Ok so back in 2001 when I was ten me and three friends were playing
Pokemon cards and my friend said "Guys Joey should trade me his holo Charizard
for my holo Mewtwo because Mewtwo is the strongest Pokemon so this is the best
card come on guys isn't a GOOD TRADE?" and we started getting mad at each other
because I knew that would be a BS trade. Then my friend said (we were at his
house that day) "Let's go to my big brother's room and play DoA: Extreme Beach
Volleyball! The girls have big boobs!" We all started popping boners in our shorts
and we agreed to go to his brother's room. We had to walk fast past his mom
because all four of us had visible boners as we went to his brother's room.
Once we got there we closed the door and started playing the game.

His mom knocked on the door and said "What are you boys playing?" and we were like
"Pokemon and Halo" and she was a stupid cunt and thought Pokemon was on Xbox
so she left us alone. The boners continued to escalate my friend starting
shivering in his first big boner and we were like "Dude...show your dick!" and he
whippped out his erect penis. We all started getting more aroused by this
and then we all took our shorts off and showed each other our stark erections
(mine was the biggest ;) ).