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/vp/ in the Pokemon World

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 12:42:03 No.19170174 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19170181 >>19170448 >>19171866

(Based on the '/m/ in the Universal Century' threads.)

Some guy just sold me this for 5000 Pokedollars. What a steal, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 12:43:01 No.19170181 Report

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>>19170174
It was a steal alright, dumbass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 12:49:44 No.19170241 Report

Quoted By: >>19170437 >>19170648

>there are people in this world who keep what their professor gave them when they first became a trainer

Quit being so sentimental and learn to be competitive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:07:56 No.19170363 Report

Quoted By: >>19170408 >>19170458

My entire city was destroyed by a rampaging Gyarados. 900,000 people died, including my parents. This is the 4th major city collapse this week, still can't believe New York is gone from the tsunami caused by that Groudon/Kyogre battle.

Man, living with Pokémon sure is horrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:09:07 No.19170372 Report

Quoted By: >>19172149

i went deaf today because i tried to fuck my gardevoir and >she used hyper voice on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:13:14 No.19170408 Report

Quoted By: >>19170481 >>19170747

>>19170363
Are you part of that Team Flare cult? You know your leader killed himself over losing to a kid, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:17:38 No.19170437 Report

Quoted By: >>19170637

>>19170241
>competitive
Ugh, you people are the worst. Not only did you get an extremely rare Pokémon from a professor for nothing (check your privilege, upper class scum), you decide to discard them just because something "better" comes along?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:19:40 No.19170448 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170174
>5000 Pokedollars
>not 5000 Pokeyen

You got ripped off, m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:20:55 No.19170458 Report

Quoted By: >>19170468 >>19170481 >>19170499

>>19170363
What is New York? Do you mean Castelia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:22:34 No.19170468 Report

Quoted By: >>19170478

>>19170458
Don't respond to the shitposter. That's just some propaganda from Team Flare's site with a few words changed so we don't recognize it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:23:36 No.19170478 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170468
Oh my Team Flare? I feel unsafe with them up in about, Thank god i live in Kanto far away from them..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:24:08 No.19170481 Report

Quoted By: >>19170511 >>19170534 >>19170747

>>19170458

>Castelia

That's what you "plugged-into-the-Matrix" cunts call it.

>>19170408

Reminds me of the time that 10 year old stopped an international crime syndicate in Kanto.

Criminals need to stop being so fucking emo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:25:32 No.19170495 Report

Quoted By: >>19170503

Does anyone know how to get some kind of pigment therapy or something for Pokémon? My dad's Nidoking and Ditto just produced a Male Nidoran with the female's colouration. Is my Nidoran just born weaker or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:25:44 No.19170499 Report

Quoted By: >>19170515 >>19170534

>>19170458
There's more to New York than just Castelia. When will you foreignfags learn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:26:14 No.19170503 Report

Quoted By: >>19170552

>>19170495
You might have to put the nidoran down, I'd suggest making it look away, Sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:26:47 No.19170509 Report

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I can't wait to raise a kid so I can let him wander the world on his own when he turns 10 with dangerous creatures. Being a good parent sure is tiring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:27:00 No.19170511 Report

Quoted By: >>19170540

>>19170481
Are you high or something? Giovanni didn't kill himself, that was just a rumor the media started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:27:29 No.19170515 Report

Quoted By: >>19170567

>>19170499
I have searched on the Pokemon Web 20 times and nothing comes up as "New York" Are you delusional? Maybe you're referring to "Unova"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:28:54 No.19170532 Report

Quoted By: >>19170543 >>19170554

I was given a Froakie by my Professor today, but it only has 28 Speed chromosomes. Do I go back & ask for another?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:29:12 No.19170534 Report

Quoted By: >>19170567

>>19170481
>>19170499
Let me guess. You're named York, and this is some ego-stroking thing, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:30:36 No.19170540 Report

Quoted By: >>19170550

>>19170511

I didn't say he killed himself, I said he was stopped. I know the truth too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:30:39 No.19170543 Report

Quoted By: >>19170582

>>19170532
The Froakie's already bonded with you. You can't just toss him aside like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:31:56 No.19170550 Report

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>>19170540
Sorry for the misunderstanding. I thought you were one of those delusional idiots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:32:01 No.19170552 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170503
Are you sure? I mean, it's so adorable, I'm not sure I can do that, anon. But if it's the best option then I suppose I'll have to...

Ex-Team Plasma Grunt Pokemon Sex Trafficker

Ex-Team Plasma Grunt Pokemon Sex Trafficker Sun 11 May 2014 13:32:17 No.19170554 Report

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>>19170532
Don't toss him aside kid, Sell him, I will buy him for 200 pokedollars, He will get the best life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:33:26 No.19170561 Report

Quoted By: >>19170574

Don't you hate it that the media is nothing but talk about them remaking Hoenn? I know it's been a while but they don't need to rebuild the area, it's shit. Half of it's open water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:33:54 No.19170567 Report

Quoted By: >>19170644

>>19170515
"Unova" translates to "New York" in ancient Pokespeak.

>>19170534
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:34:47 No.19170574 Report

Quoted By: >>19170611

>>19170561
Maybe they'll put some land there this time around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:35:59 No.19170582 Report

Quoted By: >>19170614

>>19170543

Confirmed for following Karen on Tumblr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:38:40 No.19170611 Report

Quoted By: >>19170625

>>19170574

>implying Groudon won't come back

We've already lost millions of lives, it won't be risked. Will you be watching the brass orchestra memorial concert for the fallen this week?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:38:54 No.19170614 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170582
>not following each region's Elite Four for insights on their strategy
>not doing the research so you can plan a decent counter

Spend a few more years as a trainer and then we'll talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:40:21 No.19170625 Report

Quoted By: >>19170650

>>19170611
>lost millions of lives
The temperature just went up by, what ten degrees? Quit overreacting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:41:27 No.19170633 Report

Quoted By:

>we can build a device for transferring creatures across the world in an instant
>we still don't know what a diglett's body looks like

maybe if we kept children is school until 16 and not let them travel the world at 10, we might have some better advances in biology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:42:10 No.19170637 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170437
>taking the b8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:42:45 No.19170642 Report

Quoted By: >>19170671 >>19170747

Guys, if you could spare a moment.

Recently my Darmanitan went missing, I have put up flyers all over, i don't know why she would run away, This is heartbreaking, If you could please inform your local Officer Jenny i would be greatly appreciated. Arceus Bless

Backpacker

Backpacker Sun 11 May 2014 13:42:56 No.19170644 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170567
The Kalos region is nice and all, but you should really check out my region! There's a facility that you wouldn't believe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:43:14 No.19170648 Report

Quoted By: >>19170684 >>19170706

>>19170241
Am I the only one who never got a pokemon from a professor?
Hell, my first pokemon was won from a casino in Celadon as an underageb&

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:43:19 No.19170650 Report

Quoted By: >>19170681 >>19170696

>>19170625

You do realise that the tsunami caused by that battle wiped East Hoenn off the map? It's a wasteland now.

