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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:17:20 No.19138560 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19138920 >>19138939

"It attacks with retractable horns. It throws a punch that's the equivalent of the force of a hundred pro boxers."

goodra has base 100 attack
a pro boxer has a whopping base 1 attack

discuss

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:40:37 No.19138842 Report

Quoted By: >>19138988

>the average force among 70 pro boxers is about 3450 N
Wow. Piss off a Goodra, and it won't be the only one whose head is only semisolid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:44:13 No.19138882 Report

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What's the base attack of an indian elephant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:45:42 No.19138898 Report

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>Sunkern can hit something with the force of 30 pro boxers

Jesus christ, Pokemon are terrifyingly destructive motherfuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:47:10 No.19138920 Report

Quoted By: >>19139187

>>19138560
>Implying those pokedex facts mean anything
>Implying they're not written by a 10-year old child

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:48:23 No.19138939 Report

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>>19138560
Maybe the dex cut off the end of the sentence :"twenty years after retirement when they are all fucked up and shit from braincase damage"

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:48:56 No.19138949 Report

Quoted By: >>19138968

>When two Beldum fuse together, Metang is formed. The brains of the Beldum are joined by a magnetic nervous system. By linking its brains magnetically, this Pokémon generates strong psychokinetic power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:50:22 No.19138968 Report

Quoted By: >>19139001

>>19138949
That's cool though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:52:17 No.19138988 Report

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>>19138842
>Goodra can throw punches with nearly 5000N of force
>MFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:53:13 No.19139001 Report

Quoted By: >>19139020

>>19138968
Too bad that's not how Beldum evolves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 16:55:04 No.19139020 Report

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>>19139001
Well sure but they've been doing that since the beginning with Magnemite, Slowpoke and Diglett.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 17:11:16 No.19139187 Report

Quoted By: >>19139196

>>19138920
The XY protagonist is around 16/17.

Still might be flawed because still written by a kid, but I agree with you that the Pokedex entries are riddled with exaggerations, mythology/legends, and opinions (Milotic being the most beautiful Pokemon, Diancie being the most lovely sight in the world)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2014 17:12:21 No.19139196 Report

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>>19139187
Sorry, I meant to say "so I agree with you..."

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