Hey guys, sorry for the delay, got caught up with some internal affairs. For those not in the know: I'm doing a White2 Challenge Mode Pseudo-Randomizer Nuzlocke Run. Rules are as follows:>First pokemon/nickname/death blah blah basic Nuzlocke rules >If I have a revive item, I can use it once immediately on a fainted pokemon. If it was already revived once/ I do not have a revive to use immediately, the pokemon is kill. >No Pokemarts and only one use of the Pokecenter per town. I'm a beggar living off scraps from others Although Gen V is the give away gen, so shouldn't be too hard >Only the wild pokemon and trainer pokemon are randomized, types/stats/movesets will not be changed. >TMs will be randomized, but field items will still be the same. Previously:>Patrick Bateman and TopCunt go on an adventure >Bill Cosby the Solosis has joined our companionship >Rock Lobster the Anorith proved he has no moves >Water Gym was no match to the almighty Cosby Now, I will soon head on to a new patch of land, who will join our companionship this time???? ProTip: not anyone good
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>>19289592 Current team as of right now. Thank god for the razor shell TM.
I'll try to get to the new area ASAP so you fellas can join in on the fun and participate
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>>19289610 Time to get invincible
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>>19289592 DUBS GETS TO DECIDE IF YOU GET TO USE POKEGEN TO MAX THE STATS OF ONE POKEMON ON YOUR TEAM!!!!!!!!
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>>19289623 The worse version of Protect.
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>>19289645 Bill Cosby, roll
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>>19289645 Ignore the retard.
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>>19289627 look I'm not going to make the game any easier than it is.
>>19289649 No kidding, no one can learn it ;_;
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>>19289678 Don't worry Batemon. You're providing me entertainment while I grind the Maison. Currently on round 27.
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>>19289678 What a self-fulfilling prophecy; he says this place is rough, because he makes it so? how rude
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>>19289705 Randomizer working at its fullest
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>>19289705 No it means he plans on raping you.
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>>19289712 another child predator? there's a lot in this region. What's a good place to move to away from these degenerate
gentlemen Anonymous
>>19289705 >just finished panicgenning what I needed to before the apocalypse >Transistor soundtrack is out >now this fag is back Time for fun
See those fucking rocks there?
Pokeball, get it
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>>19289705 nothing can go wrong doing this
>>19289733 Already did buddy
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>>19289776 whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
and I had to see no-moves armaldo first on this route, before this and kyogre didn't I Anonymous
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>>19289792 I think so. Fuck it.
BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19289792 Cobalions are both easy to beat and find. but still give legendary amount of EXP. It's like Audino Hunting all over again.
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>>19289827 Kyogre flew by I guess. His natural habitat seems to be here anyways
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>>19289892 music just isn't the same nowadays
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>>19289923 HOENN CONFIRMED
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>>19289948 Sheeeeit that autocorrect.
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>>19289948 Shit, watch out for those fairies bro
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>>19289967 Random orgasms in front of the Pokemon Center.
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>>19289967 so what am I to expect here guys?
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>>19290020 I'm gonna guess an ice type
Get a great ball first
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>>19290041 Did that. 6 poke balls and 4 great balls, no one will be no match against my ball arsenal
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Anonymous
>>19290086 Not awful
>starter catch rates BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290099 IT'S NOT WORKING I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN
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>>19290058 Ball arsenal? You must get all of the ladies.
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>>19290132 YOU HAVE TO WEAKEN IT FIRST
THROW UP A LIGHT SCREEN AND GET ANORITH TO CRIPPLE IT
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>>19290132 is it worth it.
And no way I'm switching to Lobster now, it's raining and the prinplup has STAB bubble
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>>19290132 FUCK GET IN THERE
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>>19290148 You bet your hairy ass it is.
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>>19290148 >rain >not light screen ASK YOURSELF WHAT BATEMAN WOULD DO
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>>19290143 hidden power will kill it. psybeam is unreliable.
Lobster will die against prinplup ;_; the ultimate delima
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>>19290173 the light screen just wore off, the reflect was for Bill and Prinplup's tackle
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>>19290176 PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
AND MAKE IT
DOUBLE Anonymous
>>19290194 >THIS PINCH BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN THAT GREAT BALL
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>>19290194 Dubs, for the love of God.
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>>19290223 >Off by one This is a bad omen
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>>19290322 See if it can learn Zap Cannon
Considering how bad it busted your nuts I wouldnt be shocked if it could learn a 50acc move
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>>19290322 Like Reddit IRL, it made the rest of the community worse.
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>>19290361 Holy shit. Ready the LeReddit Cannon.
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>>19290361 Sure is a cheeky kunt
What about razor shell or NotProtect?
BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290361 Brave and "quick tempered"
how horrible
I'm debating using my pokecenter use in virbank complex now, or wait until before the gym. What do dubs recommend?
Anonymous
>>19290381 Heal. Purchase items with the money gained from the Gym.
BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290399 >>No Pokemarts and only one use of the Pokecenter per town. despite the dubs
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>>19290399 So it must be.
Before you go off to the gym there's 1 Tm on the east side of the complex past a worker I think.
If you beat all 3 workers you get a tm from their boss
Anonymous
>>19290406 Fuck forgot that rule. On a side note, my Maison streak was ended by a Reversal Costa Berry Escavalier on Round 42.