Holy shit you insensitive dick. You racist Kanto people need to check your privilege.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:45:09 No.19170671 Report

Quoted By: >>19170687 >>19170704 >>19170724 >>19170743

>>19170642

>Bless Arceus

Fucking religionfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:46:06 No.19170681 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170650
>boniefags
>having sensitivity

We should blown them off the fucking map already. The only thing they have of value is Saffron and they could just relocate somewhere else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:46:44 No.19170684 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170648
No, some people get pokemon from friends or family. Not everyone lives in a town with those child laborers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:47:01 No.19170687 Report

Quoted By: >>19170707

>>19170671
I won't impose my religion onto other folk, But please have a kind heart and help me find my Darmanitan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:47:23 No.19170692 Report

Quoted By: >>19170711 >>19170735

I applaud Ash Ketchum for finally coming out of the closet. I know he's not one of the highest ranked trainers, but he's still a known name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:47:42 No.19170696 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170650
Except I'm in Pacifidlog Town right now, dumbass. Are you one of those people who sees something on a blogging website and believes it instantly? I bet you don't even live in Hoenn, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:48:43 No.19170704 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170671
May Mew have mercy on your soul

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:48:49 No.19170706 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170648
>tfw casinos are no longer allowed to award pokemon or pokemon-related products

so mass-breeding starters to hand out to plebeians is okay, but mass-breeding rare pokemon for the higher classes isn't?

fucking league morons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:48:53 No.19170707 Report

Quoted By: >>19170723 >>19170724 >>19170743

>>19170687

>I wont impose my religion onto other folk
>"Arceus Bless"

You are the reason here is so much violence in the world. I hope your Darmanitan dies you blind, impressionable bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:49:16 No.19170711 Report

Quoted By: >>19170727 >>19170752

>>19170692
Who the hell his Ash Ketchum?

cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela

cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Sun 11 May 2014 13:49:32 No.19170715 Report

Quoted By: >>19170768

Hey, kids, you guys wanna buy some candies? Theyre rare candy. Come back in this alley, my banette will be right with you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:50:28 No.19170723 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170707
I-i was just praying to arceus to bring my Darmanitan back.. I-i d-didn't mean anything by it..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:50:39 No.19170724 Report

Quoted By: >>19170768 >>19170792

>>19170671
>>19170707
Except Sinnoh's myths were confirmed true. Remember that kid who stopped Team Galactic? Poor guy spent the next year getting therapy for the things he saw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:50:58 No.19170727 Report

Quoted By: >>19170747

>>19170711
Only thing I'm getting are a few articles from some league fansites

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:51:11 No.19170731 Report

Quoted By: >>19170758 >>19170804 >>19170825

>mfw Hoenn is the only region to send a rocket to space.
>mfw we don't live in a totalitarian region with gates everywhere to check on who's entering which route/city.
> mfw we invented contests and ours are still better despite Sinnoh's attempt to one up us.
>Mfw we have the greatest diving spots.
>we invented and have a bigger, better Battle Frontier than everyone else.
>Our champion is either the coolest or the most fabulous of all.

It's great to live in glorious Hoenn. Other regions, are you even trying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:51:27 No.19170735 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170692
really, what would you expect from someone who seriously changed his name to that of a character from a league propaganda cartoon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:51:47 No.19170740 Report

Quoted By: >>19172100

hat fufu lame shit I ain't with it, sending shots to yo fitted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:52:09 No.19170743 Report

Quoted By: >>19170768

>>19170671
>>19170707
It's just a figure of speech, calm your jets.

Unless you're gonna tell me I worship an omniscient turd every time I say "Holy shit"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:52:47 No.19170747 Report

Quoted By: >>19170769

>>19170642
>inform your local Officer Jenny

>>19170408
>>19170481
>>19170727

Every major criminal group has had to be stopped by random kids because the police force was too busy doing fuck-all nothing, man. You're going to have to look for your Darmanitan yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:53:09 No.19170752 Report

Quoted By: >>19170796

>>19170711

>not following sports

I bet you're 14 and still haven't moved out of your parents' house you fucking lamer.

Backpacker

Backpacker Sun 11 May 2014 13:54:03 No.19170758 Report

Quoted By: >>19170818

>>19170731
Please... Hoe-nn doesn't even have the special facility that my region has.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:54:38 No.19170763 Report

Quoted By: >>19170784 >>19175883

jesus christ the nearest stone store STILL doesn't have any fucking shiny stones even though they said they were getting in a shipment soon

anyone know a decent place to buy them? eBayleef's are all overpriced and probably counterfeit anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:54:59 No.19170768 Report

Quoted By: >>19170956

>>19170715

What the hell are those numbers in your name field?

>>19170724
>>19170743

The delusion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:55:07 No.19170769 Report

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>>19170747
I just hope she will come back, I treated her right, and regularly pleasured her, as she did with me, No reason to run away..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:55:22 No.19170773 Report

Quoted By: >>19170826

>the year 5024
>people praying to the legends

were you asleep in school?
the "gods" only ever seem to give a shit about humanity when there's a world war or other global catastrophe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:56:14 No.19170784 Report

Quoted By: >>19170840 >>19171381

>>19170763
>jesus christ
are you talking about Mew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:56:25 No.19170788 Report

Quoted By: >>19171399

>tfw all these infidels follow the violent and primitive Arceus instead of the Original Dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:56:35 No.19170792 Report

Quoted By: >>19170826

>>19170724
>believing some 10 year old with PTSD
>affiliating with the religious raichu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:56:43 No.19170796 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170752
I-i'm 82.. I live by myself with my now missing Darmanitan, I grew up using fucking apricorns sunny, I don't follow those kiddy tournaments

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:57:07 No.19170799 Report

Quoted By:

Lumiose City guards aren't allowing me to go to my apartment because of the power outage. Will I have to live on the street or in a shelter until they fix it? I don't understand this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:57:26 No.19170804 Report

Quoted By: >>19170918

>>19170731
yeah, nevermind the natural disasters, dark hordes and the worst taste in music in the whole country

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:57:45 No.19170807 Report

Quoted By:

What's up fellow /b/reeders?
Nidorina doesn't seem to wanna breed, any explanation?
At this point I'll be accepting broscience, just help a guy out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:58:23 No.19170818 Report

