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Anonymous Wed 16 Apr 2014 23:57:55 No.18879302 View View Reply Original Report

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Which Pokemon do you think would be the most tasty to eat for real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 00:00:08 No.18879338 Report

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>>18879302
Farfetch'd? I think I remember hearing somewhere that they make a good soup or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 00:01:31 No.18879361 Report

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Togepi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 00:01:35 No.18879362 Report

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>>18879338

Weren't Farfetch'd like borderline extinct because people kept eating them?

They must be delicious as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 00:01:56 No.18879367 Report

Quoted By: >>18879376

>>18879302
Slowpoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 00:02:40 No.18879376 Report

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>>18879367
I came here to post this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 00:03:16 No.18879383 Report

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Slowpoketail

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4 Thu 17 Apr 2014 06:10:08 No.18883712 Report

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>>18879302
In one episode, Ash was eating a fried Magikarp. They probably just taste like haddock or something. Never had carp.

Personally, I'd like to see what Mareep tastes like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 06:21:55 No.18883792 Report

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Tepig looks delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 06:23:21 No.18883806 Report

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I'm a fan of my red meat so Miltank, I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 06:23:31 No.18883808 Report

Quoted By: >>18890394

Given how common Bidoofs are, I'd imagine they would be good eats. And the pelt can be turned into clothes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 06:39:10 No.18883926 Report

Quoted By: >>18891613

>>18883806
You'd probably like Tauros better. Miltank would be like what cheap burgers are made of.

I think Swirlix and Swirlpuff are supposed to taste like cotton candy, so I think I'd try one of those.

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Thu 17 Apr 2014 06:58:07 No.18884022 Report

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Gardevoirs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 07:03:24 No.18884055 Report

Quoted By: >>18884095

Altaria
That sweet dragon meat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 07:08:49 No.18884095 Report

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>>18884055
>tfw you keep getting cloud stuck in your teeth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 07:11:54 No.18884107 Report

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>>18879302
Cherubi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 07:18:29 No.18884139 Report

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clearly the answer is tepig-
it's bacon that cooks itself!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 07:22:01 No.18884155 Report

Quoted By: >>18884783

Milotic. I imagine it woukd be expensive as fuck though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 08:38:31 No.18884494 Report

Quoted By: >>18885118

Any Dragon type.
But i think they would be expensive as fuck.

Serena 1564-3283-3559 (Kakuna, Swalot, Drapion)

Serena 1564-3283-3559 (Kakuna, Swalot, Drapion) Thu 17 Apr 2014 08:40:30 No.18884503 Report

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I would eat Gardevoir's pussy :^*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 09:15:21 No.18884671 Report

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tropius fruit considering eating a pokemon would mean killing it. meat is murder XveganX.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 09:23:51 No.18884702 Report

Quoted By: >>18884720 >>18884742 >>18885096 >>18885880

>>18879302
Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 09:28:04 No.18884720 Report

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>>18884702
XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 09:34:49 No.18884742 Report

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>>18884720
>>18884702
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 09:42:37 No.18884783 Report

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>>18884155
Someone would have to get a Feebas beautiful enough so so it can be eaten.

You could taste the beauty too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 10:57:39 No.18885073 Report

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I'm vegetarian so I'd probably go for oddish

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:04:56 No.18885096 Report

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>>18884702

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:05:30 No.18885098 Report

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>>18885073
We've entered a gray area here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:05:43 No.18885099 Report

Quoted By: >>18885122 >>18885890

Given that it would be blatant murder, I'm fairly sure that there are non-Pokemon animals around to eat as well. Either that or everyone's a vegetarian in the Pokemonverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:05:57 No.18885101 Report

Quoted By: >>18885187

>>18885073
>implying plant pokemon are actual plants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:07:01 No.18885105 Report

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>>18885073
>eating a poison-type pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:11:44 No.18885118 Report

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>>18884494
My nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:14:17 No.18885122 Report

Quoted By: >>18885123

>>18885099
Nope, people eat Pokemon.
It's officially mentioned a few times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:15:26 No.18885123 Report

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>>18885122
Eat now, or did eat in the past? If the former... well, Team Plasma may well have been right after all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:17:24 No.18885129 Report

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Blaziken strips, tauros steak and some cacnea juice to wash it down.
It's a real trainer's meal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:19:17 No.18885139 Report

Quoted By: >>18885145 >>18890512

>>18885123
Now.
>Farfetch'd
>Magikarp
>Slowpoke

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:21:58 No.18885145 Report

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>>18885139
Welp. Time to get a chi-ro tabard and pledge my loyalty to the king.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:31:20 No.18885181 Report

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>>18885105
>eating scorpions and spiders in South America etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 11:32:53 No.18885187 Report

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>>18885101
>grass-type
>grass
>plant
>vegetable

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 13:24:07 No.18885697 Report

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>>18885145
In the pokemon world it's kill or be killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 13:28:29 No.18885711 Report

Quoted By: >>18885717

Torchic.
[/spoiler:lit]The KFC would be called KFT[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 13:29:29 No.18885717 Report

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>>18885711
Oops, spoiler fail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 13:40:48 No.18885787 Report

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>>18884671
>Vegan
>Can't eat animal by-products
>wants to eat Tropius fruit

You're terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 14:01:36 No.18885880 Report

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>>18884702
ebin :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 14:02:38 No.18885890 Report

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>>18885099
DPPt confirmed that eating Pokemon is canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 14:06:59 No.18885914 Report

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>>18885890
Noted, which is why I'm now Plasmaing it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 21:44:57 No.18890383 Report

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>>18883712
I would imagine it'd taste a lot like veal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 21:46:19 No.18890394 Report

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>>18883808
But they're the Pokemon equivalent to small beavers anon.
And beavers suck on both of those levels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 21:50:58 No.18890450 Report

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Do you think if I stabbed one of the heads of an Exeggutor, the pokemon equivalent to coconut milk would come out?
Because I need something to wash down my roasted Braviary

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 21:51:48 No.18890459 Report

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Krabby would probably be nice on some sushi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 21:57:09 No.18890512 Report

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>>18885139
Not to mention Basculin as well.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 23:43:24 No.18891590 Report

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Wait, people here saying you can eat Magikarp? Didn't the anime make it clear that you cannot, that they're just scales and bones?

Meowth tried to eat James' Magikarp, with disastrous results for its teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Apr 2014 23:45:15 No.18891613 Report

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>>18883926
die

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Anonymous Fri 18 Apr 2014 00:09:07 No.18891890 Report

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>>18885073
>Oddish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Apr 2014 00:15:23 No.18891941 Report

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>>18891890
I don't get it

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