okay so what if you had a bunch of dittos, you're a breeder or something i dunno
and one morning everything you picked up was just a transformed ditto
like, just as you're getting out of bed, it turns back into a ditto
and then you go to brush your teeth, and it turns into ditto as you pick it up
and then you leave the house, and hear it collapsing behind you, and see that all the walls in your house were dittos pulling the most epic ruse imaginable