Quoted By: >>19170893

>>19170758
And what might that be? We have a Battle Frontier. You?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:58:49 No.19170825 Report

Quoted By: >>19170869

>>19170731
ALL HAIL HOENN, THE LAND OF GIRLS IN BIKINIS AND HOT SPRINGS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:58:49 No.19170826 Report

Quoted By: >>19170867

>>19170792
>not believing Cynthia

Besides, there are so many gods just casually floating around that you could probably go out for tea with one. It's not that they don't exist, it's that like >>19170773 said, they're fucking assholes who don't care about us unless they're in trouble too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 13:59:45 No.19170840 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170784
>being this autistic
just answer the damn question, garbofag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:00:07 No.19170847 Report

Quoted By: >>19170904

Anyone else heard the rumours about a new region? I don't understand why we sink so much money into battling tournaments when we could use that time and money to fund exploration trips. We don't even know what our entire world map is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:00:15 No.19170848 Report

Quoted By: >>19170855 >>19171417

Can someone in Kalos send me a mega stone, they don't sell them here in Kanto and I want to evolve my Venusaur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:01:05 No.19170855 Report

Quoted By: >>19170876 >>19170989

>>19170848
unless you're one of the digidestined and have a rare as fuck mega ring as well, the mega stone won't do shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:02:05 No.19170867 Report

Quoted By: >>19170917

>>19170826
>m-muh celebrity waifu
Cynthia's not an unbiased source. She has a lot of money to gain getting retards to believe her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:02:10 No.19170869 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170825
Hoenn is great. I'm travelling back there in a few months, I can't wait to get blitzed in lavaridge town again.

Bonfires on the beaches, days spent in the ocean, you name it.
This is gonna be a great summer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:02:46 No.19170876 Report

Quoted By: >>19170909

>>19170855
Oh I thought they worked like the other evolution stones, you need two of them...thats dumb.

Red

Red Sun 11 May 2014 14:03:46 No.19170890 Report

Quoted By: >>19170910

...

Backpacker

Backpacker Sun 11 May 2014 14:03:49 No.19170893 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170818
Ah, never mind. You'll see it in due time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:05:21 No.19170904 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170847
be careful what you say, a league shill might report you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:05:23 No.19170905 Report

Quoted By: >>19170922

>you will never live in a world without pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:05:30 No.19170909 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170876
I have a little bit of offhand experience with these weird 'mega-stones'.

My advice is to not delve too deep, it's a bit of a dangerous path to follow if you plan on taking full advantage of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:05:44 No.19170910 Report

Quoted By: >>19170933 >>19171208

>>19170890
Fuck you! You mute piece of shit, my dad was in team rocket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:06:17 No.19170917 Report

Quoted By: >>19170980 >>19171549

>>19170867
Ah, yes. So that kid, Cynthia, and a bunch of ex-Galactic admins all decided to work together and tell the same lie, and Cyrus just coincidentally happened to go missing and never be seen again. I bet you think the president of Unova is a Beheeyem too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:06:22 No.19170918 Report

Quoted By: >>19170952 >>19170968

>>19170804
>Natural disasters
The temperature goes up a few degrees or the water raises by a few inches and you are calling that a disaster. You foreigners are pathetic.

>Dark hordes
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>Worst taste in music
You take that back! Our music is among the finest in the world! I can't help you uncultured Swinub can't appreciate good music. I bet you are from Sinnoh too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:06:42 No.19170920 Report

Quoted By:

Anyone got a torrent of the new Skitty on Wailord porno? I'm... curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:06:58 No.19170922 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170905
Actually i heard there is a mountain in Sinnoh that has a portal that leads to another dimension, A world without pokemon, Except some giant thing.. Either way, Some maniac told me

Red

Red Sun 11 May 2014 14:08:02 No.19170933 Report

Quoted By: >>19170966

>>19170910
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:08:59 No.19170948 Report

Quoted By: >>19171009

I bet you people still listen to the Smogon government party even though they aren't the official rulers. Enjoy using your Mega Kangashkan in shady backstreet battles, I'm gonna use it anyway. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:09:33 No.19170952 Report

Quoted By: >>19170991

>>19170918
>Dark hordes
I think he's talking about hordes/swarms of shadow pokemon. I thought that was just a myth told in Orre.

cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela

cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Sun 11 May 2014 14:09:48 No.19170956 Report

Quoted By: >>19170983

>>19170768
Its my holocaster number of course, you people dont have holocasters? Pfft. Kalos is so much better than any of your regions. I'll bet you dont even mega evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:10:17 No.19170962 Report

Quoted By: >>19171075 >>19171243

I went exploring Sendoff Spring with some of my friends and found a cave entrance that wasn't there before. The others went inside, but I chickened out. Only one of them came back and he can barely form coherent sentences anymore, just mumble a few vague words. Does anybody know what "Giratina" means?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:10:49 No.19170966 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170933
Well when you put it like that it makes sense. I get it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:10:58 No.19170968 Report

Quoted By: >>19170983 >>19171047

>>19170918
>torrential rains and bone-searing droughts out of nowhere

no thanks

>>Dark hordes
>I have no idea what you're talking about.

need to get from one place to another, what route to take - the forest full of hyenas, the desert with walking killer cacti, the mountain roads with their disaster creatures or the murderfish waterways?

can't get anywhere without a flyer or teleporter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:11:39 No.19170980 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170917
Team Galactic was just an arm of the government trying to fool people. How you people don't see that is amazing. They're all paid off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:11:50 No.19170983 Report

Quoted By: >>19171009 >>19171047

>>19170956
>using holocausters

>>19170968
use a jeep or 4x4 you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:11:54 No.19170984 Report

Quoted By: >>19171015

For the past 6 months, my brother's Clefable isn't getting KO'd by my Conkeldurr's Drain Punch any more. What the fuck is going on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:12:21 No.19170989 Report

Quoted By: >>19170990 >>19171078

>>19170855
Didn't you read Sycamore's papers? With enough willpower and a strong enough bond, you just need the stone. The Mega Ring just assists in the process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:12:57 No.19170990 Report

Quoted By: >>19171027

>>19170989
Sycamore is a hack

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:13:10 No.19170991 Report

Quoted By: >>19170995 >>19171014

>>19170952
>Orre

It's been a while since I've heard of anything happening there. How are the folks doing there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:13:46 No.19170995 Report

Quoted By: >>19171063

>>19170991
You don't want to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:14:51 No.19171009 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170948
>implying they aren't controlled by the league

yeah brah, elections totally mean anything

>>19170983
>implying I make 9 figures a year

dude, even if it wasn't for bullshit "environment protection" taxes, pokemon-proof vehicles are crazy expensive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:15:14 No.19171012 Report

