Okay! Last thread was dumb.
I have a much more fun idea for a thread. First go here!
http://randompokemon.com/ Generate 1 Pokemon and that will be the Pokemon you reincarnate as in the next life (Pokemon World, not ours), and the best part is... you have ALL your memories in tact! (i really wish this would happen) How would you live your life? Would you want to live in peace? Would you want to be captured? Maybe you want to be the best Pokemon ever...that would be kind of hard if you got something like Rattata though, unless you wanted be TOP Percentage Rattata? (sorry, I had to) There are so many options on how to live depending on which one you get though (just like in this life... sort of)
I got Meloetta! I'd spend my life watching the world and sing melodies deep in the forest for both Pokemon and traveling humans. I would fly around the sky and invisibly follow people I thought were kind (i'd definitely follow Ash and Pikachu for a little while) I would be more cautious around humans though because I don't want to get caught and battle, since I'd probably be a Meloetta with awful IVs, but I wouldn't mind being friends!. I'm not sure if Meloetta is one of a kind... but if it is, I wonder if I'd ever feel lonely, or maybe I'd feel special for being so unique... I have a feeling me and Mew would be best friends if we ever found each other.
Your turn!
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>Marill
Blaze !qn.edqTrdk
>>18905262 Sure! We'll just pretend you had good karma in this life and you got to 'spin the wheel' twice. Go ahead!
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>>18905246 >and the best part is... you have ALL your memories in tact! How the fuck is that the best part? You remember you died, you remember your family and friends are dead, you're living in a boring fucking world with nothing other to do than cockfighting, and guess what fucker? You're the cock.
>Vanilluxe Sweet, I'm fucking ice cream too. I always wanted to be ice cream when I grew up. Can't wait to get totally melted by everyone's Charizard and Smogonbird. So glad I went Hindu.
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>>18905293 >Shelmet GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT. ALL. TO. HELL.
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I, no shit, got Kirlia. Should I be worried?
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>>18905403 If you don't like being someone's waifu/fucktoy, yeah.
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>>18905362 Aha oops. When I wrote that, I was thinking more about how you would know every other Pokemon, how the world works, how trainers work, how the gym battles work, the inhabitants... EVERYTHING. You'd be able to use that knowledge to live out your life as perfectly as possible, with all the advantages your knowledge gives you. Hard to explain. I didn't think about the consequences of leaving THIS world. Sorry! Ignore that part!
>>18905397 Well... at least you look nice. You should devote yourself to being captured and evolved. Then you can be a knight! I actually wonder if Escalavier know about knights in the medieval era? Maybe they have jousting matches for training with each other.. you could do that. Top Percentage Escavalier who goes on quests to save Princess Gardevoir from perverted trainers all over the world! (see? you can turn a bad situation into something fun)
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>>18905246 >Zangoose Actually one of my favourite pokemon (Even though I don't like cats much in real life).
I would live with a small pack of Zangoose or be all alone. Hunting for our food and fighting to death with the obvious mortal enemy, Seviper. Getting a strength boost from poisoning would be extremely helpful against those.
I probably would never want to be caught unless it was some badass trainer that would take care of me and actually make me grow stronger.
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>>18905397 Look on the bright side, least you evolve into a ninja.
>>18905554 Actually its counterpart evolves into a knight.
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>>18905780 Now I feel a little silly thinking up that scenario...
>>18905585 If I were a Zangoose, I'd try to find the route of the problem with Seviper. It probably sounds naive and silly, but that to me is the same as hating another culture for no real reason. 'oh we were just raised to hate this particular group of people/pokemon... it's just how it is!'. I will never accept that type of thinking. I hate culture wars and wish they would all end.
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>>18905869 >not being a racist Anonymous
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>>18905886 I don't mean to get off topic... but if people didn't have all of these squabbles over the simplest of things, I think we'd be a lot further in our own evolution (hah). It just makes me upset thinking of how things COULD HAVE BEEN if we focused most of our attention on trying to advance life for everyone/everything as a whole. Then I remind myself that as long as people have opinions and are different, there will always be disagreements... I just wish these small differences weren't treated so importantly... okay! Back to the thread!
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>>18905246 >Dodrio. Did I just break the game? Are there one of me or three of me? How would I ever decide what I would do? Do all three of me share the same mind or are we all individual sentient beings? Wat habbenig. At least I'll never be f-forever alone.
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>>18905246 >whimsicott I guess I'd enjoy the outdoors and the nature and being able to glide softly along the breeze, occasionally slipping into people's homes and leaving my cotton on their food and in their drinks.
Other than that I'd avoid being caught and used for breeding alone, or somebody's pokewaifu/husbando.
Doesn't sound that bad.
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>>18905929 >implying J. Edgar Hoover wasn't the most successful motherfucker in the world He was racist, everyone else on /vp/ is a little bit racist, why aren't you?
Captcha: Black schTone Anonymous
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>>18905246 I got Swadloon
My life would be the exact same as it is already.
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>>18906001 I got banned from posting on /int/ to get away from there, is nowhere safe?
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>>18905949 All three of you, one is joyful the other depressed and the last one angry.
Try not to peck your own brains out.
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>>18906007 Then you would be the first Pokemon I sing for. You would definitely evolve in the end!
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I foresee a life time filled with misery and pain where I have to eat my own unborn children to survive the near constant onslaught of other pokemon beating the shit out of me. Being a chansey is pain.
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>>18906073 ...and then I would be a male Leavanny
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>>18905246 I got Mew. Guess OP and I would be friends. I'd do what they do, fly around and be cute and legendary.
