So I have 1 of every 718 pokemon (until GF finally fucking releases the last 3) in my pokebank. So as soon as I start up the game, I can literally hand back my Pokedex to Birch completely filled in like 10 minutes. I bet this lazy ass will let me plow his wife for saving him so much work.


Also, he looks like he belongs in a college frat. This guy is a beast.