Quoted By: >>19171076 >>19171078 >>19173725

>Pokémon are highly evolve creatures that can spit fire, cause earthquakes, etc.
>Humans can't even take their hats off yet

Pokémon confirmed for master race

Wes

Wes Sun 11 May 2014 14:15:28 No.19171014 Report

Quoted By: >>19171083

>>19170991
Ever since i stopped Team Snagem and that other kid the second time, They striked again and again, kid after kid had to stop them.. Everyone is dead.. I am now married to kid 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:15:30 No.19171015 Report

Quoted By: >>19171039

>>19170984
A 'type evolution' happend and some pokemon developed new powers. Search "Fairy type" on your PC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:16:41 No.19171027 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170990
but he's sexy tho. I wish some nudes of his would leak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:17:21 No.19171039 Report

Quoted By: >>19171059

>>19171015
Search? I turn on my pc and all it asks is if i want to deposit, withdraw Or move pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:17:51 No.19171041 Report

Quoted By:

Probopass run the media.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:18:11 No.19171047 Report

Quoted By: >>19171103

>>19170968
That's was the work of lunatic eco-terrorist. And that was ONCE! Nothing unusual has happened ever since.

Also follows>>19170983 advice. Adventure streams in the veins of all who are born in Hoenn.

Bill

Bill Sun 11 May 2014 14:19:04 No.19171059 Report

Quoted By: >>19171082

>>19171039
Hey there! I see you are having a problem with your PC, Simply follow these steps: Don't use any other Version of the PC except Bills. Hope this helps!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:19:19 No.19171063 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170995
It can't be that bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:20:18 No.19171075 Report

Quoted By: >>19171179

>>19170962
Is this an /x/ pasta?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:20:18 No.19171076 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171012
Fucking Gardeniggers need to go and stay go. I have no idea why Hoothoot allows you people on this site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:20:28 No.19171078 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170989
>>19171012
this is what people start to believe when they leave civilization at age 12

seriously, pokemon battles are the best shit on TV, but it's like every single high-profile trainer is a complete and utter nutcase
turning your job into your entire life ain't healthy, the league's been feeding us propaganda for YEARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:20:48 No.19171079 Report

Quoted By: >>19171098 >>19171128 >>19171148 >>19171181

So everyone's cool with a 3,000 year old man with an oddly coloured Floette being real? Nobody thinks that's fucked up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:20:59 No.19171082 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171059
Damnit, Bill, if it werent for me youd be a Clefairy right now!

Wes

Wes Sun 11 May 2014 14:21:02 No.19171083 Report

Quoted By: >>19171101

>>19171014
But you didn't stop them, I did. Are you that asshole with the Togetic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:22:16 No.19171095 Report

Quoted By: >>19171111 >>19171134 >>19171181 >>19171471

Guys my braixen doesn't want to listen to me anymore, It's level 30 and I have 6 badges. What am I doing wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:22:26 No.19171098 Report

Quoted By: >>19171137

>>19171079
Literally who?

Wes

Wes Sun 11 May 2014 14:22:31 No.19171101 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171083
No i am the white haired dude with the ginger bitch, You are thinking of my husband Michael

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:22:36 No.19171103 Report

Quoted By: >>19171287

>>19171047
>Adventure streams in the veins of all who are born in Hoenn.

wow, almost straight out of a league ad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:22:43 No.19171104 Report

Quoted By: >>19171143 >>19171239 >>19171243

Hey guys why do gym leaders stay at the same level and never want to reach the top? Are the content with the position they are at? If they battle people all the time how come their pokemon don't get stronger?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:23:29 No.19171111 Report

Quoted By: >>19171134 >>19171188

>>19171095

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:24:42 No.19171128 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171079
Mmm.. nope seems normal to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:25:20 No.19171134 Report

Quoted By: >>19171188

>>19171095
Do you spend time with it outside of battling?

As corny as it sounds, it's pretty true.
If all you do is keep it in a little capsule all day until you need it, it might not respect you much.

Alternatively >>19171111

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:25:38 No.19171137 Report

Quoted By: >>19171153 >>19171155

>>19171098

The really tall guy at that parade when those gay children got medals for turning Lysandre into a pussy. I had the volume turned low, but it was still kinda fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:26:15 No.19171143 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171104
They get more benefits staying where they are. Being an Elite Four member is literally the worst since you have all the duties yet none of the fame of being Champion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:26:29 No.19171148 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171079
At this point I think we just sort of roll with things. The first time something like criminal group awakenining a God to do their bidding happened was pretty intense, but now it's just uninspired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:26:38 No.19171153 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171137
Wasn't that just a street performer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:26:40 No.19171155 Report

Quoted By: >>19171195 >>19171210 >>19171263 >>19171304

>>19171137
Oh man, I saw that on TV, That Blonde haired one was pretty hot, How old was she?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:28:52 No.19171179 Report

Quoted By: >>19171256

>>19171075
I wish, man. I could tell by the look in his eyes that he wasn't lying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:28:59 No.19171181 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171079
weirder shit has happened

didn't you read about those events in kanto some years ago? the cinnabar lab exploding, then a few weeks later every single electronic device within 150 miles of cerulean malfunctioning at the same time?
"3000 year old dude claims to be ancient king" is nothing compared to "scientists supposedly created divine-level legendary"

>>19171095
might be latent psychic abilities awakening; maybe it's reading your mind and not liking what it sees?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:29:43 No.19171188 Report

Quoted By: >>19171415

>>19171111
Huh? I gave it the deluxe treatment at the pokemon groomers. They got rid of all the dirt and sticks in its fur.

>>19171134
Yeah I do the amie bonding games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:30:14 No.19171195 Report

Quoted By: >>19171263 >>19171304

>>19171155
Oh man I saw her too! what I would do for a gal like her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:30:28 No.19171198 Report

Quoted By:

>there are people who actually choose Froakie when they're 10

git gud kidz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:31:28 No.19171208 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170910
Your dad, huh?
Wasn't he that strange guy that lived in Icirus that always said strange shit like "Team Rocket bye bye a go go"?
He bumped into me while running around doing his errands. What he said was "Oh, I so sorry! You not hurt? Look, I running the errands for wife, I real busy now! Bye bye a go go!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:31:35 No.19171210 Report

Quoted By: >>19171236

>>19171155
Like 16 or something so she's legal in Kalos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:31:53 No.19171211 Report

Quoted By: >>19171228 >>19171237 >>19171240 >>19171255 >>19171311

Guys, I've just invented something amazing! It's called a "gun," and it shoots metal at high speeds, damaging everything you point it at. This might revolutionize pokemon battles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:31:56 No.19171213 Report

Quoted By: >>19171366

When will people realise the Pokémon League is corrupt? There's a fucking Team Flare member in the E4 here in Kalos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:32:58 No.19171228 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171211
>implying steel is a good attacking type

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:33:30 No.19171236 Report

Quoted By: >>19171278 >>19171404

>>19171210
Oh.. I live in Kanto.. Do you think if i send her a porygon-zmail she will answer it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:33:34 No.19171237 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171211
That's physically impossible stop making up lies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:33:41 No.19171239 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171104
They have separate teams idiot, have you seen them at the world championship?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:33:45 No.19171240 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171211

So it's a Metal Burst replicator? Nobody uses that move though, I don't think it'll catch on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:33:55 No.19171243 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171104
they have different teams for different challenge levels, didn't you read the FAQ?

