We like memes, we like stroking.
We have a champ whose strats aren't working.
We give him/her six shitmons.
And watch them die to Smogon.
Insulting is common, just not that polite.
So come here and join us to watch some shit fights.
Memes!:
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
Anonymous
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first for creamy assholes
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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FIRST FOR EPIC MEMES
Anonymous
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>>19433908 this is really nice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19433908 Nice poetry OP.
Anonymous
>>19433908 >no angel slowbro playing a harp in the background Anonymous
RNGesus !!QBUeEpUXryt
Anonymous
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first for youre waifu a shit
Anonymous
First for AVA CHAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGER
Anonymous
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>>19434036 he died. No one misses it
RNGesus !!QBUeEpUXryt
Anonymous
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Why do people keep saying he died? This dank meme is getting undank.
Anonymous
Anonymous
does everyones neck hurt or is it just me
Anonymous
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>>19434095 why would?
mine hurts too Anonymous
>>19434095 I was fine until you brought it up.
What curse did you put upon me?
Anonymous
>>19434095 now mine does too
Anonymous
>>19434095 >tfw on showderp for 12 hours straight Anonymous
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>>19434095 No the entire internets neck hurts
Anonymous
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blown the fuck out
RNGesus !!QBUeEpUXryt
Anonymous
>>19434095 mine always hurts and I don't know how to make it stop.
Anonymous
>>19434120 >tfw my birfday will be in 2 hours and I'll be sitting on showderp all day :< Anonymous
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>>19434134 Mine too, I figure it's just cause I don't exercise it enough
RNGesus !!QBUeEpUXryt
Anonymous
>>19434137 Happy Birthday, bro.
Anonymous
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>GYARADOS ROJO
Anonymous
so this guy has a pretty successful showdown career
Champ. Gary Oak !CHAMPOCHDs
le kekkels !jyFLIw3JxQ
>>19434137 >not spending your birthday with the showderp faithful Happy birthday friend :^)
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19434137 tfw today is your birthday
Anonymous
>>19434137 happy birthday anon
RNGesus !!QBUeEpUXryt
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
me or a Pokemon with only 8 pp moves.
Anonymous
Lysosia !!G2FRXViJ3zL
Me or either Fedoraburd or RK9.
Anonymous
Anonymous
kahn !eeJpjq5lWs
me or
SF !!0BtObk9Ig9C
You know we're low on the ladder when zoroark outspeeds aerodactyl
Anonymous
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>>19434216 donnel charmander
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Gourgeist-Super (F) @ Leftovers
le kekkels !jyFLIw3JxQ
Anonymous
any pokemon that you can get as a shadow mon in Colosseum
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19434215 >>19434216 >not even a second off What black magic is this?
Anonymous
Who's drawing all these showtan images, and is there a collection where I can see all of them?
Also
>>19434137 happy birthday nerd
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
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>>19434232 le ebin sniping
kahn !eeJpjq5lWs
Anonymous
Anonymous
SF !!0BtObk9Ig9C
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>>19434216 are you a wizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19434251 Post them in showdown chat, it's less moderated than /vp/
Anonymous
Anonymous
le kekkels !jyFLIw3JxQ
Anonymous
Anonymous
daily reminder: blablablablabla, elibumb a shit, blablabla
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19434286 >joltik will never crawl into your dick and electrocute you Anonymous
Apparently we're the rudest thread on /vp/ :^(
Anonymous
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>>19434293 not nearly as nice as /s4s/ :<
rudeness rating: 8/10
Anonymous
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>>19434293 Who told you this? The clone thread? The Luvdisc give away thread? Don't listen to them! They're just jealous!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
>>19434262 Neat. Link? I really like these showtan images.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19434359 vonvik tsundere for show-tan y/y
Anonymous
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>>19434359 but i like to spam USA
Anonymous
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>>19434331 the fuck are you doing you dumb fuck
Anonymous
this guy fucking sucks
Anonymous
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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF COCKS, NEW CHAMP
ur uglee !FR0hP.YNx.
SF !!0BtObk9Ig9C
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>no talk on snips >no ice punch on avon
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
>>19434403 >emperor of smogon having less faggotry or more skill than anyone else pls
Anonymous
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>>19434403 >Right in the center I can not be any happier. That is a perfect spot for me.
Anonymous
>>19434420 I completely stopped paying attention to EoS, have him filtered and ignore him every battle so don't ask me to adjust his position thanks
SF !!0BtObk9Ig9C
>>19434403 I actually made specs weedle do something once, top right corner pls ty :^)
Anonymous
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>>19434403 did misterlister let you suck his dick or something?
Anonymous
eyy blogderp
Anonymous
>>19434469 pic related it's my team
Anonymous
>>19434469 if you can't beat brock with your eyes closed and a dozen pushpins in your nutsack you're not good enoug for showderp
Anonymous
>>19434482 >those mons this ain't regular fire red is it
Anonymous
>>19434482 >>19434469 You can absolutely beat Brock.
