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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:16:27 No.19264772 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19264785

What's the best way to serve a pokemon? For example, Grumpig would probably go nicely with mashed potatoes and gravy with caramelized onions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:19:38 No.19264785 Report

Quoted By: >>19265026

>>19264772
Magikarp tastes like dick, so that's out of the question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:20:50 No.19264787 Report

Quoted By: >>19264811

Which pokémon would you most like to eat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:23:03 No.19264798 Report

Quoted By: >>19264805 >>19265017

go to the restaurants in Lumiose, they explain the dishes in detail.

Also they even give you Slowpoke Tail, something that in G/S I thought was illegal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:24:47 No.19264805 Report

Quoted By: >>19264824

>>19264798
It IS illegal in Johto, presumably for cultural reasons.

I hear they'll even serve salted Sligoo in Kalos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:26:15 No.19264811 Report

Quoted By: >>19264835

>>19264787
gardevore

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:28:21 No.19264824 Report

Quoted By: >>19264866

>>19264805
fucking French would eat anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:29:41 No.19264835 Report

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>>19264811
Sounds kinky. Are you sure that's a thing that one would eat anywhere except in bed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:31:41 No.19264851 Report

Quoted By: >>19264866 >>19264867 >>19265013

So people eat pokemon, but would pokemon eat people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:32:43 No.19264866 Report

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>>19264851
Pokemon eat other Pokemon. Why would they give a shit if humans ate Pokemon as well?

>>19264824
Who are the French? I'm talking about the Kalosians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 09:32:45 No.19264867 Report

Quoted By: >>19264964 >>19265822

>>19264851
Vore thread

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Sun 18 May 2014 09:55:17 No.19264964 Report

Quoted By: >>19265015

>>19264867
like this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:05:08 No.19265013 Report

Quoted By: >>19265033 >>19265052

>>19264851
>long ago Kyurem came out at night and took people and Pokémon away to eat them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:05:50 No.19265015 Report

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>>19264964
Seviper (and snake-based Pokemon in general) will eat most any creature that it can fit in its maw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:06:14 No.19265017 Report

Quoted By: >>19265020

>>19264798
who wouldn't want to?

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:08:22 No.19265020 Report

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>>19265017
Apparently the Johtans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:10:03 No.19265026 Report

Quoted By: >>19265046

>>19264785
you sure?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:11:34 No.19265033 Report

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>>19265013
Well that's disturbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:12:57 No.19265039 Report

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i heard about this french dish where they get this tiny bird that feeds at night, keep it in the dark so it gorges itself, then drown it in cognac and eat the thing whole

you have to wear a cloth on your head to preserve the aroma, and also to hide from god.

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:13:01 No.19265040 Report

Quoted By: >>19265153

Where do trainers get all their food when they are lost in forsts and such? There arent any stores nearby, just wild plants and pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:14:40 No.19265046 Report

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>>19265026
Yes, I'm sure.

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXpfiEU34bY#t=166[/spoiler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:15:50 No.19265052 Report

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>>19265013
he is a scary motherfucker. His desire to be complete makes him eat other beings

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:19:41 No.19265067 Report

Quoted By: >>19265117

>Sinnoh Folk Tales

>"Sinnoh Folk Story 1"
"Pick clean the bones of Pokémon
caught in the sea or stream.
Thank them for the meals they
provide, and pick their bones clean.
When the bones are as clean as can
be, set them free in the water from
which they came.
The Pokémon will return, fully
fleshed, and it begins anew. "

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:21:19 No.19265069 Report

Quoted By: >>19265084

i still wonder, is there any meat in the anime? I mostly see pastries, salads and sandwiches but i dont think ive ever explicitly seen meat since the end of the 2nd gen.

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:23:22 No.19265079 Report

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>nobody has posted Farfetch'd yet
step it up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:24:34 No.19265084 Report

Quoted By: >>19265113 >>19265127

>>19265069
well, 1st gen had a lot of pokémon meat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:24:45 No.19265085 Report

Quoted By: >>19265093 >>19265110

Which pokemon do you think she is eating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:26:09 No.19265093 Report

Quoted By: >>19265108

>>19265085
a kiwi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:27:21 No.19265105 Report

Quoted By: >>19265122

I'd suck a bulbasaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:28:11 No.19265108 Report

Quoted By:

>>19265093
The bird or the fruit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:28:23 No.19265110 Report

Quoted By:

>>19265085
Torchic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:28:31 No.19265113 Report

