THIS WEEK ON THE DUB THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ASH AND THUS HAS ALREADY GUARANTEED ITSELF A MAJOR RATINGS BOOST..

HOLY SHIT, THIS ISN'T ASH, WHO IS THIS KID? HE LOOKS EDGIER, AND WHO'S THE SEMEN DEMON ACCOMPANYING HIM, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE CHESPIN OF COURSE

So get this, THERE'S SOME KID NAMED ALAIN and guess what, HE HAS MEGA CHARIZARD X AND HIS GOAL IS TO FUCK OVER EVERY SINGLE MEGA-EVOLUTION IN EXISTENCE BECAUSE WHY NOT? The girl (YES YOU FAGGOT THAT'S A GIRL) is Mairin and is a new trainer with a Chespin that finds herself tailing Alain because again, why the fuck not?

SO GET YOUR REMOTE CLICKED ONTO CARTOON NETWORK AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT DIAL, BECAUSE IN 30~ MINUTES YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE HERE TO GET RAPED BY GRATUITOUS ENGLISH ADVENTURES.