Himiko-senpai !URAFAGal6Y
>>19434490 fire red omega, i suppose
Anonymous
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Eeveelution12: good game
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
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>>19434486 aw come on don't be like that
his vulpix is annoying as hell
>>19434490 >>19434497 has it>>19434491 yeah, now that mudkip's a marshtomp it's pretty one-sided
thanks for your assistance blogderp, i'll update you guys every gym!
Anonymous
>>19434438 SF more like Shut the Fuck up lol
SF !!0BtObk9Ig9C
>>19434514 let's not bully one another this is a safe space
Anonymous
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>>19434428 EoS only stroked a few times when he champed, with the team he had earlier today
and yes this is EoS lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19434531 Can you make one of me, ulc :> with his best friend Lewdi?
Anonymous
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
le kekkels !jyFLIw3JxQ
/r/ing show-tan and blood waifu lewdness
Anonymous
>>19434561 tomorrow maybe, i don't have my drawing thingy right now
Himiko-senpai !URAFAGal6Y
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Specs Kyurem-B
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
New team give me shit pls.
Anonymous
Garchomp-Mega @ Garchompite
Anonymous
with Spikes, Toxic Spikes, Stealth Rock and Whirlpool. Name it PRAYSE HELIX xD
Anonymous
Me or Blood Waifu. Haven't seen her in a while.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Eeveelution12 (Alakazam) (F) @ Alakazite
Anonymous
Vanilluxe @ Choice Band
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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Chancey (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Emboar named Mr.Krinkle
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>>19434622 >>> > Anonymous 05/31/14(Sat)22:05:59 No.19434111▶>>19434178 >>>19434095 >now mine does too blood totem 2
Anonymous
Tricky Merchant (Alakazam) @ Flame Orb
Anonymous
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>>19434622 Belly Drum Zen Mode Darmanitan
Anonymous
Anonymous
so while champ is building how are you today my precious anons
Anonymous
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>>19434651 shut up eos
the real question of the hour is how hot is brock?!
Anonymous
>>19434651 Why do you only have your trip on sometimes, EoS
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19434651 I ate an pudding
Anonymous
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>>19434651 I am a shit, bored as hell and unwilling to live
Anonymous
>>19434651 I broke up with my boyfriend and feel like shit because it was my fault.
Anonymous
>>19434651 >watched showderp for 12 hours straight Please die in my sleep already
Smüglord !YOFFxMwG6o
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>>19434651 Pretty good. Grinding my ears up with hardstyle dance music.
You not a shit I wuv you Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19434669 Heh... 69. Epic.
Anonymous
>>19434669 If you turn straight maybe you will like girls better
Anonymous
>>19434669 solution: don't be a cunt
ur uglee !FR0hP.YNx.
>>19434669 It's alright anon, just try to remember all the things she held you back from and remember there are other fish
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19434672 I've been doing it 14 hours get destroyed lmop
>>19434660 I figured if I'd be less shitty and take my trip off chart guy would love me again :^)
>>19434669 PRESIDENT SATSUKI NOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
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>>19434693 your reading comprehension a shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19434669 >2014 >being a girl faggot
Anonymous
>>19434704 >implying they're not a boy Anonymous
ur uglee !FR0hP.YNx.
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>>19434689 >what is spelling although she makes it funnier
Anonymous
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>>19434699 16 hrs here, get on my level fgt
n0pist0ns
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>>19434704 >implying its a girl on one of the gayest things on 4chan Anonymous
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>>19434714 >implying there is any girls on showderp we're all q t 3.14 grils here right?
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
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>>19434726 go slurp a crap cake
Anonymous
>>19434579 D-do you have an imgur gallery of all the showtan images? p-pls link
Anonymous
>>19434651 i was productive and did stuff today and i thought it would make me feel better but it didnt :(
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19434752 I played so much in GTA V online on doing fucking jobs without actually enjoying anything. I fucking earned like 4 Million in 2 months from jobs alone.
then I started fucking around and it was fun, that was my experience at least.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19434669 It may not seem like it now, but eventually, it'll get better. I promise anon.
Anonymous
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
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>>19434799 don't fucking lie like that
Anonymous
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>>19434827 Blood waifu toll is at 221. Add it to the name, please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19434843 Everyone should message HenryWong122
ur uglee !FR0hP.YNx.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19434743 i don't, we only have to ask some kind anons if they have some of them saved
Anonymous
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>synejix: im from 9gag, dafuq is going on?
ur uglee !FR0hP.YNx.