Quoted By: >>19265126

>>19265084
Looks like animal meat to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:29:01 No.19265117 Report

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>>19265067
OOOH they don't mean you're catching the BONES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:29:54 No.19265122 Report

Quoted By:

>>19265105
For the best nutritional value, a Bulbasaur should always be steamed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:30:41 No.19265126 Report

Quoted By:

>>19265113
what are you talking about, there's a clauncher right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:30:41 No.19265127 Report

Quoted By: >>19265140 >>19265148

>>19265084
Is that a lobster? It doesn't look like a crustacean pokemon, it looks like a real lobster. Come to think of it, I remember seeing a pokemon card where spearow was eating a real worm. Can you catch and train real animals in the pokemon world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:32:59 No.19265140 Report

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>>19265127
Nope.

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:34:36 No.19265148 Report

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>>19265127
first season of the anime has a few animal appearances.

They totally disappeared in later gens. I think the artists just fucked up because pokémon was still new.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:35:57 No.19265153 Report

Quoted By:

>>19265040
>wild plants
>Pokémon
You just answered yourself
Also
>backpacks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:37:04 No.19265155 Report

Quoted By: >>19265225 >>19265358

Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As a Pokémon trainer, you need to understand that balance and respect all the Pokémon, from the crawling durant to the leaping deerling.

Let me explain: When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the deerling eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:37:25 No.19265157 Report

Quoted By: >>19265168 >>19265171 >>19265203

I would eat Poképuffs.

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:39:40 No.19265168 Report

Quoted By: >>19265177 >>19265203

>>19265157
I would eat Castelia Cones

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:39:47 No.19265171 Report

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>>19265157
it's not real chocolate

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:40:46 No.19265177 Report

Quoted By: >>19265194 >>19265203

>>19265168
I would eat Lava Cookies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:41:57 No.19265194 Report

Quoted By: >>19265199

>>19265177
I would eat Lumiose Galletes

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:43:30 No.19265199 Report

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>>19265194

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:44:39 No.19265203 Report

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>>19265177
>>19265168
>>19265157
>>19265199

I'd drink some milk

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:47:53 No.19265216 Report

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what does Kanto have? just vending machines with water?

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Sun 18 May 2014 10:50:36 No.19265225 Report

Quoted By: >>19265236 >>19265245 >>19265275

>>19265155
i'm not saying people shouldn't eat pokemons, I'm saying that some pokemon shouldn't be eaten because they resemblle humans too much.

Would you eat a greninja?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:54:15 No.19265236 Report

Quoted By:

>>19265225
dem frogs legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 10:57:08 No.19265245 Report

Quoted By: >>19265279

>>19265225
That sounds like discrimination to me.
Take you human-shape master race ideologies elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 11:02:27 No.19265275 Report

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>>19265225
i for one know what you'd eat, faggot.

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Sun 18 May 2014 11:03:18 No.19265279 Report

Quoted By: >>19265299

>>19265245
Which is it
>I don't eat meat at all
Why, do you think you are any different from a bear?

>I eat all meat, even human meat
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 11:05:58 No.19265299 Report

Quoted By: >>19265318

>>19265279
No, mang. The reason you don't eat human meat is because that would be cannibalism. Anything is fair game no matter what it is, so long as it's not cannibalism.

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Sun 18 May 2014 11:09:04 No.19265318 Report

Quoted By: >>19265339 >>19265356

>>19265299
What about apes?

If you had a timemachine, would you eat the human pre-volved forms because they aren't humans yet?

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 11:12:35 No.19265339 Report

Quoted By: >>19265410

>>19265318
Eh. If it's scientifically classified as a separate species that's good enough for me.

I just don't want to turn into a Wendigo. That's what happens to cannibals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 11:14:38 No.19265356 Report

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>>19265318
If i had a timemachine id go back in time, become jesus, and yes id fucking eat one yo know why? fuck you thats why.

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Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 11:15:01 No.19265358 Report

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>>19265155
SHE'S GONNA EAT ME

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Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Sun 18 May 2014 11:21:23 No.19265410 Report

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>>19265339
Well good for you
For me, eating things that aren't human but resemble it is still disturbing psychologiclly and so I wwon't eat it. not because they are better, but because eating them disgust me.

pic kinda related, because morlocks
(based on the book, not the movie)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 May 2014 12:37:23 No.19265822 Report

Quoted By:

>>19264867
Why would you want to be eaten by a pokemon?
And which one?

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