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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:43:42 No.18957742 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is this not a Pokemon? These niggas are my bros in real life.

>one of the most deadly spiders
>literally no harm to humans
>will kill the other spiders and shit I don't want for free
>kinda cute

Things that should be a Pokemon thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:45:15 No.18957757 Report

Quoted By: >>18957844

I like grabbing those by one leg and tossing them.
They can stay in the woods thank you very much. I can kill my bugs on my own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:46:15 No.18957766 Report

Quoted By: >>18957835

Those are cool. I always would keep them around.

Also, MEGA ARIADOS WHEN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:49:15 No.18957789 Report

Quoted By: >>18957799 >>18957816 >>18957844

> surskit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:49:52 No.18957799 Report

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>>18957789
Don't start that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:50:04 No.18957801 Report

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NOPE
The long, spindly legs on those things are really fucking unnerving

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:50:27 No.18957804 Report

Quoted By: >>18957835 >>18957844 >>18957855

They're not deadly at all, stop believing folk tale bullshit. They can't harm humans because they can hardly harm since they have no venom at all.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:50:54 No.18957809 Report

Quoted By: >>18957860 >>18958001

Have a fakemon I suggested a few months ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:51:27 No.18957816 Report

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>>18957789
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerridae

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:52:50 No.18957835 Report

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>>18957742
>>18957766
>>18957804
You're not fooling anyone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:53:57 No.18957843 Report

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>>18957835
Shit

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:53:57 No.18957844 Report

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>>18957757
Dude, they keep the bad shit out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyxVAHAL_cs
>Long Leg vs Black Widow

>>18957789
Surskit are those water gliders.

>>18957804
Did you seriously not even read the next line? Long Legs are very deadly, to other bugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:54:51 No.18957855 Report

Quoted By: >>18957874 >>18957949

>>18957804
What? They have one of the most deadly venom. Their fangs are just too small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:55:12 No.18957860 Report

Quoted By: >>18957985

>>18957809
I wonder how the movepool/ability would be like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:56:42 No.18957868 Report

Quoted By: >>18958069

Daddy long-legs aren't even spiders, and they don't have venom, they just munch on rotten vegetables.
People mix those and the cellar spider up (which does have venom) because that's the one that doesn't bite people, but its venom is mild as fuck

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:57:14 No.18957874 Report

Quoted By: >>18957920

>>18957855
No they don't. Read a book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:57:41 No.18957876 Report

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>>18957844
>they keep the bad shit out
I was referring to camping out in tents. I'm in New York, I don't have any great need of guardians against the many-legged.

Why is this video so spectacular?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:58:27 No.18957888 Report

Quoted By: >>18957905 >>18961982

I <3 CAP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:59:25 No.18957905 Report

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>>18957888
keep the retarded shit out please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:59:26 No.18957906 Report

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>>18957876
It kills a spider that can harm humans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 02:59:48 No.18957912 Report

Quoted By: >>18957931 >>18961113 >>18961128

Water/Flying regional bird when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:00:17 No.18957917 Report

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>>18957906
I don't run into those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:00:26 No.18957920 Report

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>>18957874
Don't test me, faggot. They do, go wiki it. >:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:01:08 No.18957931 Report

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>>18957912
>what is pelipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:02:46 No.18957949 Report

Quoted By: >>18958005

>>18957855
Nope. None of the species called daddy long legs are very venomous. Cellar spiders have weak ass venom that hardly does anything to anything that isn't a bug (Because poisoning bugs obviously doesn't take much), and harvestmen don't even have venomous teeth in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:03:09 No.18957956 Report

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>>18957931
A pelican, not a puffin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:03:27 No.18957957 Report

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>>18957876
>Why is this video so spectacular?
Black Widows are known for very strong venom and can cause some serious shit even in humans, let alone another bug. You don't want to mess around with them

The fact that DLL can kill them is impressive. (Mainly just using those legs to it's advantage. There's nothing the Widow can do.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:03:39 No.18957960 Report

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>>18957906
give it an ability that makes bug moves SE on bug types

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:03:44 No.18957961 Report

Quoted By: >>18958006

>>18957920
Well if you want to be a fucking idiot who buys into old wives' tales, no anon here can help you.