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this man has extensive intellectual insight ;^)
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
"Room showderp does not exist"
Anonymous
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Lazy Dreamer !ea/8UMKlho
me or assault vest Ferrothorn
Anonymous
OW LE EDGE XDDDDDDDDDDDDD (Charizard-Mega-X) (F) @ Charizardite X
Anonymous
>>19435136 donnel chimchar
Anonymous
something with Flatter and Punishment
Anonymous
>>19435130 just do /join showderp in some random room to get in
Anonymous
>>19435134 eviolite bergmite with curse, recover and avalance
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19435145 Keep trying that but it doesn't work.
Anonymous
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>>19435172 should work now
Anonymous
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>>19435172 modjoin is off now, try again
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
Anonymous
Big Pigeon (Unfezant) @ Power Herb
Anonymous
Anonymous
n0pist0ns
0beat !x0beatekz.
me or assvest muk named after your favorite shitposter
Anonymous
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Ursaring with Quick Feet and Toxic Orb
Anonymous
Anonymous
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use whatever pokemon is suggested last
Anonymous
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Henry (Talonflame) @ power herb
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Metagross named Graveyard Smash
Anonymous
>>19435224 JUGGERNAUT BITCH (Chesnaught) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Bulletproof
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Hammer Arm
- Wood Hammer
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
Anonymous
Anonymous
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meloetta with relic song and last resort
Anonymous
Anonymous
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specs rhyperior
Anonymous
Anonymous
ur uglee !FR0hP.YNx.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Dat feel when no eviolite Bergmite with Curse, Avalanche and Recover.
Anonymous
Anonymous
n0pist0ns
>>19435271 dogars is love
dogars is life
Anonymous
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Sigilyph @ Weakness Policy
Roxle !GHp/dogars
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19435318 Never seen this one in action before, is it any good
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19435318 Hp would be better but yeah close enough
Anonymous
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fuck yo couch nigga. dogars is rad
Anonymous
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>>19435336 With only 2 cosmic powers and WP going off it deals double the damage of a final form normal one. Its way better at sweeping.
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
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>>19435375 Hope you know I meant HP evs instead of special atk not like hidden power or something
Anonymous
>yfw showderp is shit now
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Smüglord !YOFFxMwG6o
>>19435410 >yfw showderp was always shit Anonymous
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>>19435410 You're shit. Fuck you.
Anonymous
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>>19435456 that looks delicious
Anonymous
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>>19435339 dogars song tho
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
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>>19435555 nice quads you must lift
Anonymous
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>>19434482 > Nosepass is not female Anonymous
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fuck this stalling faggot
Anonymous
>Temporaryanonymous has muted you for 60 minutes.
ur uglee !FR0hP.YNx.
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>>19435555 nice strategy, SHITSTAIN
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
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with Spikes, Toxic Spikes, Stealth Rock and Whirlpool. Name it JESUS xD and give it Eviolite.
Anonymous
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Plath (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Anonymous
>Shaittan was redirected to room Roleplaying by Temporaryanonymous.
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
>>19435769 Sorry, I'll lock next time
>>19435868 mrof pls
THATSRAVEN !!DiemHcCPK5D
>>19435769 tempo is one of us, you must have been shitposting pretty hard
Anonymous
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>>19436147 hard
more like
hardly
Anonymous
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>>19436072 You are the worst.
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
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n ew c ha mp
Anonymous
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groudon named ur mum
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
Plath (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
If Ubers, then Mega-Kanga with Focus Energy named "Mongoloid Mama"
Anonymous
Snorlax @ Leftovers
Anonymous
Torrent Greninja or Flame Body Talonflame
Anonymous
wildcard named after your one true waifu
Anonymous
Corsola @ Assault Vest
Anonymous
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Minimize Eviolite Lampent named after your favourite vegetable
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Fling SD Acrobatics Gliscor
Anonymous
For Flannery~ (Torkoal) (F) @ White Herb
Anonymous
Mew or Victini
Anonymous
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>>19436220 any pokemon named MXC
Anonymous
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>>19436234 Nice set looks fun.
L-lewdi
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>>19436147 I just got banned because LC Guy complained about me. It isn't that hard dude.
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19436147 Roomfags shouldn't be allowed in showderp
L-lewdi !colo/Rj7j.
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>>19436247 That wasn't me. I don't want to champ.
Anonymous
so while champ is building what was your favorite moment while champing
Anonymous
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>>19436262 >Showderp shouldn't be allowed in Showderp Genius
Anonymous
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>>19436267 when unknown oneshotted a nidoking minutes after someone told me it never would kill anything~~~
Anonymous
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>>19436267 i made my first maymay mon while champing the first time
Anonymous
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>>19436267 Defeating a baton pass team after almost getting swept by it
Vanillish !!SLhFko08gWJ
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>>19436267 since tonight was my first time champing, I have to say the stall battle with gliscor was a blast.