>>19170962
I don't say this often and I don't like saying it, but - find a league official, like a gym leader, and get the situation sorted out
if wild pokemon cause trouble then they'll send someone to handle it, even if they only redraw the routes yet again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:35:17 No.19171255 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171211
My Chesnaught's ability is bulletproof so I'm good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:35:17 No.19171256 Report

Quoted By: >>19171462

>>19171179
A few years ago I heard there were channelers in Pokémon Tower who could perform exorcisms. I don't know where they would be now, but you could seek them out if your friend doesn't get better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:35:39 No.19171263 Report

Quoted By: >>19171272

>>19171195
>>19171155
You mean Serena? She's pretty cute, isn't she? I went to an event with her once since we both live at Vaniville town. That new guy who moved in, Calem, is a fag though. He's so rude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:35:45 No.19171265 Report

Quoted By: >>19171274

I have some weird unidentified Pokémon from India.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:36:41 No.19171272 Report

Quoted By: >>19171294

>>19171263
Is she single?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:36:51 No.19171274 Report

Quoted By: >>19171301

>>19171265
is it a phanpy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:37:11 No.19171278 Report

Quoted By: >>19171293

>>19171236
I don't know. That faggot Sycamore is probably fucking her already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:37:42 No.19171287 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171103
That's Hoenn for you bitch. Either get good or get out!

Serena

Serena Sun 11 May 2014 14:37:47 No.19171293 Report

Quoted By: >>19171319

>>19171278
W-what..?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:37:48 No.19171294 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171272
Yeah, why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:37:54 No.19171301 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171274
How did you know that it looks very similiar to a Phanphy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:38:10 No.19171304 Report

Quoted By: >>19171397

>>19171155
>>19171195
Quit spilling spaghetti and just challenge her to a battle or two every so often. Most of those big-name trainers show their soft sides if you can become a rival to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:38:35 No.19171311 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171211
you didn't invent shit, retard

a small piece of metal ain't gonna do shit against anything with an H.P.-field

there's a good reason only crooks and nerds own guns

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:39:06 No.19171319 Report

Quoted By: >>19171335

>>19171293
It's just something I heard. Sycamore is known for trying to fuck everything that moves though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:40:14 No.19171333 Report

Quoted By: >>19171373 >>19171403 >>19171404 >>19171408 >>19174051

I fucked Erika last night when I came I saw Arceus for a few seconds. My god is an awesome god

Serena

Serena Sun 11 May 2014 14:40:24 No.19171335 Report

Quoted By: >>19171404

>>19171319
I-i am not sleeping with him..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:40:51 No.19171345 Report

Quoted By:

Hell Yeah! I Just got a Shiny Chimchar off wondertrade this is the best day ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:41:22 No.19171352 Report

Quoted By:

Holy shit, I found a Relicanth just a few days ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:42:09 No.19171366 Report

Quoted By: >>19171433

>>19171213
>There's a fucking Team Flare member in the E4 here in Kalos.

Got any proof to back that up? This is not like one of your Ho-oH Wright games where you can falsely accuse anyone and bluff your way to victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:42:44 No.19171373 Report

Quoted By: >>19171397 >>19173069

>>19171333
You lucky dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:43:08 No.19171381 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170784
Mew is Adam, not Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:44:08 No.19171397 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171373
Different anon, but it's not that hard to get with a Gym Leader. I dated Skyla for a few months last year. Just do what >>19171304 said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:44:10 No.19171399 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170788
>original dragon creats Unova
>Arceus creates the universe
I choose Arceus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:44:21 No.19171403 Report

Quoted By: >>19171422

>>19171333
And then you woke up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:44:23 No.19171404 Report

Quoted By: >>19171447

>>19171333
>lying on the pokeweb

>>19171335
Oh, well. Send the mail then, anon: >>19171236

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:44:48 No.19171408 Report

Quoted By: >>19171427

>>19171333
> Still believing that Arceus is a god
Seriously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:45:23 No.19171415 Report

Quoted By: >>19171479

>>19171188
>sticks in her fur
You do know that's a part of it, right?
They channel some of their abilities through sticks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:45:31 No.19171417 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170848
>implying mega evos are real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:45:51 No.19171422 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171403
Yes ;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:46:08 No.19171427 Report

Quoted By: >>19171530

>>19171408
Haven't you gone to the Sinjoh Ruins? Damn thing recreates the universe every time it gets horny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:47:10 No.19171433 Report

Quoted By: >>19171732

>>19171366
Oh you play Ho-oH Wright too? Do you like the newest one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:48:12 No.19171447 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171404
N-nah.. i-it's cool..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:48:43 No.19171448 Report

Quoted By:

>random trainer I added on PP after a battle a month ago post journal: "bought pokemon transformation potion from witch, didn't transform but been shitting blood for 2 days"

how can anyone be this dumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:49:25 No.19171461 Report

Quoted By: >>19171481 >>19171482 >>19171493 >>19171571

So I haven't been feeling very well lately it's like I keep coughing blood and so far I haven't seen anything that is like medicine for humans. Will I die??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:49:26 No.19171462 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171256
Thanks, man. I'll set out to find them tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:49:57 No.19171465 Report

Quoted By: >>19171472

Doesn't it annoy you that the majority of people say the same thing when you try speak to them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:50:40 No.19171471 Report

Quoted By: >>19171526 >>19171527

>>19171095
>implying it's yours
You theiving scum make me sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:50:45 No.19171472 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171465
Not really I just don't even reply

Brock

Brock Sun 11 May 2014 14:51:09 No.19171475 Report

Quoted By: >>19171545 >>19171739

Hey all you pokemon trainers come challenge me gym and get yourself a Boulder Badge!, I haven't seen a trainer come by in years.. all off getting new badges..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:51:18 No.19171479 Report

Quoted By: >>19171529

>>19171415
Oh, shit I didn't realize that. What do I do? Take it to the forest to pick a new one? The Pokecenter? I don't know much about Kalos pokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:51:21 No.19171481 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171461

Go to the Dreamyard in Unova, there are Musharna healers there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:51:22 No.19171482 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171461
>he still doesn't know that humans can use potions too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:52:00 No.19171493 Report

Quoted By: >>19171504

>>19171461
y'know, dropping out of school at age 12 is only recommended if you're actually going to become a trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:53:03 No.19171504 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171493
Really?? Dang it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:54:57 No.19171526 Report

Quoted By: >>19171544

>>19171471

N pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:54:58 No.19171527 Report

Quoted By: >>19171544

>>19171471
It is mine I got It in the Friend Safari when I visited Kalos a few months ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:55:04 No.19171529 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171479
Dunno what to tell you, man. Try asking it, see what'll make it happy...
Maybe it's attached to that particular stick?