Lakek !BsnfZzGlgs

Lakek !BsnfZzGlgs Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:04:14 No.18957966 Report

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>>18957931
a fucking pelican

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:04:31 No.18957970 Report

Quoted By: >>18970061

>>18957844
>using the opponent spider's own web to trap it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:04:46 No.18957980 Report

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>>18957920
Trolling aside
>Pholcus phalangioides
>An urban legend states that Pholcidae are the most venomous spiders in the world, but this claim has been proven untrue. Recent research has shown that pholcid venom has a relatively weak effect on insects.

>Opiliones
>An urban legend claims that the harvestman is the most venomous animal in the world,[6] but possesses fangs too short or a mouth too round and small to bite a human and therefore is not dangerous (the same myth applies to Pholcus phalangioides and the cranefly, which are both also called a 'daddy longlegs').[7] This is untrue on several counts. None of the known species of harvestmen have venom glands; their chelicerae are not hollowed fangs but grasping claws that are typically very small and not strong enough to break human skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:05:08 No.18957985 Report

Quoted By: >>18958039 >>18966695

>>18957860
I'm guessing some multi-hitting attacks and definitely Stomp.

I have no idea what else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:06:39 No.18957996 Report

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Toucan Bird when

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:06:55 No.18958001 Report

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>>18957809
Looks like some shit that came out from Half Life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:07:25 No.18958005 Report

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>>18957949
This.
Cellar spiders are called daddy long legs in most places outside the US. OPs picture is a harvestman which is an arachnid but not a spider and not venomous. Cellar spiders are venomous but it's pretty mild and not very noticeable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:07:26 No.18958006 Report

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>>18957961
>implying

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:09:18 No.18958022 Report

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>>18957844
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyxVAHAL_cs

best spider

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:10:10 No.18958032 Report

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>>18957931
you mean Delibirdit's not water/Flying but i'm pretty sure it's kinda based on the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:11:30 No.18958039 Report

Quoted By: >>18958111

>>18957985

Gee I wonder what else a spider bro could do, let's make a thought web and bite into this dark mystery.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:12:02 No.18958045 Report

Quoted By: >>18958807 >>18959550

Am I kawaii, onii-chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:12:43 No.18958060 Report

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>>18957742
>not a spider
>no venom
>shitty long legs
0/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:14:19 No.18958069 Report

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>>18957868
This. Cellar spiders are massive in comparison and are the ones that actually eat all the pests up. Also
>An urban legend claims that the harvestman is the most venomous animal in the world,[6] but possesses fangs too short or a mouth too round and small to bite a human and therefore is not dangerous (the same myth applies to Pholcus phalangioides and the cranefly, which are both also called a 'daddy longlegs').[7] This is untrue on several counts. None of the known species of harvestmen have venom glands; their chelicerae are not hollowed fangs but grasping claws that are typically very small and not strong enough to break human skin.

ITT: Electric/Flying Pikaclone based on a cockatiel when

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:16:30 No.18958082 Report

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

lrn 2 google

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:18:18 No.18958097 Report

Quoted By: >>18958109 >>18959750

I don't think there has been one based on a Lammergeier yet. A design where it is always holding a bone in its talons or mouth similar to Farfetch'd or Marowak would be pretty rad. Maybe have a move where he flies up and throws the bone at enemies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:18:48 No.18958104 Report

Quoted By: >>18958114

>>18957742
Fuck those fucking things and fuck you for liking them
Spiders are fine. Daddy long legs, and moths, can eat shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:19:16 No.18958109 Report

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>>18958097
Please no.
Don't take away my Marobro's signature move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:19:44 No.18958111 Report

Quoted By: >>18958278 >>18961752 >>18962693

>>18958039
Can daddy long legs even spin a web? I don't know much about them but I don't think they make webs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:19:56 No.18958114 Report

Quoted By: >>18958144 >>18958146 >>18958310 >>18958422

>>18958104
4 minute video on why you're 100% fucking wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj-6x9_Pwlk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:23:55 No.18958144 Report

Quoted By: >>18958291

>>18958114
>Those fucking added sound effects

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:24:09 No.18958146 Report

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>>18958114
holy fucking shit

>if it somehow escapes it runs for its life

hue

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:34:53 No.18958278 Report

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>>18958111
Well, the name is applied to three completely different animals. Cellar spiders can spin a web. Harvestmen cannot. And crane flies obviously cannot.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:35:32 No.18958290 Report

Quoted By: >>18958750

>>18957742
>spiders
>cute

No.

