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Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:21:21 No.19329335 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19329488 >>19329606

>you can find level 50 Metapod in Unova
>no Caterpie or Butterfree anywhere
>JUST level 50 Metapod
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:27:07 No.19329408 Report

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>you can catch what basically amount to what people perceive as gods or at the very least mythical creatures that they've heard about only in stories
>they don't immediately shit themselves or say anything when you throw out Reshiram, Zekrom and Kyurem in a triple battle
I don't expect them to surrender, I just expect them to say SOMETHING, you know? Maybe after the battle? A simple "HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU GET FUCKING ARCEUS ARE YOU A WIZARD?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:32:36 No.19329465 Report

Quoted By: >>19329482

There was a trainer from Kanto who was always bullied about how tiny and weird looking shw was. She was picked on especially by her mom, who was disappointed her daughter couldn't follow in her footsteps of becoming a beauty pageant queen. Her one pokemon was a beautiful butterfree that she ran away to Unova with. She put it in the daycare and hatched a bunch of caterpie eggs. She'd then train those to level 50 only allowing them to evolve into a Metapod but no further. She then released them all into the wild saying "One day a trainer will find you and you'll hatch into a beautiful butterfree just like your mom. Why couldn't I ever become a beautiful butterfree?" Then she committed Suzuki.

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Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:34:30 No.19329482 Report

Quoted By: >>19329528

>>19329465
Wow, Anon, way to make it dark.

Now I'll never be able to accept any other answer to that question.

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Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:34:49 No.19329485 Report

Quoted By: >>19329511

>Normal and fighting types are not weak to poison
>how TM/HM works, it's a cd but.. It has a movie inside? The trainer makes his pokemon swallow it? The pokemon have a CD driver somewhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:34:57 No.19329488 Report

Quoted By: >>19329497

>>19329335
>it's clearly possible to release multiple Pokemon from their balls at once (see: triple battles)
>The super evil team admins don't send out all four of their Pokes at once to gangrape my Wartortle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:36:31 No.19329497 Report

Quoted By: >>19329643

>>19329488 (You)
>This

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:37:41 No.19329507 Report

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Whoever at Gamefreak decided from Gen 3 and onward Pokemon needed a grimdark story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:38:00 No.19329511 Report

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>>19329485
You get a video viewer in Red for TMs, don't you? They don't mention it in other games, but I guess it's implied you put the CD in your pokedex and it plays a video that shows the pokemon how to perform the move. Why the Pokedex, which come loaded up with a fucking RADIO in some games, doesn't include some videos pre-installed, I'll never know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:40:18 No.19329528 Report

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>>19329482
You're welcome. Also, no one ever caught her metapod and evolved them as her dying wish because they're shitmon and who wants a level 51 butterfree with harden

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:45:52 No.19329588 Report

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>Zweilous evolves at level 64
>find level 59 Hydreigon in the wild

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Gabriel/Tewi: 5069 - 4037 - 2084 {1571} {3149} Fri 23 May 2014 18:47:24 No.19329606 Report

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>>19329335
You could actually catch Butterfree in the shaking grass.
If you were lucky

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:51:25 No.19329643 Report

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>>19329497
>(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 18:53:00 No.19329653 Report

Quoted By: >>19329752

One thing I've always been confused by is how people heal pokemon. Like you know in caves there's some doctor that can heal them? What do they use? Their doctor skills. And what about when your friend, like Shauna, is following you and they can heal your pokemon? Is there some device they use? Why can't I get one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 19:02:29 No.19329752 Report

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>>19329653
They have a lot of Revives, Potions, and Elixirs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 19:32:23 No.19330024 Report

Quoted By: >>19330318

Where do wild pokemon go after they faint? Do they just lay there in the grass unconscious? Do other predatory pokemon eat the unconscious pokes?

What if you defeat a legend like Dialga, does he just lay there unconscious and time stops?

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Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Fri 23 May 2014 20:00:31 No.19330290 Report

Quoted By: >>19330393

Dugtrio and Magneton have genders, even though they're basically three individuals.

I'm still kinda trying to figure that one out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 May 2014 20:02:19 No.19330318 Report

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>>19330024
>use earthquake on a pokemon that used dig
>it dies underground with no way for the trainer to get to it

Kinda bummed me out when I killed one in game like that yesterday.

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Generic Tripfag !X6y.k.AZE6 Fri 23 May 2014 20:09:53 No.19330393 Report

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>>19330290
>Dugtrio
The three all have the same gender.

>Magneton
But Magneton are genderless.

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