I'm no expert either, try making an appointment with the pokemon research center in Lumiose. They're pretty happy to help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:55:06 No.19171530 Report

Quoted By: >>19171549 >>19171563 >>19171586

>>19171427
If Arceus created the universe then who create Arceus?

Believing that some flying doge monster creating the whole universe is so stupid in this day and age. The UFO theory sound more probable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:56:02 No.19171544 Report

Quoted By: >>19171574

>>19171527
A thief lying, why am I not surprised?

>>19171526
I wish, but I'm no N. That guy is definitely my rolemodel though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:56:11 No.19171545 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171475

fuck off, the rape charge will stick. you're going to jail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:56:19 No.19171549 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171530
You know I was joking when I said the last part of >>19170917, right?

Brock

Brock Sun 11 May 2014 14:56:25 No.19171552 Report

Quoted By:

A-anyone.. please..?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:57:04 No.19171563 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171530
>If Arceus created the universe then who create Arceus?
The universe has to start at some point Every creation theory has this flaw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:57:59 No.19171571 Report

Quoted By: >>19171601

>>19171461
Well you could try buying Parasect spore from Asian district? Chinese people use those spore as medicine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:58:08 No.19171574 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171544
N, go and stay go. No wonder you left. Probably wouldn't want to get further embarrassed by a jungle girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 14:59:09 No.19171586 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171530
>>>reditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:00:33 No.19171601 Report

Quoted By: >>19171630

>>19171571

>Chinese people

Literally what?

Samuel Oak

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Samuel Oak Sun 11 May 2014 15:00:45 No.19171602 Report

Quoted By: >>19171631 >>19171637 >>19171644 >>19171655 >>19171666 >>19172014

Hey everyone, it's Professor Oak here! Ask me anything!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:00:48 No.19171603 Report

Quoted By: >>19171615 >>19171622

Hey guys, I was traveling around Unova and there is this dude asking me to find a Pokemon from parallel world or some shit. Is he insane?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:00:48 No.19171604 Report

Quoted By: >>19171825

http:\\www.hoenn-today.ppl\5024-05-11\tainer-abuse-when-will-league-finally-do-something.aspx

what was that about hoenn being such an awesome region again?
it's like you can't go a month without some degenerate trying to stick his dick into something nonhuman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:01:45 No.19171615 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171603
>not knowing about Giratin
Visit Sinnoh sometime, best region.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:02:21 No.19171622 Report

Quoted By: >>19171651

>>19171603
Probably. But in all fairness, there's a lot of unproven legends revolving around pokemon from alternate dimensions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:02:47 No.19171630 Report

Quoted By: >>19171642

>>19171601
Dude, you don't know about China? The weird region that think Arcanine is a legendary Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:02:53 No.19171631 Report

Quoted By: >>19171646

>>19171602
What are your thoughts on Mega Evolution and Sycamore's theories?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:03:22 No.19171637 Report

Quoted By: >>19171662

>>19171602
You're shit. Almost as bad as Sycamore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:03:46 No.19171642 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171630

>Dude, you don't know about China? The weird region that think Arcanine is a delicacy?

FTFY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:04:00 No.19171644 Report

Quoted By: >>19171662

>>19171602
I heard a rumor that your grandson had sex with Professor Syncamore. Is it true?

Samuel Oak

Samuel Oak Sun 11 May 2014 15:04:08 No.19171646 Report

Quoted By: >>19171661

>>19171631
Back when i was still relevant there were only 150 pokemon around.. I hope to work with Scyamore some day in the future, I'd love to know more about these Mecha Evolutions!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:04:29 No.19171651 Report

Quoted By: >>19171738 >>19171748

>>19171622
>unproven legends
Why do people always say this. I bet you've never even visted Sinnoh. It's all true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:04:51 No.19171655 Report

Quoted By: >>19171669

>>19171602
Why didn't you give me the Eevee that I wanted, I could already have a Sylveon by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:05:32 No.19171661 Report

Quoted By: >>19171719

>>19171646
>confirmed for fake
I've met Oak here in Sinnoh and he's still highly regarded, even by Professor Rowan.

Samuel Oak

Samuel Oak Sun 11 May 2014 15:05:38 No.19171662 Report

Quoted By: >>19171714

>>19171644
Blue is a troubled man.. I don't talk to him much anymore

>>19171637
Thanks, Now go fuck yourself while i roll in my pool full of cash, Goldenrod city radio pays good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:05:50 No.19171666 Report

Quoted By: >>19171684

>>19171602
>stock image with some text edited in

come on, we get a dozen fakes like you every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:06:29 No.19171669 Report

Quoted By: >>19171714

>>19171655
>20XX
>still not over Red stealing your title the day you obtained it

It's been XX years, Green. It's time to move on.

Blue Oak

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Blue Oak Sun 11 May 2014 15:07:21 No.19171684 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171666
Fine you caught me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:09:00 No.19171714 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171669
>>19171662
Wow.. so the rumor is true.
You forgot your grandson name again? Do you even know his sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:09:21 No.19171719 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171661
He's just being humble. Everyone in the know knows that Rowan >>> Oak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:09:49 No.19171725 Report

Quoted By:

>Last night that Professor Birch took me on a romantic date and after we got to my apartment and made passionate love
> then I woke up
I'm one of the scientists that work at his lab and I have to go into work today and stare him in the face and be profesional while thinking about those things ;_; why bros why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:10:19 No.19171732 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171433
Yup. Better than the fourth one but doesn't come to the first three. The crossover was heaps of fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:10:54 No.19171738 Report

Quoted By: >>19171852

>>19171651
Nigger there's more to the world than your own region's fucked up legends.
I've been to Sinnoh, I love it there, but there's nothing there on the surface that proves any of this alternate dimension shit is real, just lots of convincing stories.
Unless you're gonna tell me you saw it yourself? Were you there?
I bet you went to pizza hut with Azelf too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:10:58 No.19171739 Report

Quoted By: >>19171755 >>19171820

>>19171475
I went through a couple of months ago. What are you talking about?
Also people will lose faith in a gym leader who leaves his gym to travel with little kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:11:32 No.19171748 Report

Quoted By: >>19171868 >>19171881

>>19171651
Sinnoh people are stupid though, they though a doge that can twist time a little bit is a god of time.

