WE PICK A BRAVE CHAMP
GIVE HIM 6 SERVINGS OF MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS
HE GOES ON XBOX LIVE AND WE SMACK TALK 12 YEAR OLDS UNTIL CHAMP NEEDS MORE DEW.

THE DEW BUNKER: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp
LIST OF MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVORS: http://pastebin.com/scjSu8kG
WUB WUB: http://plug.dj/showderp-1/

CURRENT DEWRITO POPE: shadymac !q5Gl/BJ9aY
CURRENTLY: Dusting off Dorito covered fingerprints (teambuilding)