This is cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:35:35 No.18958291 Report

Quoted By: >>18958346

>>18958144
Confirmed to never closely listening to a spider.

Fact: Monkeys imitate spider sounds to scare predators into thinking they're giant spiders. Nobody knows what a monkey's natural cry sounds like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:37:25 No.18958310 Report

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>>18958114
this made me hate spiders even more

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:40:19 No.18958346 Report

Quoted By: >>18958380

>>18958291
So webbing naturally makes the stock noise for rope moving through the air?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:42:29 No.18958365 Report

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>tfw I don't like spiders
>mfw this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:42:46 No.18958368 Report

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>>18957742
>thinking its a spider
>being that retarded

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:44:22 No.18958380 Report

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>>18958346
Obviously. How else do you think they recorded the stock noise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 03:49:38 No.18958422 Report

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>>18958114
>spider web
>string shot
>wrap
>poison fang
White tail "fainted"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:26:47 No.18958750 Report

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>>18958290
mawile is a spider though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:34:05 No.18958807 Report

Quoted By: >>18958870

>>18958045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:36:11 No.18958830 Report

Quoted By: >>18958869 >>18970690

>>18957742
>Things that should be pokemon thread
>almost everyone busy arguing about 1 kind of spider
I want to see a tapeworm pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:42:04 No.18958869 Report

Quoted By: >>18958883

>>18958830
Ability:Malaria

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:42:22 No.18958870 Report

Quoted By: >>18958888

>>18958807
>You will never disturb a nest of joltiks.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:43:57 No.18958883 Report

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>>18958869
>malaria
>from a tapeworm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:45:32 No.18958888 Report

Quoted By: >>18958904

>>18958870
>nest full of baby spiders with a high electrical charge
>baby animals and such are notorious for not having proper control and going overboard
Yeah, no thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:47:59 No.18958904 Report

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>>18958888
cool quads m8

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 04:53:08 No.18958933 Report

Quoted By: >>18959589 >>18959597 >>18959836 >>18961956

Y'know, after generation 6, I can safely say We really need more quality designs like Klefki.
I mean really, why haven't we gotten a stick Pokemon. It can be grass type
Or maybe some kitchen utensils, I think a Fork would be great potential for a sweeper.
But nothing surprises me more than the lack of a Door Pokemon. Just imagine what you could do with that! It can have an ability where it changes forms by using attack or stat moves. When it uses a status move it closes the door and its base stats lean towards defense. When you attack it opens up and its stats lean towards offense!

All of these can have fantastic Pokedex lore! Maybe the Fork was actually the vengeful spirit of a kid who died in his kitchen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 05:57:14 No.18959444 Report

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>>18957931
>implying pelicans are birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 06:11:54 No.18959550 Report

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>>18958045
:3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsGvT2DYJMc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 06:18:40 No.18959589 Report

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>>18958933

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 06:20:41 No.18959597 Report

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>>18958933
>fork
>sweeper
nigger you mean broom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 06:29:59 No.18959643 Report

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>>18957844
"im not the hero this house deserves. im the hero this house needs."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 06:44:58 No.18959712 Report

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>>18957835
They're mouths are too small to bite us anyhow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 06:50:29 No.18959750 Report

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>>18958097
Even if it's a different species, we already have a vulture with a bone in Mandibuzz. So won't happen.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 06:57:49 No.18959811 Report

Quoted By: >>18959945

Boxer crabs are fucking amazing and weird enough that they could definitely be a Pokemon.
Those things on its hands are sea anemone; it picks up two of them and uses them as boxing gloves to defend itself. In return, the anemone is carried around for easy access to food. It could maybe be Water/Grass with lots of fighting-type moves for coverage.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 07:03:02 No.18959836 Report

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>>18958933
>implying gen V didn't introduce a door Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 07:06:19 No.18959846 Report

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>>18957742
>implying harvestmen are spiders

my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 07:10:38 No.18959861 Report

Quoted By: >>18959901 >>18959918 >>18959922

>>18957742
Pic kinda looks like a butthole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 07:18:07 No.18959901 Report

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>>18959861
It would if you're 12

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 07:22:33 No.18959918 Report

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>>18959861
...No really who the fuck would see that?

