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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 00:58:58 No.19484217 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19484280 >>19484320 >>19484322 >>19484360 >>19484386 >>19484546 >>19484602 >>19485963

>you lost a pokebattle to this and are at her mercy
what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:02:26 No.19484257 Report

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pay money

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:02:46 No.19484261 Report

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I guess get like a paper cut or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:03:59 No.19484280 Report

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>>19484217
but anon, why would i lose to a piece of paper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:04:30 No.19484286 Report

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give her full access to my boypussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:05:26 No.19484292 Report

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>Losing

I'm not a fucking casual, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:05:37 No.19484296 Report

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Genuflect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:06:02 No.19484317 Report

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Pass out, wake up with some of my money stolen, then scurry to a pokemon center.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:06:10 No.19484320 Report

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>>19484217
White the fuck outta there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:06:12 No.19484322 Report

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>>19484217
Go to the nearest bank, make a withdrawal, then pay the money.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:07:31 No.19484335 Report

Quoted By: >>19484363 >>19484428 >>19485389

Push her over.

Bitch doesn't have any legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:08:59 No.19484360 Report

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>>19484217
Walk back to Slowpoke Well and save scum the bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:09:04 No.19484363 Report

Quoted By: >>19484382 >>19484404

>>19484335
Literally fuck off faglord, you are not allowed to post until you drop the fucking trip, everybody here hates you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:09:58 No.19484382 Report

Quoted By: >>19484394 >>19484428 >>19484432

>>19484363
I like him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:10:17 No.19484386 Report

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>>19484217
She's a real cutie tho OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:10:45 No.19484394 Report

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>>19484382
Stop samefagging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:11:23 No.19484404 Report

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>>19484363
Team Flare Boss Lysandre is a credit to this board and should be treated as such

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:12:51 No.19484428 Report

Quoted By: >>19484483

>>19484404
>>19484335
>>19484382
Nice samefag son.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:13:01 No.19484432 Report

Quoted By: >>19484465

>>19484382
I like me, too.

But alas, legless Rocket Grunt has a lot of disadvantages when it comes to battling.

Plus her one hand is missing???

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

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Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:14:56 No.19484462 Report

Quoted By: >>19484483

Not even mildly correct, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:15:07 No.19484465 Report

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>>19484432
I take it back, I could never respect a man so needlessly cruel to amputees

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:15:28 No.19484470 Report

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Make her pay with her body

:^3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:15:59 No.19484475 Report

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Man, I sure do love this high quality discussion.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

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Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:16:32 No.19484483 Report

Quoted By: >>19485000

>>19484428
>>19484462
darg blargit.

Meant to post this.

>>19484465
I claim self defense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:22:13 No.19484546 Report

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>>19484217
Female Rocket Grunt from HGSS is my waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 01:26:49 No.19484602 Report

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>>19484217
Get raped and become her sex slave, obviously

Not like I'd have much choice in the matter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 02:00:03 No.19484956 Report

Quoted By: >>19485262 >>19485358

I don't know, OP.

I'd probably nicely try to talk her out of being in Team Rocket and try to gain a companion for my Pokemon Journey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 02:03:08 No.19485000 Report

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>>19484483

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 02:27:00 No.19485262 Report

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>>19484956
>tfw you will never convince an evil rocket qt to turn good
>tfw you will never run from rocket troops with her

;__;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 02:37:16 No.19485358 Report

Quoted By: >>19485481 >>19485529

>>19484956
>talk her out of team rocket
>not join yourself
Seriously, am I the only one that would try to take over TR? They could be pretty dangerous if the didn't suck at pokemon battles, and very useful if you were their leader.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 02:39:48 No.19485389 Report

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>>19484335
Fuck you you attention whoring, cock gobbling, cum guzzling faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 02:50:09 No.19485481 Report

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>>19485358
>not taking your new qt 2.14 disciple and forming a rogue vigilante duo that travels region-to-region and smacks down each respective crime syndicate
>not having fantastic adventures meeting the Player Character of every region and forming a shaky truce with Looker to accomplish your goal
>not fighting for good

Have a little imagination, non.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 02:53:38 No.19485529 Report

Quoted By: >>19485569 >>19485601

>>19485358
>>19485358
>not taking your new qt 3.14 disciple and forming a rogue vigilante duo that travels region-to-region and smacks down each respective crime syndicate
>not having fantastic adventures meeting the Player Character of every region and forming a shaky truce with Looker to accomplish your goal
>not fighting for good

Have a little imagination, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 02:57:33 No.19485569 Report

Quoted By: >>19485601

>>19485529
>not becoming a bonnie and clyde couple after team rocket goes bonkers
>not traveling the regions forming truces with and backstabbing both heroes and villains
>not retiring to pacifidlog or fortree after a life of crime with your waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:00:27 No.19485601 Report

Quoted By: >>19485614

>>19485529
>>19485569
Can't we agree that both ideas are the perfect life to live with your waifu, just on the opposite side of the law?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:01:39 No.19485614 Report

Quoted By: >>19485639

>>19485601
yes but JUSTICE is better than living for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:04:40 No.19485639 Report

Quoted By: >>19485655

>>19485614
>being a moralfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:06:17 No.19485655 Report

Quoted By: >>19485690

>>19485639
>not dispensing the holy power of light among the dark filth of the Pokeverse with a rad team that can smack down even legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:09:41 No.19485690 Report

