>camping innawoods with Electabuzz and Typhlosion
>listenin to music and cook some dogs
>random trainer comes out of woods
>ask him if he wants to have a dog
>he said "I wouldnt worry about it"
>MUH INSTINCTS KICK IN
>/k/ HAS PREPARED ME FOR THIS
>equip Glorious 10mm glock
>bro and sis get into fighting stance
>Yell "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER"
>This fucker is a motherfucking skinwalker
>ungodly screech
>it shifts into its true form
>typhlosion grabs some white ash from the fire, and throws it at the skinwalker
>I Light it up, bitches dont know about my wound vectors
>it runs off into the woods ouside the firelight
>hear more screams in the woods
>Blowout soon stalker.jpg
>get the fuck in the car
>typhlosion used smoke screen
>get the fuck out as fast as I can
That fucker was lucky I wasnt packing some real heat. Never going into the Golden Forest after night ever again.
