>you arrive at the Celadon hotel, tired from all the walking you did to reach the city that day. You are handed the key to your room when you hear a familiar voice from behind you.
"Hey, anon, what's up!"
>you turn around and see that it's your long time rival, but friend, Doucheface.
>"Just checking in for the night," you reply
"Funny we got here at the same time, right? How about a-"
>"I don't really want a battle right now, Doucheface. I'm tired."
"Hold on there, dork, I wasn't gonna say battle. I was just gonna ask if you wanted to chill and eat something!"
>"O-oh. Right. Yeah that sounds cool."
>You and Doucheface go to the elevator, your rooms are on the same floor. Once you exit the elevator Doucheface leads you to his room and opens the door. There's a double bed. Vain Doucheface wanting the best for himself again, god he was a jerk.
"I'll ring up room service, you see if there's anything on TV."
>You sit on the end of the bed and flick through the channels, suddenly the remote stops working and the TV gets stuck on a movie called Brokeback Mt.Moon. Doucheface turns and laughs before he dials on the phone.
"What the hell, anon? You wanna watch that film?"
>"No, the stupid remote stopped working!"
>Doucheface sits himself down on the edge of the bed and dials on the phone.
"You dingus."
>Doucheface orders pizza while you fiddle with the remote. You try removing and replacing the batteries, but the channel won't change. Not even from the set.
>"It's either this or nothing, Doucheface."
"It's something. We can watch it for a while."
>Doucheface rolls over onto his front and kicks his shoes off, he crawls to the end of the bed and watches. After a few minutes there's a knock at the door. You go to answer and take the pizza from the guy who delivered it, just the one.
"Would you smell that pizza, anon?"
>Doucheface takes a sniff at the pizza, close to your waist.
"Smells good."
