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Post stories where you made your opponents cry delicious, delicious tears.
I'll start, but to first tell you my story, I have to tell you the story of Destroyer, the Kangaskhan.
>See a battle video online of someone using Mega Kangaskhan
>Seems like a solid Pokemon, alright, I'll bite
>IV breed for a 4-perfect IV Kangaskhan with Adamant nature
>Super-Train it to have max attack and HP
>Give it Dizzy Punch, Return, Sucker Punch, and Power-Up Punch, as well as Kangaskhanite.
>Much later, it is now level 100.
>Use it in a few battles against friends.
>Rarely ever goes down, sweeps teams on it's own without a baton pass, and when it does faint, my opponent only has like 2 Pokemon left.
>Sweet jesus, the power.
>Some 6 year old walks up to me and my friends with his 3DS and Pokemon Y
>Wants to battle
>Alright, let's go.
>Kid has an entire legendary team, I'm using normal Pokemon.
>But I have Destroyer
>I believe I can win this
>Almost die to the kid's Darkrai, but manage to wake up and kill it with a power-up punch.
>Sweep his entire team with Destroyer.
>Kid is in tears.
>I kinda feel bad, and tell him "Better luck next time."
>He runs off crying, and my friends start laughing, and eventually so do I.
>None can beat Destroyer.
I'll start, but to first tell you my story, I have to tell you the story of Destroyer, the Kangaskhan.
>See a battle video online of someone using Mega Kangaskhan
>Seems like a solid Pokemon, alright, I'll bite
>IV breed for a 4-perfect IV Kangaskhan with Adamant nature
>Super-Train it to have max attack and HP
>Give it Dizzy Punch, Return, Sucker Punch, and Power-Up Punch, as well as Kangaskhanite.
>Much later, it is now level 100.
>Use it in a few battles against friends.
>Rarely ever goes down, sweeps teams on it's own without a baton pass, and when it does faint, my opponent only has like 2 Pokemon left.
>Sweet jesus, the power.
>Some 6 year old walks up to me and my friends with his 3DS and Pokemon Y
>Wants to battle
>Alright, let's go.
>Kid has an entire legendary team, I'm using normal Pokemon.
>But I have Destroyer
>I believe I can win this
>Almost die to the kid's Darkrai, but manage to wake up and kill it with a power-up punch.
>Sweep his entire team with Destroyer.
>Kid is in tears.
>I kinda feel bad, and tell him "Better luck next time."
>He runs off crying, and my friends start laughing, and eventually so do I.
>None can beat Destroyer.
