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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:25:38 No.19085250 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19085330 >>19085472

You may pick any one of these fine wenches for your own if you can vanquish the 5ft spider living in the jungle

Who do you pick and are they worth it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:33:20 No.19085266 Report

Quoted By: >>19085302

Question, Do I have anything to aide me in this battle? Weapons, pokemon, a really big shoe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:36:18 No.19085274 Report

Quoted By: >>19085285 >>19085322 >>19087958

A five-foot spider would be unable to stand under its own power or move due to the weight of its enormous exoskeleton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:40:55 No.19085285 Report

Quoted By: >>19085311

>>19085274
How would its size make any difference? It's proportions would still be the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:46:51 No.19085302 Report

Quoted By: >>19085309 >>19085320

>>19085266
Just the love of your future wench. And whatever supplies you would normally carry if you went into the jungle for whatever reason.

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Tue 06 May 2014 08:48:44 No.19085308 Report

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No girl is worth tainting my soul by killing an innocent spider.

(Except Tomoka.)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:48:54 No.19085309 Report

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>>19085302
... fuck it
Sorry may no one is worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:50:39 No.19085311 Report

Quoted By: >>19085317 >>19085322

>>19085285
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square-cube_law

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:51:18 No.19085313 Report

Quoted By: >>19085315

Is the spider hostile on sight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:52:10 No.19085315 Report

Quoted By: >>19085325

>>19085313
Normally no, but this spider has captured your wench as its prey and doesn't want anyone stealing her from it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:52:30 No.19085317 Report

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>>19085311
Oh, thanks.
I really need to take a physics class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:53:47 No.19085320 Report

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>>19085302
So....a gun and a machete?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:54:20 No.19085322 Report

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>>19085274
>>19085311

not if its made out of paper smartass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:55:22 No.19085325 Report

Quoted By: >>19085354

>>19085315

Not worth it, I'd rather fuck the spider.

Ariados or Galvantula?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 08:56:27 No.19085330 Report

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>>19085250
Eh, out of those Serena I guess.

Good thing I own guns.

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Tue 06 May 2014 08:59:00 No.19085354 Report

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>>19085325
What if it's a Scorupi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 09:02:02 No.19085370 Report

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So...which jungle are we talking about here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 09:08:27 No.19085390 Report

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one and only pokegirl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 09:41:12 No.19085472 Report

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>>19085250
Iris so I can feed her to the spider and escape myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 10:33:58 No.19085631 Report

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No way, spiderbros before hos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 10:56:30 No.19085693 Report

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Of course, I will have to fight to the dead for my waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 11:20:14 No.19085770 Report

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How the fuck do I save Iris from my greatest enemy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 11:21:50 No.19085778 Report

Quoted By: >>19087060

Forget the girl and bro it up with the spider

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 11:31:07 No.19085801 Report

Quoted By: >>19086400

Nice pedo bait. Can you exterminate them once you've caught them? Thank you.

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Tue 06 May 2014 14:48:12 No.19086400 Report

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>>19085801
Fool, OP clearly meant 'to adopt as your lovely daughter'. only a pedophile would think otherwise.

oh wait, you must be one! CALL THE FEDS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 16:59:22 No.19087060 Report

Quoted By:

>>19085778
Fuck yeah, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 19:01:58 No.19087958 Report

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>>19085274
go away Sheldon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 20:36:46 No.19088901 Report

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>Choosing a whore over my bro
>Implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 21:01:02 No.19089200 Report

Quoted By: >>19089814

Not worth it, they are all shit.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 06 May 2014 21:59:52 No.19089814 Report

Quoted By: >>19089834

>>19089200
p much this.

Underdeveloped teenagers a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:00:47 No.19089821 Report

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>not just using Flamethrower

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:01:49 No.19089834 Report

Quoted By: >>19089889

>>19089814
>not liking loli
>2014
Back to Reddit.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 06 May 2014 22:06:42 No.19089889 Report

Quoted By: >>19089908

>>19089834
hells no.

I like my wo/men fully grown and operational.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:07:49 No.19089908 Report

Quoted By: >>19089939 >>19089961

>>19089889
>fully grown
>operational
They stop being biologically relevant after the age of 20.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:10:29 No.19089939 Report

Quoted By: >>19089966

>>19089908
>this is what pedophiles tell themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:10:55 No.19089944 Report

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>none of them with bare feet

How am I supposed to pick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:11:13 No.19089950 Report

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I would vanquish the spider for the glory.
After killing something like that I won't have to settle with just one wench.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 06 May 2014 22:11:49 No.19089961 Report

Quoted By: >>19089969 >>19089981 >>19089993

>>19089908
Embrace bisexuality, forget about having babies, and enjoy some grown-up playtime, why don't you?

Your genes are probably shit, anyway. Why pass them on?
That being said, I'd probably go out to find that spider with the sole intent of springing it on someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:12:22 No.19089966 Report

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>>19089939
>20
>pedophilia
u wot m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:12:38 No.19089969 Report

Quoted By: >>19090008 >>19090294

>>19089961

>bisexual

Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:13:10 No.19089978 Report

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I want to fuck loli Misty so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:13:24 No.19089981 Report

Quoted By: >>19090008

>>19089961
>Your genes are probably shit, anyway.
Oh the fucking irony.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:14:32 No.19089992 Report

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DON'T WORRY SERENA I WILL SAVE YOU, I'M SORRY SPIDER BRO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:14:40 No.19089993 Report

Quoted By:

>>19089961

Damn son, getting real there.
I like that. faglord

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 06 May 2014 22:16:05 No.19090008 Report

Quoted By: >>19090015

>>19089969
>69

True to a point, I guess.

>>19089981
What? I'm not passing on my genetic material. Don't plan to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:16:51 No.19090015 Report

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>>19090008
>What? I'm not passing on my genetic material. Don't plan to.
Oh good, me neither.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2014 22:44:32 No.19090294 Report

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>>19089969

>not being idort in both vidya and sexuality

maximum pleb

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