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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:43:16 No.19382279 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19382445 >>19382480 >>19382586 >>19386462 >>19388316 >>19388341 >>19388434 >>19388505 >>19389419 >>19390552

Think of your favorite Pokemon

Got it?

Now, write about it like some faggot who hates it would.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:46:23 No.19382304 Report

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Durrrr look at it's stupid face. It's literally just a tiger dog. Only furfags and barafags use this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:46:26 No.19382305 Report

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OH MAN TYRANTRUM SUCKS HUGE POOPY DICKS ITS A T-REX THATS SO UNORIGINAL AND HOW DOES IT EVEN HAVE HAIR WTF ITS MOVESET IS SHIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:51:24 No.19382385 Report

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HORRIBLY DESIGNED ICE DRAGON! JUST LIKE ALL GEN 5 LEGENDAIRIES! IT'S FORMS ARE SO OP'D. FUCK THIS FAGGOT SHIT.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:53:29 No.19382410 Report

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>Talonflame used Brave Bird!
>Geodude used Rock Throw!
>Azumarill used Aqua Jet!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:54:26 No.19382426 Report

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>just a dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:55:56 No.19382445 Report

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>>19382279
>It literally just gets bigger.
>Only furfags would like that useless piece of shit.
>It looks like shit without the fire on.
It hurts to say those things, even ironically, about my bro. ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:59:13 No.19382480 Report

Quoted By: >>19382505 >>19382508 >>19382562 >>19388251 >>19388316

>>19382279
She's shit because she isn't female-only, Otherwise, She'd be fucking top-tier. I'd probably use her frequently also. Male is what ruined both her, and her line. That IS the only problem with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:01:16 No.19382500 Report

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>mono grass
>waifumon of the worst kind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:01:49 No.19382505 Report

Quoted By: >>19382527 >>19382551

>>19382480

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:01:56 No.19382508 Report

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>>19382480
>she

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:03:27 No.19382523 Report

Quoted By: >>19389189

LOL did you have much of a bad hair day? XD. Dunsparce mega evo when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:03:37 No.19382527 Report

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>>19382505
>>19382508
>not getting the theme of the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:04:01 No.19382533 Report

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>Aegislash
piece of shit smogon faggotry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:05:53 No.19382551 Report

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>>19382505
No shit. I wrote it ironically, you fool.

Read what the OP said. There are actually people who hate Goodra because it isn't female-only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:06:55 No.19382562 Report

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>>19382480
10/10, almost believed you were that guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:07:04 No.19382565 Report

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>>19382551
There's also people who hate Goodra that shitpost by pretending to love it to make other people hate it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:07:04 No.19382566 Report

Quoted By: >>19382582

you're waifu a shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:07:40 No.19382575 Report

Quoted By: >>19382593 >>19388389

Look at this piece of shit.

They literally took Porygon2's arms and broke them. Whoop de fucking do.

And that fucking head, gosh! "Hurr let's turn his head upside fucking down and give him circle eyes to make him h4xxorz!!1!!"

This Pokemon is the reason I castrated
myself and fed it to my 5-year old.

And you know what? I could forgive all that... If it wasn't 100% Genderless.

LOOK AT THE FUCKING THING!! IT'S CLEARLY TOO FEMININE TO BE GENDERLESS! LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING HIPS GODDAMNIT! I WOULD FUCK IT'S USB PORT ALL NIGHT FUCKING LONG!

The only redeeming thing about it is that it evolves from Porygon2, who evolves from Porygon who is from Gen 1 and we all know Gen 1 is the best gen and every gen that came after it sucks ass (except for gen 6 because of my sexy Goodra waifu. I LOVE YOU GOODRELLA!!!)

*sigh*

So how did I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:08:40 No.19382582 Report

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>>19382566
>you're waifu a shit
Don't you mean "your"?

I'm well aware that's the joke, but someone is going to say it so it might as well be me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:08:47 No.19382583 Report

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>Only liked by fucking edgelords
>Have to be literally autistic to grind it to level 64 just to get it to evolve into something even half-usable
>I laugh every time my Gardevoir oneshots it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:08:55 No.19382586 Report

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>>19382279
>outclassed by most dragons after gen III
>he gave it special attacks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:09:50 No.19382593 Report

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>>19382575
>LOOK AT THE FUCKING THING!! IT'S CLEARLY TOO FEMININE TO BE GENDERLESS! LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING HIPS GODDAMNIT! I WOULD FUCK IT'S USB PORT ALL NIGHT FUCKING LONG!