If Unova origin dragons were there, they probably thought they are the destruction incarnation or some shit.

No wonder why your champion keep traveling to other region to escape you guys stupidity.

Brock

Brock Sun 11 May 2014 15:12:04 No.19171755 Report

Quoted By: >>19171786

>>19171739
Little kids? What? I've been in Pewter all my life

Diantha

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Diantha Sun 11 May 2014 15:14:18 No.19171776 Report

Quoted By: >>19171802 >>19171821 >>19171829 >>19171844 >>19175040

Hey all you fans out there! Go see my new movie! and Also challenge me sometime! Also ask me anything!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:14:54 No.19171786 Report

Quoted By: >>19171802

>>19171755
I guess that was just a rumor then.
Speaking of rumors, do you really have nine little brothers and sisters?

Brock

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Brock Sun 11 May 2014 15:16:35 No.19171802 Report

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>>19171776
All my life i have been chasing different women through all regions and i think i finally found the one

>>19171786
My mother gets around

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:17:03 No.19171815 Report

Quoted By: >>19171933

Hey /x/, This might sound crazy but I was getting out of the elevator the other days.. suddenly I'm paralyze and saw some spooky woman walking toward me. She was mumbling something and just disappear before my eyes.

Is she a succubus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:17:19 No.19171820 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171739
the league cartoon is not a documentary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:17:19 No.19171821 Report

Quoted By: >>19171836

>>19171776
You can't act, you basically play yourself in every role.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:17:39 No.19171825 Report

Quoted By: >>19171933

>>19171604
>tainer-abuse
>Reading Hoenn Today

It's like you want to stay ignorant and misinformed. Every one worth their money knows never to read the newspaper of some Kalosian who moved to Mauville. I bet you watch Delphox News too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:17:59 No.19171829 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171776
When we you pose for more nudes?

Diantha

Diantha Sun 11 May 2014 15:18:22 No.19171836 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171821
Huh what? Sorry didn't here you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:19:02 No.19171844 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171776
I prefer the new movie from Unova Pokestar Studios. The Giant Woman is the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:19:07 No.19171847 Report

Quoted By: >>19171933 >>19171970

Any of you guys hear about that kid from Kanto who has been in a comma for like a year? I hope he gets better soon :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:19:33 No.19171852 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171738
Foreigners never learn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:20:32 No.19171866 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170174
>5000
>not 500

Wow, you ARE stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:20:43 No.19171868 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171748
>No wonder why your champion keep traveling to other region to escape you guys stupidity.
Implying it's not to spread the wealth of knowledge of SInnoh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:20:58 No.19171871 Report

Quoted By: >>19171891 >>19171892 >>19171989

I'm watching this Zorua for my sister, how do I get this fucker to stop pissing on the floor? It won't stay in the fucking pokeball and keeps changing into shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:21:26 No.19171877 Report

Quoted By: >>19171912

Hey I heard you can't get unknowns in Kalo is that true kalos bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:21:38 No.19171881 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171748
Their champion claims to have visited the domain of one of their dragons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:22:55 No.19171891 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171871
I dunno maybe give it some berrys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:22:55 No.19171892 Report

Quoted By: >>19171950

>>19171871
Kill it,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:24:29 No.19171909 Report

Quoted By:

So who here so that leaked porno with Roxie and some teen girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:24:44 No.19171912 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171877
Yeah, totally true. Hey, want to buy a Magikarp for 5000 Pokedollars?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:24:50 No.19171914 Report

Quoted By:

I sure am glad my local Game Corner isn't run by a crime syndicate. That would suck.

Speaking of which, where do you think they get all these Porygons and Dratinis from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:25:20 No.19171918 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171802
I guess I'm not the only one who thinks that nothing beats a Jelly Filled Donut, now that I seen you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:26:23 No.19171933 Report

Quoted By: >>19171970

>>19171825
still less biased than other hoenn news sites, sadly

I mean come on, were those "our regional legends can beat up yours" pissing contest articles really worth featuring on major news outlets?

I know, league and all that, but minimal standards can't be too much to ask

>>19171815
don't smoke oddish leaves

>>19171847
boo fucking hoo
as if there aren't hundreds just like that who die every year
it's the risk you take

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:27:43 No.19171949 Report

Quoted By: >>19171968 >>19171989 >>19171992 >>19172093

A guys any idea on how to get my lopunny to mate with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:28:00 No.19171950 Report

Quoted By: >>19171966

>>19171892
Yeah I don't think she would like that.

I'm gonna try and put it to sleep with shroomish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:29:16 No.19171966 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171950
Nah, put it to "sleep" with a breloom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:29:22 No.19171968 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171949
Dress up like a big strong Niggersby

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:29:49 No.19171970 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171847
Go find a Lunar Wing, or buy one. They go for about 1000P on eBayleef but if you're in Sinnoh you can find them at small markets for a lot less.

>>19171933
Quit being so edgy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:31:36 No.19171989 Report

Quoted By: >>19172008

>>19171871
it does that because it hates your guts
I think your sister overestimated you

>>19171949
apply escape rope to your neck, degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:31:54 No.19171992 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171949
Rape it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:33:15 No.19172008 Report

Quoted By: >>19172053

>>19171989
Studies show that mating with your pokemon can provide great health benefits for both parties,

prof. samuel oak

prof. samuel oak Sun 11 May 2014 15:33:55 No.19172014 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171602
Are you a boy or a girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:37:12 No.19172053 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172008
yeah, studies sponsored by crazy cults

>health benefits
get yourself a girlfriend

put your pokemon in the daycare for a bit, or have a teammate take care of it
alternatively, read the pokeball manual and activate the drive suppression function, it exists for good reasons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:37:54 No.19172061 Report

Quoted By: >>19172068 >>19172073 >>19172089 >>19172090 >>19172120 >>19172153 >>19172467

I just found out that my girlfriend's actually a lost Froslass I saved on my way through Route 217 a few years back. Pic related. Is dating a yuki-onna weird or should I just roll with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:38:34 No.19172068 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172061
Join me in the mating ritual with pokemon, cast out the morals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:39:05 No.19172073 Report

