Alright Brendan so you finally got that remake you've been wanting for years now,
now it's time to change your clothes. You live in the tropics, why are you
wearing those thick pants? Why Brendan? You know there are like, starving
kids in Inuit villages that would kill for some warm pants Brendan, but
you're just here enjoying them in the sun, when you don't even need them.
Also why are you're sleeves so long and...

WALTER, PERRY, QUIT FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS BEFORE I FUCK YOU BOTH
IN THE ASS AND GIVE YOU HEMORROIDS AND ANAL GONORRHEA. YEAH ANAL GONORRHEA
WALTER AND PERRY, I'VE HAD IT BEFORE AND IT WASN'T FUN!

Anyway Brendan - Brendan I don't want to tell you about how I got anal
gonorrhea ok? - so as I was saying you have to change clothes to something
more tropical looking, also, the headband needs to go because people got
confused about whether that was your hat or your hair, and that was kind
of stupid.

People are stupid Brendan. Always giving you anal gonorrhea and what not.
I mean come on, you can get STDs from cats, Lynch!