:07 No.18879644 Report

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Golurk. Protector, loyal friend.

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Thu 17 Apr 2014 01:10:23 No.18880346 Report

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this is hard

Its a choice between my Sis typhlosion, or my bro Electabuzz

Its a really fucking hard choice...
I think I would have to pic typhlosion

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 01:56:08 No.18881028 Report

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I would name her fluffy.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 03:26:55 No.18882297 Report

Quoted By: >>18882353

I think... I'd want my Roxy... :)

If I can't' pick a starter, I would pick Sentrent/Furret they are great shoulder pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 03:30:10 No.18882325 Report

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Azelf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 03:32:48 No.18882353 Report

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>>18882297
>sentret/furret as shoulder mon.
Unless you're like 10 feet tall with shoulders to match, you'd be kinda fucked in that matter.

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