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 07:23:47 No.18959920 Report

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>>18957742
>most deadly spider
>actually believing this horseshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 07:24:51 No.18959922 Report

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>>18959861
>hehehehehe, it's a butthole with legs :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 07:30:48 No.18959945 Report

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>>18959811
>o-n-i-i-c-h-s-a-n!
>gambatte oniichan!
>kyaaa you pervert just watched under my skirt I hate you!

best crabu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 10:21:12 No.18960940 Report

Quoted By: >>18961104

If you like spiders you should be sent to a different planet, far away from normal people

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 10:55:06 No.18961104 Report

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>>18960940
pussy detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 10:57:01 No.18961113 Report

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>>18957912
>What is Ducklett/Swanna

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 11:00:15 No.18961128 Report

Quoted By: >>18961164 >>18961172

>>18957912
what is mantine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 11:09:10 No.18961164 Report

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>>18961128
... Not a regional bird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 11:11:30 No.18961172 Report

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>>18961128
Mantine is a goddamn manta ray

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 11:20:21 No.18961212 Report

Quoted By: >>18961224

>>18957742
>2013+1
>still no robot pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 11:23:20 No.18961224 Report

Quoted By: >>18961931 >>18970556

>>18961212
>What is Metagross?
>What is Golurk?
>What is Magnezone?
>What is Klinklang?

lrn2pkmn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 11:25:00 No.18961227 Report

Quoted By: >>18961355

>>18957844
DID
DID IT JUST TIED ITS LEGS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 11:56:07 No.18961324 Report

Quoted By: >>18961827

>>18957742
They aren't even spiders. They have six legs instead of eight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 12:01:47 No.18961355 Report

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>>18961227
Yes. It ties it's foes with it's web, then when it can't move it goes in for the kill.

It doesn't have to worry about getting bit, because it keeps enemies away with it's long legs.

That's why it's considered to be 'deadly.' It doesn't lose often.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 13:24:08 No.18961685 Report

Quoted By: >>18961746 >>18961775 >>18964282 >>18966099 >>18966420 >>18970279 >>18970338 >>18970529 >>18970912

There, done. This is how a Legendary Bug cover Pokèmon should look like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 13:35:33 No.18961746 Report

Quoted By: >>18961760 >>18961761

>>18961685
GEN 7 confirmed for being placed on Australia along that spider Legendary. In fact, every legendary is some kind of spider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 13:37:03 No.18961752 Report

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>>18958111
Harvestmen actually have lots of neat powers. For one thing, their backs secrete glue, so they can glue pieces of bark and such to themselves for camouflage. They also have a fake heart in each leg, so they keep moving after they're pulled off. When a motion-sighted predator comes after them, they'll rip off their legs and use it to draw the predator's attention while it gets the fuck out of there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 13:38:42 No.18961760 Report

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>>18961746
A region based on Australia would finally buff Poison and Bug types, I'd be okay. Would also give us a koala Pokèmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 13:38:45 No.18961761 Report

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>>18961746
What about all of the other shit in Australia that exists to kill you? Like the box jellyfish, rockfish, cassowary, giant alligators, and dropbears?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 13:43:04 No.18961775 Report

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>>18961685
Toothpaste demon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 13:58:24 No.18961827 Report

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>>18961324
>being this ableist

check ur privlege

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:07:27 No.18961865 Report

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2EDGY4ME

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:15:14 No.18961931 Report

Quoted By: >>18961957

>>18961224
>metagross
A computer
>Golurk
A sentient statue
>Magnezone
>Ufo based
>Klinklang
>Based on gears.

