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Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 20:57:20 No.18935175 View View Reply Original Report

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>Gen 7
>Legendary Pokemon are based on Political Stances

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:05:52 No.18935277 Report

Quoted By: >>18935298 >>18935302

>all of Tumblr buys Pokémon: Bluepill Version
>/pol/ uniformly buys Pokémon: Redpill Version
>special third version released only in Israel, allows you to catch the legendaries of both the two other versions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:07:06 No.18935288 Report

Quoted By: >>18937719

I want to lick Oreon's paws~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:07:56 No.18935298 Report

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>>18935277
>kids are expelled from US schools for playing Pokémon: Redpill Version during the recess
>Redpill Version banned in Germany
>Russian kids beat up any pidor playing Bluepill Version

It would be beautiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:08:08 No.18935302 Report

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>>18935277
>Redpill/Bluepill version kills user after an hour of playtime
Next do it with ebin memes for 9geg and rebbit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:09:43 No.18935318 Report

Quoted By: >>18935332

American versions are exactly the same pretending to be different

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:10:50 No.18935327 Report

Quoted By: >>18935343 >>18935383 >>18935535

pokemon republican version
>the pokemon centers all cost extortionate amounts of money
>nobody you defeat gives you any 'handouts'
>all your pokemon die
>everyone uses a semiautomatic instead
>no black people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:11:26 No.18935332 Report

Quoted By: >>18936001

>>18935318
So as it's been during Gens I–IV?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:12:36 No.18935343 Report

Quoted By: >>18935385

>>18935327
>Democrat Version
>Once you reach a certain amount of money you have to pay more for stuff
>Everyone else gets free stuff for doing zero work
>3 cities are slums where no one works and relies on handouts yet they blame everyone else for their problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:15:39 No.18935383 Report

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>>18935327
Pokémon Democrat Version
>50% of your prize money is taken by the state
>you can only use NFEs since final evolutions were deemed to dangerous and banned
>the only trainer class with final evolutions is Officers
>the plot is about an alternate timeline wherein Team Plasma won
>a third of any trainer's Pokémon are shiny to promote diversity
>cannot choose a sex at the beginning of the game, it's left ambiguous what your main character is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:15:56 No.18935385 Report

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>>18935343
>also the more pokemon you catch you get a higher "Pokemon Tax" and one third of your pokemon will be confiscated as a tax

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:23:31 No.18935466 Report

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>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:29:14 No.18935535 Report

Quoted By: >>18935553

>>18935327
>only women in the game are submissive middle-aged housewives with no Pokemon
>every city has a massive slum full of uneducated people with no socioeconomic mobility

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 21:30:58 No.18935553 Report

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>>18935535
>every city has a massive slum full of uneducated people with no socioeconomic mobility
As if that would be version-specific.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 22:05:16 No.18935935 Report

Quoted By: >>18937784

>British release
>Kids everywhere start up their new pokeymans
>loads up completely different game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Apr 2014 22:11:47 No.18936001 Report

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>>18935332

>Implying Gen VI doesn't fit with the pre-V versions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 00:11:48 No.18937506 Report

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Republina
Demova
Centrus

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Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 00:32:52 No.18937719 Report

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>>18935288
The irrelevance is what gets me, here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Apr 2014 00:39:14 No.18937784 Report

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>>18935935
>British release
>Red version: travel the world with no money and all Pokemon evolve late as hell, all other trainers are OP and you have to grind constantly to get anywhere
>Blue version: travel the world with lots of money, other trainers are woefully underleveled and you become champion but the victory is hollow
>Yellow version: you don't leave and stay at home with your mum until credits

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