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Anonymous Mon 28 Apr 2014 02:58:02 No.19003046 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19003089

You have 5 seconds to explain why you don't wear shorts.
>inb4 too cold
Fuck that, faggot. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Apr 2014 03:00:59 No.19003089 Report

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>>19003046

They're in the wash, so right now I'm going around naked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Apr 2014 03:01:12 No.19003095 Report

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I prefer pants so I don't have to shave my legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Apr 2014 03:02:58 No.19003114 Report

Quoted By: >>19003176

I have an unsightly birthmark on my front left calf, so shorts make it visible.

I'm a 9.5/10 disregarding the birthmark so I wear jeans in the depths of summer to maintain my impeccable good looks and continue to fuck bitches.

Also, shorts aren't cool anyway. Find me one picture of a rockstar on stage with shorts. It doesn't fucking happen, because they look like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Apr 2014 03:04:03 No.19003127 Report

Quoted By: >>19003176

I have vitiligo, so basically my knees are white colored patches. I don't like when people stare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Apr 2014 03:07:21 No.19003176 Report

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>>19003127
>>19003114

Wow, are we related? Doesn't-wear-shorts-due-to-unsightly-birthmark guy here.

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