Quoted By: >>19172102

>>19172061
You're a fucking degenerate. Kindly kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:40:22 No.19172089 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172061
I don't think you have a girlfreind, enjoy your hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:40:23 No.19172090 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172061
Thats just some crazy cosplay bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:40:32 No.19172093 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171949
The only egg move that baby's gonna get is Heavy Slam you fat fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:41:35 No.19172100 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170740
at yo*

aint no games around here bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:41:49 No.19172102 Report

Quoted By: >>19172111 >>19172123

>>19172073
It's not like I knew, I thought that was just a myth from before people knew about Pokemon. Don't put me on Lopunny-fucker's level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:42:45 No.19172111 Report

Quoted By: >>19172129

>>19172102
My lopunny cares for me though.. We both want this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:43:27 No.19172120 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172061
Have you put it in yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:43:45 No.19172123 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172102
May Arceus forgive your ignorance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:44:11 No.19172129 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172111
no, that's you abusing your power and projecting, sicko

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:45:27 No.19172149 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170372
>Pokemon
>fuck

They don't fuck, you retarded shitlord. Stop reading those shitty fanfics on the Internet and pick up an actual Pokemon biology book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:46:09 No.19172153 Report

Quoted By: >>19172194 >>19172198 >>19172299 >>19174820 >>19174974

>>19172061
Fuck she's asking me to marry her now that I know her secret. I asked her to give me some time to think. What should I say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:49:04 No.19172194 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172153
Just man up and make the decision you would have made before you knew.
Besides, if she's like one of those things from the myth you mentioned, if you say no she'll probably freeze your penis off or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:49:22 No.19172198 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172153
Frosslass is a Ghost-type. You know what to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 15:56:26 No.19172299 Report

Quoted By: >>19172361 >>19172393

>>19172153
Go to your local priest, and ask him to get rid of her. Stop looking for excuses to fuck your Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 16:00:05 No.19172361 Report

Quoted By: >>19172411

>>19172299
>Pokemon
>fuck

What kind of propaganda are you fags reading? Team Plasma's?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 16:01:52 No.19172393 Report

Quoted By: >>19172411

>>19172299
Can you read? If he were looking for an excuse to fuck a Pokemon he would have just said yes instead of coming to us for advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 16:03:26 No.19172411 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172361
N-no.

>>19172393
He's just looking for justification.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 16:07:44 No.19172467 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172061
If they're at the point in the relationship where she would propose, odds are they've already done that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 16:47:32 No.19173069 Report

Quoted By: >>19173193

>>19171373
What's a dog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 16:56:10 No.19173193 Report

Quoted By:

>>19173069
What's an Indian Elephant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 17:33:33 No.19173725 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171012
It's not that we can't take them off per se, the League banned the removal of hats after the fedora-tipping crisis of 2013.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 17:53:21 No.19173974 Report

Quoted By:

Hello, I am in search of some mysterious plates that radiate the elemental essence of pokemon. They're for, uh, research.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 18:00:00 No.19174051 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171333

>implying that narcoleptic dyke would let a disgusting man touch her

cool dream bro, Arceus is pretty awesome for letting you have it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 18:50:20 No.19174749 Report

Quoted By: >>19175058

I'm getting this horrible feeling like I'm watching my pokemon grow up, and the more independent they get, the less close we are.

Am I the only one getting this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 18:54:31 No.19174805 Report

Quoted By:

>Ransei
>At war again
big fucking surprise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 18:55:31 No.19174820 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172153
set up stealth rock in every room of your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 19:05:18 No.19174958 Report

Quoted By: >>19174964

>there are several people in my very town that keeps a team consisting of unevoved fish-mon
How can i purge this evil off of the face of the earth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 19:06:17 No.19174964 Report

Quoted By:

>>19174958
Kill them with your team of evolved fish-mon/electric-mon/plant-mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 19:07:25 No.19174974 Report

Quoted By:

>>19172153
Catch her and never let her out of her pokeball.

Aggron

Aggron Sun 11 May 2014 19:08:15 No.19174983 Report

Quoted By:

MASTER, I SAW A PRETTY FLETCHLING SO I TOOK A SHIT ON IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 19:12:02 No.19175040 Report

Quoted By:

>>19171776
Brycen is and always will be a better actor than you

Get back into making smut like you used to. That was the only thing you were ever good at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 19:13:11 No.19175058 Report

Quoted By: >>19176029

>>19174749
You will only drift apart if you let it happen. Listen to them; you may not be able to understand their speech, but if you are close then you will find ways of communicating. Many trainers have managed it.

However, there is more. A trainer and his team are both family and brothers-in-arms. A good trainer must grow alongside his pokémon. You should try participating in your team's training routines; far too many trainers neglect this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 20:12:14 No.19175883 Report

Quoted By:

>>19170763

By Dialga, kindly fuck the Luminose Stone Emporium. They never refresh their meager three stone stock. Did their freighter carrying them sank off the coast off Hoenn or something. This is really unacceptable.

Anyway, the only slightly reliable manner to get stones in Unova is by that new-fangled Super Training thingie. I still don't get how the fuck those stones materialize inside my pants, has Clemont struck a deal with Palkia or something like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 20:26:22 No.19176029 Report

Quoted By: >>19176270

>>19175058
I know all this... It's not like I don't listen to them, hell, I can basically understand them by now based on expressions alone.

I have a feeling it's because we stopped battling. It's been years since our last battle, and I feel like it might have been the glue that held us all together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 20:40:40 No.19176270 Report

Quoted By: >>19176679

>>19176029
>I have a feeling it's because we stopped battling. It's been years since our last battle, and I feel like it might have been the glue that held us all together.

That sounds likely. I know I couldn't possibly stop, and I doubt my team would handle retirement well either.

Out of curiosity, why did you stop?

Croagunk

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Croagunk Sun 11 May 2014 21:00:39 No.19176539 Report

Quoted By: >>19176608

>>19171802

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 21:05:30 No.19176608 Report

Quoted By:

>>19176539
What are all those Klefki behind you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 21:10:20 No.19176679 Report

Quoted By: >>19177201

>>19176270
It got too much for me, I had a little episode after a member of my team bit the dust.
Ancient history, really, but I just never thought of going back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 21:46:59 No.19177201 Report

Quoted By: >>19178199

>>19176679
Damn, sorry about your loss.

How did the others handle it? Did they, too, lose their desire to battle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 May 2014 22:40:12 No.19178199 Report

Quoted By:

>>19177201
It's fine, like I said, ancient history.
Only one of my pokemon was hit really hard by that, but she's over it.

And for the most part, everybody else was just happy to follow me in whatever path I chose, that's why I love these guys.

But I feel it's plateau'd, and I'm not sure where to go now.

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