My sides are in orbit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:10:51 No.19382600 Report

Quoted By: >>19382621

AHAHAH LOOK AT THIS FUCK LOOK HOW STUPID IT IS
>more often female than male even though it's clearly a male (lel tranny)
>mediocre bulk
>shit speed
>can survive maybe two turns in a competitive game
>it's like the only people who would use it are barafags who don't want to seem gay so they pick a predominantly male pokemon
>switched from the formerly shittiest type to the newest shittiest type in Gen6
>physical fairy lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:12:20 No.19382621 Report

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>>19382600
*predominantly female

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:24:44 No.19382777 Report

Quoted By: >>19382805 >>19389155 >>19389177

Wow look at this fucking edgemaster
>Edgy pokedex entry
>Shitty scene hair
>Another god damn bird introduced in the worst pokemon generation
>Intimitate/Reckless as abilities because them edges aren't sharp enough already
>Good stats and movepool to appeal to HO plebs
>Ow the edge

If you don't think this pokemon isn't for grim dark edgelords you're literally 12. LITERALLY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:26:45 No.19382805 Report

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>>19382777
Fucking lost it at Intimidate/Reckless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:31:07 No.19382860 Report

Quoted By: >>19383056

They took Barney the fucking dinosaur, gave it wings, and painted it orange. Why isn't it perpetually angry and therefore badass like all the other psuedos? Plus it's fat, not slender and elegant like Dragonair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:43:19 No.19383037 Report

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Jesus Christ why did they even make these shitbags?

>Espurr = Asperger
>Meowstic = Autistic
>Male is broken and for skill-less fags
>Female is shit and for furfags
>People like le autism cat

Go back to reddit and tumblr espurr/meowstic fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:44:36 No.19383056 Report

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>>19382860
>Why isn't it perpetually angry and therefore badass like all the other psuedos?

Goodra.
Conveniently enough they both ruined their evo lines

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 23:54:05 No.19383208 Report

Quoted By: >>19390590

So one day I'm in my room minding my own business and this guy comes and says he has a dragon for me. I'm all "Holy shit a real dragon? Why would you give it away", and he blushes and mutters something about gender
An hour later he comes in with this box, and I ask him why he's wheeling a dragon around in a box. As soon as he realizes I'm there he runs off, leaving this dragon in a box
So I decide that if I have a fucking dragon I might as well have a look. I open the box and out comes this fat white thing with green dots on it. Bloody thing drools over my carpet and just sits there like a dumb fuck. I'm all "I was expecting a goddamn dragon, and I get this piece of shit.
So I quickly gesture it towards the garage to get a closer look and it's kinda gooey. It's like somebody made a jelly Dragonite, but was really shit at it. As I'm looking at it it grabs a pen and paper and starts writing something about how it was molested and it's old trainer wanted it to be female. I don't give a fuck, it's a slime, why does it have a gender. I'm trying to call this fuck to get him to take his thing back and he yelled something about it being my problem now. Well shit, what does this thing eat. One sec, there's a guy with a Sylveon at the door, and he's muttering something about feet under his breath...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 00:18:22 No.19383572 Report

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>Grass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 00:19:29 No.19383585 Report

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It's pink. It's for girls. ur gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 00:41:29 No.19383895 Report

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Furbait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 00:49:29 No.19384014 Report

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piece of shit mothra-ass mother fucker. knock-knock. who's there? rocks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 01:03:48 No.19384203 Report

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It's stats are shit, and it's ugly as shit, and fuck that shit, and it's mega is shit and can only do one thing, and it's mega totally ruined the theme it had going and only faggots run Mega-Mawile and regular mawile is for Waifufags and it can't even baton pass good and baton pass is for faggots anyway and it's stupid and ugly and shit.

