>>19385264I'd masturbate.
Like, not even kidding or anything. It probably wouldn't even turn me on, and i'd be jacking off my flacid dick, but god dammit, i'd masturbate.
Then I'd go on /vp/, and tell everyone I'm masturbating, and try to get some anons to masturbate with me. And slowly, I'd try to get as many anon to masturbate with me as we watch the unveiling of the Battle Frontier in all its 3D glory.