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>>19290399 >>19290432 I think I will go to the pokecenter regardless, but no shopping. so hopefully I can power through the workers and still be healthy to fight the gym
Anonymous
>>19290463 Talk to people in houses, might be a potion or 2 for you
All else fails sift through trash
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>>19290495 >>19290463 Yes. Look through garbage for meds and balls like the filthy bum you are.
BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290495 got an antidote, burn heal, poke doll, and a silk scarf, but no potions
scavenging in the pokemon world is hard
Anonymous
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>>19290528 I'm not going to even bother asking for this one
>mfw it turns out roxie is a fire type Anonymous
>>19290543 You could probably ditch growl honestly.
Also, can it learn razor shell? It has a brave nature so that wont be the worst for it
BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290543 What is this, Anorith/Armaldo region? Seems to be in every route.
>>19290591 replaced bubble with razorshell, it's destroying the workers with the rain adding on to it.
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>>19290620 it's what ur mum said about u lol kek top #rekt :^) BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290646 shit that burn was too strong
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>>19290670 shaking grass, this makes me sad I can't catch it ;_;
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>>19290684 Fugg, in Castelia's 2sq Foot park you should trigger shaking grass for the fuck of it for your first encounter
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>>19290684 nothing like boosting morale among his workers like being humiliated by a kid
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>>19290713 What about the east side TM? Its near water
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>>19290722 actually better...
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>>19290739 >inb4 only rocklobster learns it BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290739 unless only the physical attackers can learn it.
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>>19290758 Hey, Zap Cannon after a tail glow aint no joke
BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290769 >50% hit rate is it worth all the other coverage moves its got?
>Peck >Metal Claw >Razor Shell Anonymous
>>19290789 Probably not. If anything ZC is a last resort
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>>19290829 not in the best shape, but time to challenge
THE VIRBANK GYM
>Fresh Water is my only healing item BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19290864 GROUND!?
DRAGON!?
I'm seriously hoping for the former.
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>>19290887 dragon was a good run while it lasted Anonymous
>>19290932 ONCE YOU SLAY AXEW, HOOK REDDIT UP WITH TAIL GLOW AND PRAY TO GOD EACH ZAP CANNON HITS
GO STRAIGHT TO ROXIE IF YOU CAN TOO
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>>19290952 this isn't even fair
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>>19290965 oh god
switched in
got hit by a crit Assurance
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>>19291069 PENGUIN EGGS IN ONE BASKET
ZAP CANNON HIS BITCH ASS AND PRAY FOR THE HIT AS WELL AS PARALYSIS TRIGGERING
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>>19291117 LIVE thank you reflect, and some of you said I should have removed it Anonymous
>>19291135 >>19291135 Did you use your Fresh Water? It's time to slay the dragon
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>>19291153 not yet
>mfw that was just the first of two trainers, and then there's still the gym leader Anonymous
>>19291171 Do you have to beat the other guy? Roxie is right there
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>>19291181 >she can't hear it's too loud! have to beat her back up musicians first.
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>>19291191 Shieet
Well, time to nut up, chances are you're getting a Deino next, and that mean more Dragon Rage
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>>19291191 2nd one went off without any drama. phew
okay guys, time to consult the dubs again.
should I drop peck with tail glow and use zap cannon, or would the chance of a Gibble/Garbite/Vibrava be too risky. dubs decide
Anonymous
>>19291221 Drop Peck. If you get something Ground type Razor shell is neutral.
Plebbit the Penguin needs to become real Super Sand Lesbian
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>>19291238 Reroll for luck based carnage
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>>19291255 well here goes nothing
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>>19291265 Let those dubs guide the supercharged Zap Cannon to victory
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>>19291265 You can do it Batemon
Heart of the cards, power of friendship, yadda yadda
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>>19291265 forgot to mention that I saw bubblebeam was one level away, so I went ahead and leveled up once
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>>19291314 so far glowing bubblebeams are working! but if something faster than Leddit over here comes by, I'm a goner
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>>19291314 Oh man even a NVE Bubblebeam with a tail glow boost stands a solid chance at shredding your foes.
Show them the error of their ways
one fuckup and you're dead though BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
>>19291333 >trips >one fuckup and you're dead though ...
it was faster Anonymous
>>19291346 S-shit
Vibrava is terrible though, surely you can pull a win out of your ass
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>>19291346 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>19291359 not with slowsosis and lv 12 lobster
>But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing...... Anonymous
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>>19291368 RIP in piece
Plebbit was 2brave
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>>19291368 so uh, thanks to all 2 or 3 of you guys who went along with this.
dubs decide to keep going with this team (twisting the
>If I have a revive item, I can use it once immediately on a fainted pokemon. If it was already revived once/ I do not have a revive to use immediately, the pokemon is kill rule and give the 3 pokemon one "mark", or just start a new adventure.
either ways, it's 3 in the morning for me here, gonna wait until some mystery time tomorrow
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>>19291404 slow night?
>inb4 no one cares BatemonNuzlocke !0tTX6DE6aQ
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>>19291404 >>19291527 no one cares
dubs says you should stop playing forever
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>>19291527 Dubs confirm you restart tomorrow
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>>19291404 start at new adveture!
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>>19291404 start a new one and git gud this time faggot
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>>19291566 >>19291404 >samefagging this hard sorry guys. i just wanted to sleep. cya
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>>19291572 >>19291566 Fucking faggot your input doesn't count
For you utter faggotry I vote to stop shitting up this board
/saged
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>>19291632 Global rule #7 anon.