This hurts, OP, please let me stop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 01:08:46 No.19384263 Report

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YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FUCK IT

Its true

Knyvz 0361-6923-9432 [Togepi, Mawile, Red Floette]

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Knyvz 0361-6923-9432 [Togepi, Mawile, Red Floette] Wed 28 May 2014 01:09:25 No.19384271 Report

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Oh look, a cow. How original GF. Big tits having stupid smirk wearing burger fuck. And It's shiny is blue? I bet you name it something gay like "Blue bell" and give her "Milk Drink" and "Heal Bell" so she's OP as fuck and then you give her "Leftovers" so she can be even more OP. God you make me so sick with your unstoppable hurt train of death and destruction...What's that? You give her "Return" too? What, so you can show her lots of love and affection and have her one-shot EVERYTHING? And her Ability is Scrappy so she can hit everything too? God I hate your stupid bitch face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 01:11:10 No.19384292 Report

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Look, there's one thing they're good for, and that's beating up for the huge EXP payout. That's it. Isn't the point of a Pokémon to be, well, used? Who the hell would use this? I mean, it's not that it's ugly - it's just a generic-ass normal-type. Or a generic, normal ass-type. Take your pick.

Pokémon Centers in Unova should have used cool Pokémon as nurses, like Sigilyph, or maybe Sawk and Throh.

I feel filthy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 01:11:16 No.19384294 Report

Quoted By: >>19384352

>furbait
>autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 01:12:05 No.19384305 Report

Quoted By: >>19384352

What are you 12? Liking furbait piece of shit
Why are you in smash bros and not mewtwo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 01:12:52 No.19384315 Report

Quoted By: >>19388207

This is an over designed piece of shit. It might actually have potential if it gained a secondary fighting type. What the fuck was Gamefreak thinking? This shit looks like a Digimon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 01:15:18 No.19384352 Report

Quoted By: >>19388520

>>19384294
>furfags
>edgy as fuck with it's dark type and red/black colour scheme
>yet still worse than >>19384305 and less successful despite trying to replicate its success
>shitty movie
>useless gimmick thanks to team preview
>weak to fighting, fairy, bug and can't stomach anything less than a resisted hit anyways
>another fucking fox
n-no more op ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 03:55:59 No.19386462 Report

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>>19382279
How can you like Weavile? It's a fucking ice type and dies to just about anything.

Ocean 5043-3032-0804 (Phantump, Banette, Golurk)

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Ocean 5043-3032-0804 (Phantump, Banette, Golurk) Wed 28 May 2014 06:28:01 No.19388143 Report

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>It's literally just three Magnemites glued to eachother
>Genwunner
>Diglett used Mud-Slap
>It's not in OU so it must be shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 06:38:00 No.19388201 Report

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>using rain
>implying swift swim is better than based unburden
>Surf surf surf surf gg how fun
>freeze dry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 06:39:45 No.19388207 Report

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>>19384315
What does over designed even mean?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 06:43:55 No.19388229 Report

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Boing boing boing all day fucking boing boing FUCK THAT SHIT
I HATE BOUNCY PIGS
IT'S ALL THE DO. BOUNCING AROUND AND SHITTING ON YOUR DINNER TABLE FUCK YOU

Also what the fuck, stupid ass fucking thick fat?
Worst ability ever, that's what makes mega venusaur still bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 06:48:46 No.19388251 Report

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>>19382480
I'm not going to lie
I almost fell for this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 06:50:36 No.19388262 Report

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>Go back to reddit with your maymay pokemon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 06:53:59 No.19388282 Report

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I can't seriously be the only one who hates this piece of shit.

To begin with who in their right mind would even use this trash in their team? Flying Psychic? If I wanted to get fucked by stealth rocks I would take my rapid spinners off my team and then MAYBE I would consider running this guy. His move pool doesn't even help his case considering his Spec Attack isn't even that high compared to LITERALLY every other pokemon in the entire game.

So then you are probably thinking, "Well at least his design is go-" I can't even think about wasting the keystrokes about saying anything positive about his design. It's like they told a kid to draw what he thought Mayan Civilizations used to believe in and he took out a bunch of random as fuck crayola crayons and then when they asked for it's name. Then the little fucker sneezed and the noface ninten-tard suits pieced it together, "achoo. AchU!. Xachu!. Xatu! yeah great fucking name just slap him onto the game and give him a preevolve form where it's just his fucking head with a smaller red thing on it.