Robot=! intimate steel objects brought to life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:19:45 No.18961956 Report

Quoted By: >>18961979

>>18958933
Klefki isn't actually a pair of keys though. It's one of those gremlins that love taking shiny things from humans. Kinda like the tangling gnomes tale, when some prankster creatures come into the night to tangle all your cables in your house and then leave when you wake up? Same concept. Lost your keys somewhere in your house but KNOW that you had had it in the house somewhere? Klefki did it. The keys aren't actually a part of it, it just holds them as if its a keychain. It would have been nice to see a cute key gimmick based on its IVs generating different key combinations on it, but I guess that would have been too many key models.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:19:51 No.18961957 Report

Quoted By: >>18962023

>>18961931
There's that robot from Pokéwood, the broken version is goddamn creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:23:58 No.18961979 Report

Quoted By: >>18961985

>>18961956
It's a keychain
You are defending a keychain as being a good design for a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:24:42 No.18961982 Report

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>>18957888
>implying you can compare complex numbers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:25:02 No.18961985 Report

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>>18961979
Not that anon but he never said it was good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:30:23 No.18962023 Report

Quoted By: >>18962035

>>18961957
The robot is what Clemont's signature Pokemon should have been or at least one his team members. It had such a Pokemon-like design a la Magnemite & Porygon, also super-cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:32:00 No.18962035 Report

Quoted By: >>18962049

>>18962023
Also Mega Garbodor that needs some changes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 14:33:15 No.18962049 Report

Quoted By: >>18962712 >>18970932

>>18962035
And Mega Waifu!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 16:17:38 No.18962693 Report

Quoted By: >>18966863

>>18958111
Shuckle gets sticky web, though. It seems really any bug can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 16:19:53 No.18962703 Report

Quoted By:

Bug/Fairy anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 16:21:32 No.18962712 Report

Quoted By:

>>18962049
A pair of sexy legs would make a fantastic pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 19:45:14 No.18964282 Report

Quoted By:

>>18961685
Damn that's good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 19:54:43 No.18964370 Report

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>>18957742
>>18957742
>>18957742
hai guise

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 19:56:13 No.18964386 Report

Quoted By: >>18966125 >>18968831

>>18957742
>>18957742
>>18957742
hi guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 23:18:28 No.18966099 Report

Quoted By: >>18970279

>>18961685
> Bug / Ghost

Oh dear, yes!
The Toxic Spikes + Sticky Web ubers we deserve! Maybe add some typical gimmicks ghosts use like Will O Wisp and the mandatory special and physical stab moves, then Hypnosis and U-Turn. Oh the possibilities...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 23:20:23 No.18966125 Report

Quoted By: >>18971329

>>18964386
Surskit is a water strider you stupid, piece of fucking dogshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 23:48:30 No.18966356 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXyRVQN70U

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Apr 2014 23:56:31 No.18966420 Report

Quoted By:

>>18961685
>not Beelzebub as legendary

Try again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 00:09:58 No.18966558 Report

Quoted By: >>18966807 >>18969266

>2014
>still no pokemon based on this ugly fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 00:10:54 No.18966568 Report

Quoted By:

>>18957742
i second this
these guys are bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 00:21:52 No.18966660 Report

Quoted By:

>>18957844
DLL went full Kenshiro on that bitch.

Fun fact: These long-legged bastards don't sip on their food. They tear chunks out of theirr prey and eat it like real niggas,

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 00:25:26 No.18966695 Report

Quoted By:

>>18957985
Rapid Spin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 00:36:03 No.18966807 Report

Quoted By: >>18968093

>>18966558
It looks like it has a pair of eyes at both ends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 00:40:02 No.18966863 Report

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>>18962693
shuckle isn't really a bug though, it's a mold. it gets sticky web because... mold is sticky? it doesn't really make sense, i guess gamefreak just wanted a defensive sticky web inducer that wasn't swadloon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 02:11:51 No.18968093 Report

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>>18966807
it's supposed to, centipedes have a shitfuck of legs and ass antenna and eye markings to fool predators into attacking their ass instead of their head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:01:33 No.18968743 Report

Quoted By: >>18968836

>No water type sponge pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:04:55 No.18968797 Report

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http://mythbustersresults.com/episode13

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:07:28 No.18968831 Report

Quoted By:

>>18964386
Finally! I was waiting for someone to post Surskit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:07:47 No.18968836 Report

Quoted By: >>18969048

>>18968743
>Not water/rock
>or water/grass
>or grass/rock if water absorve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:08:19 No.18968844 Report

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I had one of those in the corner of my room, on the ceiling.
I had named it Turbo, because it was fast as fuck catching things. Turbo kept my room so free and clean of shitty flies and other yucky cunt bugs.

One day i woke and Turbo was on my pillow. We became friends.

Then I saw something interesting in Turbo's old web in the corner. Lots of tiny Turbos. Turbo was a mom! I checked on Turbo on my pillow and... she had died.