Blaze !qn.edqTrdk
>>18906116 On the bright side, you'll be able to make clothes. Maybe even become a world class tailor? Hmm, maybe... you SHOULD randomize again.
>>18906096 Not unless you decide you want to work with Nurse Joy at the Pokemon Center!
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Goodra. N-no please
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>>18906249 >and get something worse I don't think so buster
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>>18906203 Yay! We'll be the best duo this PokeWorld has ever seen (just like Latias and Latios)! They could make a movie about us roaming the world... it would have the comfortable tone Pokemon Heroes had. The movie would open with Rocket Scientists contemplating your existence and how they want to create a Pokemon above Pokemon. Then the scene would cut deep within a Rainforest where you live (the bubble home you have at the bottom of a lake)... eventually, we'd meet in a forest and we'd go on lighthearted adventures, learning new lessons about how Pokemon and people interact with each other (friendship theme)... the movie would get serious when the scientists finally capture you for their experiments and I'd have to save you. But I would be too late, and Mewtwo would be created... THAT Mewtwo would come to the same conclusion the one from the 1st Movie did and become dangerous, eventually flying off to wreak havoc. It would become a world wide issue. After, we'd go our separate ways... you would feel obligated to try and stop what was created from you (feeling like you're the only one who CAN since the movie will keep cutting to show Mewtwo completely defeating any Human challenger/army)... and I would go off and try to find Ash. It would eventually climax when all three of us meet up to try and quell 'Mewtwo's Wrath' (title?). There would be a LOT more to it, but that would be the basic plot...
Celebi can come too since Mew, Meloetta and Celebi feel like they belong together... at least to me.
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>>18905246 FUCK YEAH NEGROES I GOT PORYGON 2
TIME TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE INSIDE OF THE INTERNET DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT BITCH
Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
>Bashful Venipede >Ah? My long-winded-ness seems to be kicking in. I'm sorry about your last thread.
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>>18906542 And then you get taken by the NSA...
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>Smeargle >mfw I have zero artistic ability
Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5
>Florges
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>>18905246 You're the Tim Buckley of tripfags
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Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
>>18906923 Don't you just want to pinch his cheeks, though?
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>>18906923 What does that mean?
PKMN Breeder Mason !eI78xZtOh.
>>18906966 >mfw seeing other people post pics I made I know it was just a quick job in paint but still
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>>18907032 Finding neat stuff and sharing it is ideally what 4chan's all about.
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>>18907015 WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
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>>18907032 I've seen a few of my screencaps shared. It really is a nice feeling.
>>18905246 I keep getting a 404 when I try to generate, so I'm using
http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/ >Salamence I'm an introvert, so I'd probably just live secluded somewhere. Also, I'd be able to fly. Fuck yeah.
Blaze !qn.edqTrdk
>>18906885 Yuuka is a very nice name. It reminds me of Froslass for some reason too.
>>18906742 Hello again Mr. Lysandre. Hope your day went well! Don't worry about my other thread! As soon as I posted it I had to leave. It was boring anyway. No loss!
>>18906780 But you'd have the move 'Sketch'! So maybe the artistic powers will be something that just happens? And you'd have a paint brush tail to always practice when you're bored! (i wish i could draw. my imagination makes me want to draw so many things, if i could)
>>18906966 You tease me a lot... I don't mean to be antagonistic (aha, see what I did?), but it feels weird when you say things like that to me. Please stop, if it's okay.
Okay! I'm going to bed now (just got back from a very late night jog)... it was fun reading all of these answers. Keep going if you want! It's always fun thinking about these sorts of things (i do it too often). Have a good night everyone!
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>Snover. AGAIN.
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>all this tripfag autism
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>Jynx
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>Manaphy Tail Glow would ensure my safety, right?
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>>18908674 No. Crossdressing isn't that bad, man up you fucking faggot.
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>>18907307 I have a love/hate relationship with- really nice people.
...I might have to re-roll a thing just to make up for this lack of content.
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>Reincarnate as Sylveon
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>Latias inb4 wincest with my bro Latios
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>>18908700 You do realize that there are no male jynx right?
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>>18908674 OP never said you retain your gender through reincarnation. After all, gnder is only a physical trait anyway.
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I guess I'm OK with this.
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i would travel the seas when i got awakened and battle groudon.
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>>18914057 Wouldn't you try to find the root of your problem with Groudon to understand each other and solve your differences, rather than fight because of trivial differences? You'd help peace-ify the world
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>>18905246 >Drapion I'd live it peacefully in a marsh or something. But if i see any of those goddamn trainers i'd
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Happy Easter everyone! You know... when I made this thread, I didn't think it would last this long (most of my ideas are awful), but everyone seems to be having a good time. And I know it's not a big deal, but i just feel fulfilled when I see successful threads . I like our board and the people in it, but I wish there were more threads dedicated to having... just a nicer atmosphere, since many threads that get started are mean spirited in nature. So, thank you so much to everyone helping to make this board a calm and tranquil place to be! Now go eat lots of food today, I know I will!
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And... I forgot to sage. Sorry everyone.
Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
>>18921760 You are one of the strangest tripfags.
But I appreciate you. Blaze !qn.edqTrdk
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>>18921929 I never liked the word 'strange'. Same with 'weird' (i got called that a lot growing up). No one wants to be reminded of how different they are from everyone else... or maybe some people do? I didn't though. BUT more importantly, I appreciate you too Lysandre! Your threads are always very engaging and thought out. So please keep being you! I have to go now though, so please take care of yourself. Happy Easter!