10/10 nintendo. Thanks a lot for another quality pokemon to put in the Garchomp pile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 06:59:06 No.19388309 Report

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>lol its based off niggers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:00:30 No.19388316 Report

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>>19382279
>oh god I'm vomiting sand everywhere
>OW THE EDGE
>[Pokemon] used [Move]! It's Super Effective!
>>19382480
Uncanny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:03:06 No.19388341 Report

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>>19382279
>Graveler

enjoy your useless stone.

ChampuMusty !Ho4BAxol6o

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ChampuMusty !Ho4BAxol6o Wed 28 May 2014 07:06:57 No.19388367 Report

Quoted By: >>19388400

>Only edgey furfag kids like that shit.
>Eeveelution
>No offensive stats
>slow
>shallow move pool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:10:19 No.19388389 Report

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>>19382575
Porygon-Z is probably the sickest "joke" Game Freak has ever shat out for the decent citizens of this world.
Remember what happened with Porygon in the Anime? Oh, yeah, that's right, it sent thousands of poor, innocent children to the hospital with seizures. And what does Game Freak do? They make them relive that traumatic experience with a sharply contrasting red-and-blue Pokemon with dilated eyes that's constantly prone to involuntary spasmodic fits.
Those monsters are proof that two bombs wasn't nearly enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:12:22 No.19388400 Report

Quoted By: >>19389018

>>19388367
>strong defensive stats
>toxic stall by nature
>foul play in previous gen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:17:27 No.19388427 Report

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>No moves
>lel Guts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:18:35 No.19388434 Report

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>>19382279
Looka dis pizza shit.
How unoriginal can you get, slap a scarf and a headdress onto Minccino and could you tell the difference? No. You couldn't. And you're a faggot if you think you could.
Not to mention this thing can't take a hit for its life, get one shot by splash you furry ball of crap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:24:08 No.19388469 Report

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What the fuck is this shit? Back in my days there were 151 Pokemon and none of them were a gay-ass set of keys with a stupid dog-face. And all it does is spam screens and spikes. If it wasn't for its broken-ass ability and shitty special snowflake typing it wouldn't even be an annoyance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:27:02 No.19388488 Report

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>Useless abilities
>Completely outclassed in its type
>No Mega, just proving how superior Gardevoir is

What kind of edgy fuck has blades for arms anyway, I mean seriously.

And don't even get me started on those hips, whose poor Ferrothorn did he swallow?

;_ ;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:27:18 No.19388490 Report

Quoted By: >>19388513

Oh look, yet another overdesigned shitty gen 4 evolution. Too slow to even be good and its defenses are shit. Literally only one good physical electric type move. Why even bother using this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:29:28 No.19388505 Report

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>>19382279
>muh nostalgia
>muh genwun
>bird yeezus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:30:31 No.19388513 Report

Quoted By: >>19388526

>>19388490
>Wild Charge
>Thunderpunch
>good
lel. Enjoy killing yourself faster than a shiny Voltorb or failing to 2HKO Wingull.
Bolt Strike tutors soon r-right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:31:44 No.19388520 Report

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>>19384352
Gets ReKT by Mach punch every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:32:46 No.19388526 Report

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>>19388513
pls stop

(IGN: Tiffany) Leaf 1177-7894-9249 (Doduo, Swanna, Hawlucha) SV: 4010

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(IGN: Tiffany) Leaf 1177-7894-9249 (Doduo, Swanna, Hawlucha) SV: 4010 Wed 28 May 2014 07:35:51 No.19388536 Report

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>nomoves
>nocoverage
>mono grass
>WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I NEEDED SPECIAL DEFENSE ANYWAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:39:49 No.19388548 Report

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You see this fucker? Do you SEE THIS MOTHER FUCKER? Where do I even fucking start?!

First of all, a steel type? Knock knock, who is it, OH IT'S FUCKING FIRE BLAST. You have to take a goddamn baby around and evolve it in daylight, which is a load of crap for such a piece of shit.

Design? Furbait/10, not even on the fucking charts. You wouldn't BELIEVE how much porn there is of this dumbass, fucking furfags. At least get some good taste, like Bidoof. Now THAT'S a good Pokémon. Are you taking notes Game Freak? No, I thought not.

