>>19030112By writing fics like these:
You have been summoned randomly by Arceus to be the ideal human to inspect the quality of the human race. Unfortunately, it summoned you while you were busy dealing with your morning wood, meaning you had to stand there with a full on erection with no way of release. After a few tests, he teleports away somewhere on break, finally giving you the chance to relieve some stress. However, it seems that it only got stronger and your hands are unable to finish the job. That's when you spot a curious object on the floor. It looked like a halo with 4 sticks and an arch between each one, and there you find a circle which seems just the right shape for your member to fit in...
One minute later, kinky inanimate object sexing occurs.
As you finish all over the object, it suddenly expanded to a very large size, and Arceus appears in between it, returning from break. After a few moments, it complains that something feels wet and sticky, and looks onto its back to see it's halo covered in a white substance. It looks to the halo, and then looks to you a couple of times, before realizing what just happened. You could see the mixed face of horror and anger on its face for what you have done. For a moment, you think you just doomed the entire human race.
Arceus then proceeds to rewrite the entire universe to erase you permanently from existence. Even then it will never forget the one who has soiled its almighty halo.
BAD END: Next time, don't screw with God.
