>>19105333Don't lie to me, that didn't take you a minute. You had to take a couple of photos. Pick the best most manly one. Then you had to pick which one of your cool dual monitors to use to adjust and crop the photo. Upon getting the right fit you then saved the image to your clearly very large hard drive and used your amazing expensive high speed internet connection to upload it to the internet site 4chan.
I'm not even counting the delays for all the times you had sex in between steps and how many phone calls you got from celebrities trying to get you to star in their next movie.
All in all that must have made for one big endeavor for you. Should probably take a nap after that much work. Might be hard though with all the satisfied naked women sprawled out on your quadra-king sized waterbed.