Quoted By: >>19485729

>>19485655
>not cheating and rusing your way through battles and taking control of legendaries when it's convenient and within your reach
>not enjoying the chaos within the pokeverse instead of the stuck up lawfulness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:13:48 No.19485729 Report

Quoted By: >>19485763

>>19485690
>not protecting the ways of life of those who are too weak to fend for themselves
>not becoming the beloved protector of the people and the one thieves and the evil fear
>not enjoying the smiling faces of the masses as you stride through the countryside with your ex-criminal waifu en route to a criminal hideout to dispense ass-smacking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:17:26 No.19485763 Report

Quoted By: >>19485849

>>19485729
>not having your own sense of righteousness instead of an imposed one
>not doing what you want with no justifications
>not enjoying the thrill of living on the run with no one to support you but your waifu, who enjoys the thrill as much as you do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:25:24 No.19485849 Report

Quoted By: >>19486034

>>19485763
we clearly are the two moral extremes that make up a standard video game karma system spectrum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:37:02 No.19485963 Report

Quoted By: >>19486040 >>19486112 >>19486122 >>19489601 >>19490910 >>19491030 >>19491203

>>19484217
>oh, well I guess I lost then huh
>walk towards her while reaching for my wallet
>as I get close enough one of the hands pulls the wallet and raises it to the air
>the other hand quickly sucker punches her in the gut
>drop the wallet, foot behind one of hers
>straighten leg to cause one of her legs to bend instantly
>arm wraps her upper body, with pelvic rotation, throw her to the ground.
>immediately strike her right under the nose to blind her with her own tears, and further stun her by a quick shot to her trachea.
>tie her up with escape ropes and remove her ball belt.
>revive and heal my pokemon
>my pokemon will carry her, and keep sedating her with sleeping powder extract till we arrive at an undisclosed location
>she wakes up in a chair
>I immediately slap her shit
>begin interrogating her for information
>as a rocket grunt she'd likely keep silent
>begin torture, first with my raichu occasionally shocking her.
>still not talking, I move on to a more drastic measure, to both humiliate and break her, I sedate her and hook her up to chains
>when she's awake give her a chance to talk, which she'd neglect.
>I send out my nidoking, forcibly strip her, and let my nidoking get rock hard. Her eyes widen in horror at what she realizes is going to happen. I inform her of the toxicity that nidoking carry in their semen, as well as how her insides are going to be torn and forced to stretch to his size.
>My nidoking violates her, her screams of agony recorded on video archive as the nidoking's dick becomes bloody from the tearing and stretching of her internal walls
>to her pleads to stop and not let the poison monster cum inside her, I give it the ok, and it releases its load deep inside of her
>minutes later she passes out, and i inject an antidote to keep her alive, but when she wakes up she'll be vomiting and shitting like it's going out of style.
>after many weeks of torture, from burns, cuts, shocks, water, to asphyxiation, to being raped...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:43:01 No.19486034 Report

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>>19485849
>standard video game karma system spectrum.
I actually play the good guy on those games, because the alternatives are being evil for evil's sake or not maxing out either karma.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:43:42 No.19486040 Report

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>>19485963

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:52:32 No.19486112 Report

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>>19485963

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 03:53:37 No.19486122 Report

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>>19485963

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 04:03:48 No.19486246 Report

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Well considering you said I'm at her mercy I don't feel like I really get a choice as to what to do

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 11:00:58 No.19489446 Report

Quoted By: >>19492364

>>19486246
you could always overpower her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 11:28:10 No.19489601 Report

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>>19485963
What the fuck man

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Thu 05 Jun 2014 15:29:47 No.19490840 Report

Quoted By: >>19490980

Pull out my gun. This is a reason why I carry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 15:39:24 No.19490910 Report

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>>19485963
>She catches your "sucker punch" as your tubby, lumbering arms are so slow and weak that even a Slowpoke would see it coming
>Holds your arm behind your back, rending you completely unable to move as you have trouble reaching behind your rotund body by yourself, let alone forced by someone else
>Eventually after squealing like a pig in labor for 10 minutes and begging to be let go, she pushes you to the ground, takes your wallet, spits on you and walks away

Seems more accurate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 15:50:24 No.19490980 Report

Quoted By: >>19491322

>>19490840
No one fucking cares. Go tripfag on >>>/k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 15:57:10 No.19491030 Report

Quoted By: >>19492306

>>19485963
>nidoking
>her insides are going to be torn and forced to stretch to his size
>height 4'07"

immersion broken, 0/10

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 16:19:06 No.19491203 Report

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>>19485963
Continue..

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Thu 05 Jun 2014 16:33:15 No.19491322 Report

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>>19490980
I already do. And OP asked what we would do in this situation.

I'm all about prtecting my bros. Its hard to carry a whole Officer Jenny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 18:19:50 No.19492306 Report

Quoted By: >>19492570

>>19491030
I don't know mang, they're still pretty wide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 18:23:53 No.19492364 Report

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>>19489446
You just lost a Pokemon battle to her, she could always just beat you up with her Pokemon

And let's be honest, most /vp/ers would probably get overpowered by her anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jun 2014 18:39:09 No.19492570 Report

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>>19492306
>implying pokemon penis sizes scale with humans and not animals
Gorillas and tigers look like the fucking kings of the goddamn jungle but neither one breaks 2" when it matters most

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