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Quoted By: >>19072659 >>19072701 >>19072841
Hello faggots.
I'm pretty sure a lot of you have dreamed of becoming a real life professional pokémon trainer.
The thing is, if pokémon were to be ever real, you'd probably be the equivalent to npcs that you level 10 rattata clone pokémon.
Think that just because you love pokémon so much, understand various methods on how to get relatively rare pokémon and breed perfect that you'd be best at it? That guy that plays football at your school that has stuck his fingers in a bunch of girls that probably bullied you for playing pokémon all the time? He'd still be better at life and pokémon if pokémon were real?
Why? Because all you do it sit on your ass all day like the autistic faggot you are looking for a pokémon that has a slightly different colour and breeding pokémon for weeks just to get that perfect 31 IVs. The last time you've probably showered was 2 days ago and your excuse was pokémon.
The last time you've probably done a physical activity was never because it didn't benefit you. Just face it. You'd probably never pass the first gym because you'd be too shy and/or exhausted from walking to enter.
I'm pretty sure a lot of you have dreamed of becoming a real life professional pokémon trainer.
The thing is, if pokémon were to be ever real, you'd probably be the equivalent to npcs that you level 10 rattata clone pokémon.
Think that just because you love pokémon so much, understand various methods on how to get relatively rare pokémon and breed perfect that you'd be best at it? That guy that plays football at your school that has stuck his fingers in a bunch of girls that probably bullied you for playing pokémon all the time? He'd still be better at life and pokémon if pokémon were real?
Why? Because all you do it sit on your ass all day like the autistic faggot you are looking for a pokémon that has a slightly different colour and breeding pokémon for weeks just to get that perfect 31 IVs. The last time you've probably showered was 2 days ago and your excuse was pokémon.
The last time you've probably done a physical activity was never because it didn't benefit you. Just face it. You'd probably never pass the first gym because you'd be too shy and/or exhausted from walking to enter.
