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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 16:39:47 No.19294226 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19294707 >>19295298 >>19296412 >>19298021 >>19298847 >>19298967 >>19299032 >>19300147 >>19301765

Think of a Pokemon.
Got it?
That Pokemon is making your favorite dinner. How does it go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 16:43:20 No.19294259 Report

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No.

You can't even cook, Ponyta. Get out of the kitchen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 16:47:34 No.19294300 Report

Quoted By: >>19294309

Sceptile, I think i'm gonna enjoy dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 16:48:30 No.19294309 Report

Quoted By: >>19294568

>>19294300
>being a veterinarian

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 16:48:54 No.19294317 Report

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>Mawile

Well.. at least you can't fuck up Hamburgers, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 16:49:29 No.19294325 Report

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>Snorlax

"Wow. How did you know that I lik- DID YOU JUST EAT IT ALL?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 16:51:18 No.19294341 Report

Quoted By: >>19294497

>Porygon2
Does it have cooking software?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:04:29 No.19294497 Report

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>>19294341
It's basically the phsyical embodiment of the Pokemon universe's Google, so probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:07:39 No.19294534 Report

Quoted By: >>19297444

>Magnemite
How am I supposed to eat this when you keep attracting all the cutlery, there's no way in hell I can cut this steak with a plastic knife!
>rest of night is spent detaching Magnemite from the grill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:12:01 No.19294568 Report

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>>19294309
>Implying a forest preserver would actually eat plants instead of meat.
And the pokedex implies he eats meat... so yeah.
I actually though of Sceptile too so I think I'm going to enjoy my food.

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Tue 20 May 2014 17:14:55 No.19294600 Report

Quoted By: >>19295266

>Typhlosion
>cooks BBQ chicken they way I make it

Fuck yea, turns out awesome as fuck.

When a black man says your chicken is good, you have done something right in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:16:57 No.19294619 Report

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>tyranitar
guess I'll have some nice pile of sand for a dinner

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:24:51 No.19294682 Report

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>Cinccino makes beef stew

Err....how?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:26:26 No.19294695 Report

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>Charizard
F-fire types are good at cooking, right? I'll get more than just chared remains of what used to be food, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:28:59 No.19294707 Report

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>>19294226
_HE BETTER NOT FUCK UP MY SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:29:06 No.19294710 Report

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But he's the dinner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:35:08 No.19294754 Report

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>Standing on its hind legs freed its forelegs and made it smarter. It is very forgetful, however.

if it manages not to start a fire, it might not be so bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 17:38:42 No.19294796 Report

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>Forretress making Chinese food

That's probably going to turn out like shit. Spikes and pebbles on the plate, no thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 18:29:23 No.19295164 Report

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>Dragonite
>Cajun Style boiled peanuts

Not too bad, Dragonite has hands so he can dump the spices on the peanuts and the ingredients for the boiling water as well as boiling it. Gonna be cash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 18:44:14 No.19295266 Report

Quoted By: >>19295827

>>19294600
Nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 18:44:24 No.19295267 Report

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No porygon-z
stop
that's not how you make pizza
you just dumped a whole bag of salt on top
stop refreezing it, it's ok

porygon-z

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 18:47:32 No.19295298 Report

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>>19294226
It's mud.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 19:43:57 No.19295782 Report

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No Garchomp, you cannot use your fins to flip the pancakes, just stop.
How did you get them stuck on your arm? Why is there one on your head.
Goddamnit Garchomp.

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Tue 20 May 2014 19:48:21 No.19295827 Report

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>>19295266
>tfw I'm white as fuck
>not realising the difference between blacks and niggers

/pol/ plz go

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 20 May 2014 20:11:55 No.19295993 Report

Quoted By: >>19297405

>Pyroar

Luckily, I have no favorite dinner. But I suppose there's no real way to fuck up a peanut butter sandwich, though it might end up a little toasted.

Which is okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 20:49:27 No.19296412 Report

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>>19294226
SCRAFTY STOP FUCKING SPITTING ACID ON MY FOOD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 21:12:57 No.19296668 Report

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Splendidly. I imagine that, next, he'll dip his tail in the sauce to spread it on the dough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 22:24:33 No.19297405 Report

Quoted By: >>19298373

>>19295993
There's only so much a lion can get done with just paws and a slobbering mouth.
That sandwich would be a mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 22:26:32 No.19297437 Report

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Mewtwo. It uses it's powers to read my mind to determine what I like and uses it's psychic powers to prep everything at once and makes it turn out perfectly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 22:27:02 No.19297444 Report

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>>19294534
>the following months are spent replacing all of the electronic equipment in your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 22:31:53 No.19297516 Report

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>Ludicolo
It'll probably just turn it into a Mexican dish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 22:31:57 No.19297517 Report

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2big4stove

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 22:33:32 No.19297543 Report

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Mega Gardevoir, for mega dinner

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 22:54:19 No.19297797 Report

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>Magmortar
>scallops
why sear seafood when you can SET IT ON FIRE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 May 2014 23:08:29 No.19298021 Report

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>>19294226
>Strawberries and cream.
Cutely.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Tue 20 May 2014 23:33:41 No.19298373 Report

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>>19297405
Haha, you're right.

It would be cute to watch him try, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 00:21:01 No.19298821 Report

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No amount of handwashing would make this okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 00:23:28 No.19298847 Report

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>>19294226
>Dunsparce cooking barbecue brisket
Heheheh
HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 00:35:12 No.19298967 Report

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>>19294226
>Lugia is so massive its wings crush my house
The meal would have a lot of fiber.

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Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 00:41:28 No.19299032 Report

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>>19294226
>it just sits on the platter and hands me a spoon.

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Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 01:10:19 No.19299330 Report

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Well, unless we're making kabobs it might be difficult to manipulate anything.

Borrego

Borrego Wed 21 May 2014 02:21:18 No.19300136 Report

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Serperior will make a mess, or a fascinating meal desrving of a classy dinner... or just some cereal, doesn't matter i'm happy anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 02:22:01 No.19300147 Report

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>>19294226
what if I don't have a favorite food?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 03:03:58 No.19300514 Report

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>Trubbish
Yeah...That is GOOD. My teeth feel gritty, and I'm gonna lie down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 04:56:22 No.19301765 Report

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>>19294226
>Regigigas
Probably tries to cook it in a Crock-Pot or some shit

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