Anonymous
>>19436267 I've watched so much of this crap its all became a blur.
Anonymous
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>>19436267 introducing Rawk Hawk and Tank'n'Spank into the memelist
someone needs to suggest tank'n'spank sometime, so much fun Anonymous
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>>19436228 WHY DOES THIS LITTLE BASTARD GET SUCH A GREAT MOVEPOOL
Anonymous
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>>19436267 >synejix: im from 9gag, dafuq is going on? I'm sorry, but this part was too funny.
Anonymous
>>19436267 the great siggy rusing :^)
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
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>>19436267 the first time boom boom 2.5 final formed. i suggested work up on it the first time, and it's always fun seeing that happen.
and then it kills itself, which is also good.
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>>19436267 Won an lc match with bill as my last mon standing with 1 hp left once.
Other than that champing was horrible. I don't understand why anybody wants to do it.
ONE LITTLE NIGGA !4ykkHAZltw
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>>19436267 getting an autist to send feet to marriland
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19436306 that was great. i haven't seen siggy in a while though. do they still come around?
L-lewdi !colo/Rj7j.
>>19436267 When BOOM BOOM 2.5 used Trick-or-Treat and then Self-Destruct.
Anonymous
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>>19436267 When my metronome Mew used Fissure and it hit.
Anonymous
>>19436267 I was stroking hard and ended up 1-6 with Panpour as my only 'mon left, and then I ended up sweeping and winning the match back. Wet monkay dick.
I think someone said they were going to make a collage, though I never saw it, but collages are out of style anyway. People were telling me I did good, and that was more than good enough for me.
Anonymous
>>19436349 I wish I'd seen this. Along these lines, that time it used Soak and Frenzy Plant.
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
>>19436267 When I invented every meme.
It's true. Even POOPYBRO.
The sword of damocles hangs high above my head.
Anonymous
>>19436377 POOPYBRO isnt in the bin, what is it
Anonymous
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>>19436392 the worst thing
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>>19436377 i still don't understand why people got so weird about poopybro
Anonymous
>>19436267 When funbro got banned
It was sad to see him go, but the whole ordeal was hilarious, and it was great to see showderp affect the metagame in it's retarded way.
Anonymous
>>19436392 Poopybro is banned for being autistic fetishfuel along with the other poopmons that followed.
It was a Slowbro with Mud Slap that, along with the ones that followed, caused people to act out their scat fetish (or piss fetish in Bedwetter Bidoof's case). It was bad enough that champs refused to use the suggestions after a while.
Anonymous
>>19436363 Did it really happen though? Never seen a replay or screenshot
Anonymous
>>19436422 my brother made the Endless Battle Claus.
He thought up le turn 200 faec but with leppa, the opponent called a mod and it was up the next day.
Fucking stupid either way.
Anonymous
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>>19436432 It was funny, what he did was do the truant durant + Dugtrio deal, have Gothorita then switch to Gothitle to spam protect while the opponent was still truant.
Still would go on forever. Literally, he dedicated an entire fucking team to being stupid.
Anonymous
>>19436424 >caused people to act out their scat fetish okay what
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>>19436431 Yeah, I saw it. Chat went crazy. Can't prove it though.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19436470 Really. You'd get something like someone making an account named after the poopmon, and then spamming in chat about how much it hurts that they keep shitting themselves when champ used Mud-Slap.
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19436494 That sounds awesome
I really wish i was less new :(
Anonymous
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>>19436267 When I sweeped with belly drum walrein
Anonymous
>>19436513 stick around and one day you might even be the infamous fetish weirdo that everyone else hates!
Anonymous
>>19436548 my "weirdest" fetish is puppy play and i dont mention it much so :/
Anonymous
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>>19436499 >No one says that kek
Anonymous
>>19436559 make a mememon based off of it and spam chat with your fetish.
People will love you.
Anonymous
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>>19436559 pls no dog suggestions
Anonymous
>>19436576 My fetish is picking up girls in desperate need for cash and subjecting themselves to shamefully suck my dick. Is there a name for that and I do I make a meme out of it?
Anonymous
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Oopsypoopsies made me laugh every time I saw it. I was unaware it had fetishistic origins though.
Anonymous
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>>19436513 I have the replay of
>>19436362 , I had two poopmons on my team; Poopyswine has someone roleplaying his shitting. I think it starts just 2-3 turns in.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-110303154 Though it sounds like you've been told what it entails, so you've been warned.
Also be warned that I'm utter shit until the end, so sorry for that. Anonymous
>>19436559 >puppy play literally what
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
>>19436559 You're not Pupies es Bune are you?
Anonymous
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New thread when
Anonymous
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being a showdick rules
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
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>>19436754 chefspiral: My team is called the Circus of Pokemon
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>>19436706 I'll show them a showdick.
*unzips dick*
Anonymous