So, I released her babies all into the garden as best as I could. Some scurried away.

RIP Turbo. You were the best spider bro.
My Galvantula is always called Turbo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:23:31 No.18969048 Report

Quoted By: >>18969112 >>18969127 >>18970962

>>18968836
grass/water sounds good.

Also
>No Hyena pokemon
>No skeleton pokemon
>No Koala pokemon
>No Narwhal pokemon
>No Peacock pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:28:50 No.18969112 Report

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>>18969048
>No Hyena pokemon
Wil... we have Mightyena.
It is the closer pokemon we got from this.

But I miss a Koala pokemon so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:31:42 No.18969127 Report

Quoted By: >>18969172 >>18969229

>>18969048
>poochyena and mightyena
>cubone and marowak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:36:20 No.18969172 Report

Quoted By:

>>18969127
>cubone and marowak
Humm... yeah... no.
They have skulls on they heads, but they aren't skeletons at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:39:08 No.18969197 Report

Quoted By: >>18969269

>>18957742
>one of the most deadly spiders

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:40:23 No.18969209 Report

Quoted By: >>18969229

>2014
>No crab pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:42:32 No.18969229 Report

Quoted By: >>18969240

>>18969127
Poochyena and Mightyena are more wolvish to me, and cubone/marowak aren't skeletons, they just wear bones.

>>18969209

What is Kraaby/Kingler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:42:55 No.18969235 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:43:57 No.18969240 Report

Quoted By:

>>18969229
>replying to bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:46:06 No.18969266 Report

Quoted By:

>>18966558
ugliest species of centipede I've ever seen
I'm glad we only have the scolopendra where I live

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:46:16 No.18969269 Report

Quoted By: >>18969281

>>18969197
To spiders not humans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:47:08 No.18969281 Report

Quoted By: >>18969454

>>18969269
>To spiders not humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:51:26 No.18969318 Report

Quoted By: >>18969463

>>18957844
Shit man, watching this while listening to Gorguts' Obscura just seems so right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 03:51:49 No.18969320 Report

Quoted By: >>18969494

>tfw they haven't made a single pokemon based on a rabbit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:00:13 No.18969441 Report

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>no trapdoor spider Pokemon
There's so much potential for a Bug/Ground or Poison/Ground-type. It could get a whole bunch of field-changing moves like Spikes, Trick Room, Sandstorm and Sticky Web, and then all sorts of other theme-appropriate moves like Block (or just give it the Arena Trap ability), Snatch, Feint, Sucker Punch... It will never happen and that makes me sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:01:07 No.18969454 Report

Quoted By: >>18969871

>>18969281
Its venom is some of the most potent but its fangs can't pierce through skin as thick as a human's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:01:51 No.18969463 Report

Quoted By:

>>18969318
>Listening to gorguts

I like you, lets lick faces <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:04:20 No.18969494 Report

Quoted By: >>18969551

>>18969320
What the fuck is Buneary, Lopunny, Bunnelby, and Diggersby?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:09:14 No.18969549 Report

Quoted By: >>18969581 >>18969675

>tfw no non legendary tiger pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:09:14 No.18969551 Report

Quoted By:

>>18969494
Get that fakemon shit out of here, faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:12:36 No.18969581 Report

Quoted By: >>18969633

>>18969549
>implying there isn't one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:16:23 No.18969633 Report

Quoted By: >>18969643

>>18969581
>dog
>tiger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:18:08 No.18969643 Report

Quoted By: >>18969781

>>18969633
>thatsthejoke.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:21:31 No.18969675 Report

Quoted By: >>18969767 >>18969768

>>18969549
>tfw absolute bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:32:58 No.18969767 Report

Quoted By:

>>18969675
>non legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:32:59 No.18969768 Report

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>>18969675
Raikou is a saber-toothed cat though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:34:01 No.18969781 Report

Quoted By:

>>18969643

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 04:39:56 No.18969871 Report

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>>18969454
Nigger it's been proven in this thread that Harvestman are not spiders and they're not venomous

This better be bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 05:00:14 No.18970061 Report

Quoted By:

>>18957970
Thats Ash tier shenanigans

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 05:30:44 No.18970279 Report

Quoted By:

>>18961685
>>18966099
Anansi?
>African god of trickery and spiders
>Ability: Prankster

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 05:38:19 No.18970338 Report

Quoted By:

>>18961685
If gen 7 has designs like this, I will get back into Pokemon
I would ignore the stupid fucking shit they did this gen and give gen 7 a shot.
I know it won't happen, but fuck, this series still has loads of untapped potential

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 05:45:48 No.18970389 Report

Quoted By: >>18970448 >>18970565

>>18957843
Then, there was that thread on /v/ with the nest full of spiders inside a WiiU

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 05:53:45 No.18970448 Report

Quoted By:

>>18970389
Jesus H. Christ the third.
Absolutely not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 05:56:36 No.18970480 Report

Quoted By: >>18970500 >>18970534

stop bumping this fucking thread, i'm afraid of spiders... ;__;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 05:58:51 No.18970500 Report

Quoted By:

>>18970480
B-but anon-sempai...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:02:09 No.18970529 Report

Quoted By:

>>18961685
a pokemon that jacks off onto its prey

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:02:30 No.18970534 Report

Quoted By:

>>18970480
Don't worry anon, you will be joining us

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:05:48 No.18970556 Report

Quoted By:

>>18961224
1)A sentient magnetic steel rock
2)A magic statue
3)An UFO made of magnets
4)A magnemite wannabe but with gears

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:07:19 No.18970565 Report

Quoted By: >>18970692

>>18970389
I-I want to see the archive of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:11:54 No.18970599 Report

Quoted By:

I legit find spiders adorable
As with most bugs, even though some scare the cocks out of me if I get close to some.
Bees are both my favorite and least favorite animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:23:52 No.18970690 Report

Quoted By:

>>18958830
It's not a spider, though. It doesn't have two body segments like a true spider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:24:01 No.18970692 Report

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>>18970565
Same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:33:38 No.18970755 Report

Quoted By: >>18970883

>>18957742
Ever since this guy, I'm not able to see daddy long legs as anything other than terrifying.
so if there is a pokeman based on it, make it massive and not kawaii

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:54:29 No.18970883 Report

Quoted By: >>18970894

>>18970755
Pikmin gave me an irrational fear of bugs
and I love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 06:57:34 No.18970894 Report

Quoted By: >>18970937

>>18970883
I don't think Pikmin are the traditional flower to honor the deceased with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 07:01:17 No.18970912 Report

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>>18961685
It reminds me of Atlac-Nacha and a more sinister fversion of Julia, Nao's Child in Mai HiME. Good work, Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 07:04:13 No.18970932 Report

Quoted By:

>>18962049

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 07:05:18 No.18970937 Report

Quoted By:

>>18970894
Time to defend this pic with as much autism as I can muster
They haven't confirmed what Pikmin breathe, so Olimar could've brought them to some other planet he can breathe on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 07:10:45 No.18970962 Report

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>>18969048
>No skeleton pokemon
Why would you want a Pokémon to be so spooky and scary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 08:43:13 No.18971329 Report

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>>18966125
hey, relax you fucking nerd. your testosterone is in the toilet, your jaw is weak and face is underdeveloped, you have no chance of fucking girls on my looks level. you could have the best personality, which you clearly don't, and you're still fapping or bragging about fucking 3/10 girls. I'm fucking 6-7's. Famous people like David Beckham are fucking 8's, there are no 9's and 10's unless they're absolutely flawless... and they're not for witless trash that grew up with the internet like you, while I grew up on the mean streets of Rome. You wouldn't last a second outside of your basement, manlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 09:16:52 No.18971471 Report

Quoted By: >>18971477 >>18972019

>tfw no bat pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 09:18:37 No.18971477 Report

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>>18971471
People will fall for this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 09:38:16 No.18971555 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 10:49:54 No.18971758 Report

Quoted By: >>18971781

>Still no fire/grass type pokemon based off of a pepper plant with leaves in the shape of a sombrero named Jalenfuego with flame body ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 10:58:35 No.18971781 Report

Quoted By:

>>18971758
>tfw Gourgeist could have been Grass/Fire
g-ghost works too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 12:14:42 No.18972019 Report

Quoted By:

>>18971471
I don't know if I want there to be one. man, With how many bats there are in caves, they'd probably give them a crazy encounter rate

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