>>19284039>>19284045Ahh, horses, one of my favorite quadrupeds. You know you guys really could get along with /mlp/ quite easily, they seem to be the average maturity level of you pokemon /tr/ainers. You and your baseless theories, constantly trying to let other people down when we're all trying to enjoy something that's intended for children in the first place, with REALLY easy to predict changes in future titles.
Anyways horses, mares in particular, are really quite friendly once you get to know them. Why, after the first couple of times I did it with my mother's thoroughbred sarian she couldn't stand to stay more than a few meters away from me during the day. Getting all close to my face, wanting to be petted, it's really cute. I may have lost my human virginity a few years ago, but my real virginity belongs to her. I pounded that beautiful, winking ass like no other. Horses, you see, do this thing where if they're really in the mood they'll literally "wink" their vagina at you, with their tail raised and all. We didn't have any stallions you see, so come estrus eason one year she identified me as the clear alpha male near her and started giving me the signs. It was an honor to share those night with her. While not quite as versatile as the dolphin, equines also possess some fairly strong muscles in their vagina as well, able to squeeze you at her desire. It can just be so tight, so warm, you almost lose yourself in it. You just form such a tight bond when you have sex with a mare. I loved her, and she loved me. I miss that horse.
>>19284058>>19284113>>19284157Shut up faglord, the adults are talking. :^)