Now in XY, this shitbag Mega-Evolves, and all I can imagine is that GF decided to sit down and think about how to shit down the throats of their fanbase and fuck this thing up even worse. I mean, dreads? WHAT THE FUCK.

-1000/10

That was kind of fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:49:13 No.19388596 Report

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why'd they have to ruin graveler's badass design with this godawful evo that completely abandons any sense of progression geodude's line had?

FEWER limbs? why even would a creature whose primary form of locomotion is rolling become smoother when it evolves?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 07:54:26 No.19388631 Report

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wow how could this dumb fucking lizard even fly with those tiny ass wings
also orange and blue-green wow really original colorscheme nintendo
this was the starter all the kids who wanted to be cool but really weren't chose god go fuck yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 08:04:30 No.19388660 Report

Quoted By: >>19388666 >>19388673

Oy vey

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 08:04:58 No.19388666 Report

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>>19388660
>Jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 08:06:31 No.19388673 Report

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>>19388660
lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 08:09:02 No.19388683 Report

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OW THE EDGE
>Mega-evolves into MUH EEBIL FALLEN ANGEL

ChampuMusty !Ho4BAxol6o

ChampuMusty !Ho4BAxol6o Wed 28 May 2014 09:34:02 No.19389018 Report

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>>19388400
I know, it's my favourite ;o but this thread asked me to hate on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:04:47 No.19389141 Report

Quoted By: >>19389154 >>19389175 >>19389197

That's just a...It's so overdesi...It's so weak?...Terrible move set?....Fuck this is difficult!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:09:17 No.19389154 Report

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>>19389141
Is there a more likeable pokemon than heracross?

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:09:28 No.19389155 Report

Quoted By: >>19389177

>>19382777

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:13:07 No.19389170 Report

Quoted By: >>19389191

>>19389154
The fanbase is fucking terrible because they feel the need to make Kamen Rider references to it every god damn time they see it.

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:13:37 No.19389174 Report

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>>19389154
I can't think of a single negative thing other than it's defense stats...and even they are average. Also, too cute.

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:13:38 No.19389175 Report

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>>19389141
point out its mega looks retarded

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:14:13 No.19389177 Report

Quoted By:

>>19382777
>>19389155

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:16:55 No.19389189 Report

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>>19382523
Kek

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:17:21 No.19389191 Report

Quoted By: >>19389195

>>19389170
I had to google Kamen Rider and I can't find the resemblance. They just look like metal bug power rangers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:18:36 No.19389195 Report

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>>19389191
They're based on the same type of beetle usually.

>They just look like metal bug power rangers.
Essentially, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:18:50 No.19389197 Report

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>>19389141
Just talk shit about its Mega's design. Easy AND true.

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 10:23:34 No.19389210 Report

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unnecessarily evolution that ruined tangela
the original 150 should be left alone

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 11:07:52 No.19389366 Report

Quoted By: >>19389381

WTF this shit is basically a red, shittier mankey, what ? based on a daruma ? that's even worse, GF runs out of idea nd makes new pokemon by using inanimate objects from their shitty culture.

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 11:12:37 No.19389381 Report

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>>19389366
According to the Pokedex their hot shit was used by people to warm their bodies too in the cold.

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 11:21:38 No.19389419 Report

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>>19382279
What a dopey fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 14:43:37 No.19390552 Report

Quoted By: >>19390563

>>19382279
Alright seriously just got off playing online because of this brain dead pokemon. Who the hell thought this was a good idea? let's give a pokemon no guard, and an attack that 100% confuses on hit with no drawbacks other than it's accuracy which doesn't matter because LOL xD no guard! Zero setup, Zero counterplay, how is that build not banned on smogon. They ban out all of these other moves and abilities, but it's suddenly alright to have a guy walk in and cockslap my baton passed pokemon who hurts himself due to confusion a literal 100 times in a row? Complete horse shit.

tldr; only casuals who cannot into a proper strategy use no guard because they are babbie tier players

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 14:44:42 No.19390563 Report

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>>19390552
forgot picture.

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2014 14:47:27 No.19390590 Report

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>>19383208
10/10 Toppest of all keks

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