We imagine that one guy is a cute girl and give her some nice Pokémon so she can win some battles and we can all have some fun watching, we're all friends here, so be nice to each other.
We also like to discuss who the best girls are.
Some music:
plug.dj/showderp-1/ Popular Suggestions:
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at Current Best Girl: Lazy Dreamer !ea/8UMKlho
Have a nice time!
Anonymous
Anonymous
First for stretcher a qtie
Anonymous
>>19497037 >>19497063 why is this autistic anime shit mixed in with muh showtan
Anonymous
>>19497057 And there we have it, folks. Whitney vs Erika vs Skyla.
http://strawpoll.me/1837707 Anonymous
>>19497037 >>19497063 Reminder that at least half of Showderp is now literally autistic and newfags took what was one of the most fun things on /vp/ and sent it to pic related
Anonymous
>>19497069 >bitching about anime >in a pokemon board Que
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lol wut do u do here guise
Anonymous
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i'm in love with Blood Waifu
Lazy Dreamer !ea/8UMKlho
Anonymous
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If no mega, mpinsir with facade
Anonymous
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first for stretcher a shit
Rafe || 1805-2427-7585
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>>19497071 Skyla is superior to those shits Anonymous
Anonymous
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Real best grill
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497084 I don't know
why do weeaboos think it's their god given right to push their anime trash on everything because that was the site's main purpose 10 years ago
Anonymous
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>>19497095 "took what was one of the most fun things on /vp/"
It looks like someone needs to learn how to read
Anonymous
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sehr ober ubers
Anonymous
>>19497124 this is literally an anime board
Anonymous
>>19497131 because /vp/ was made to contain all the pokemon threads that were flooding /a/ right?
tfw_got_champ !!NkF8c8IVpWI
champ where the fuck did you go
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19497124 did Japan touch you when you were a kid?
Anonymous
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>all this buttmad over imaginary mascots
Anonymous
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>>19497158 lorelei for sure
Anonymous
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>all this buttfrustration over imaginary mascots
Anonymous
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>all this asshurt over imaginary mascots
Lazy Dreamer !ea/8UMKlho
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That was a nice bit of fun, but someone else can take over.
Anonymous
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>>19497158 Should've just not included Agatha, no votes guaranteed
Anonymous
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If no mega, mpinsir with facade
Anonymous
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
Anonymous
>>19497160 Talonflame @ Leftovers
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
-Fly
-Protect
-Roost
-Toxic
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Little Mac (Hitmonchan) @ Assault Vest
Anonymous
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> all this anal sufferage over imaginary mascots
tfw_got_champ !!NkF8c8IVpWI
Anonymous
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I'm very close to just always giving you shitmons whether or not you're being a shit, lazy :[
Anonymous
>>19497037 Who the fuck is that green haired bitch
Anonymous
>>19497222 >letting your feelings get in the way of a good time Trips or not, I can't condone that kind of thinking
Anonymous
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>>19497232 play some challenge sup 1v1 m8
Anonymous
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>>19497239 going to ubers gets in the way of a good time
Anonymous
>>19497254 Roomfags are the worst thing about showderp y/y
Anonymous
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>being booty blasted over imaginary mascots
Anonymous
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>>19497264 There's a lot of other things to do while you're waiting out ubers matches. Or, you could just not get emotionally attached to a tier and enjoy the showderp atmosphere.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>being rump roasted over imaginary mascots
Anonymous
>>19497264 people that bitch about showderp being bad without trying to fix it are pretty bad imbo
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497297 fuckin pedos smfh _;
Anonymous
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>>19497293 Or in this case, for nothing.
There's literally no reason to do this other than stir shit.
Anonymous
>>19497297 It's like people have never seen Caitlin raped by a Musharna before.
Anonymous
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>>19497297 >not giving it a bit more of time top faggot
Anonymous
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>>19497319 It's like people have never seen some tig ol' bitties before
Anonymous
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>>19497297 >>>>>>>>>>>makng me choose Anonymous
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>>19497308 i kno fucking shauntal fags :^(
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
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NU the team + burds
great server you have there zarel, I sure can't wait to fight a dozen mexican tryhards
http://pandora.psim.us/battle-ou-696632 Anonymous
>hating on qtie lolis
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497297 Shauntal wins. Finals time.
http://strawpoll.me/1837796 . Had to shit, so sorry for the wait.
Anonymous
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Showderp really likes their redheads.
Anonymous
>>19497402 You should ask best pokemen soon.
Like,
Chuck, Crasher Wake and Wulfric would be a tough one.
Anonymous
Guerra entre Lobby y Lori
Anonymous
Roxie is the best no matter what you fags say
Roxle !GHp/dogars
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>>19497470 This guy gets it
>>19497467 Some tournament shit in OU atm
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
I swear it's impossible to make talonflame a shitmon, give him any set at all and he does his job
pandora is scooby doo ghost town so finding battles still takes a while
http://pandora.psim.us/battle-ou-696686 Anonymous
>>19497441 After I do Champions, pc's and final round. Shauntal wins. Next.
http://strawpoll.me/1837845 Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497495 >Champions Is this even necessary?
tfw_got_champ !!NkF8c8IVpWI
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>>19497492 I'm pretty sure if you had no attacking moves it'd be pretty shit.
Or take gale wings away.
Anonymous
>>19497502 Not really, but why not.
Anonymous
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
Anonymous
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>>19497590 rosa best grill
Anonymous
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>>19497590 Mad hildafag detected :^)
Anonymous
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>>19497597 >3/4 from gen 5 Truly the best gen.
Anonymous
>>19497597 Showderp's Greatest:
Rosa
Skyla
Shauntal
Cynthia
The stench of Gen V is overwhelming, good tastes.
Anonymous
>>19497614 But all of those are
shit Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19497597 >FINAL BATTLE >no Flannery or Phoebe I am disappointed in all of you.
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
Anonymous
>>19497646 Cynthia wins. On to the men for you baras and fags.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497696 Fuck yes.
>not even gay but love Drayden Anonymous
Werster is playing showdown right now, why aren't we challenging him?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497716 quien es werster?
Anonymous
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
>little mac gets not one, not two, not three or four but FIVE kills in one match
Anonymous
protean kecleon with only skillswap
Anonymous
Big Mac Tonight (Lunatone) @ Weakness Policy
Anonymous
Hey, champ.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497755 assvest weezing
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Hey Kid Wanna /ss/? (Jynx) @ Leftovers
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
>>19497761 is this a different big mac or is it
>>19497757 charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>19497755 Parasect with growth and spore
holy fucking shit captcha, stop showing me photos with nothing in them you double nigger
Anonymous
i really would like to see an offensive scolipede
Anonymous
>>19497775 It's conkeldurr
Anonymous
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>>19497777 DO IT CHAMP
BATEMAN WILLS IT
Anonymous
>>19497777 Offensive Scolipede it is.
Roxle !GHp/dogars
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19497783 That's giga mac.
Anonymous
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>>19497755 Ubers on non taco server Anonymous
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>>19497760 Okay i was gonna do some ridiculous calc where it dies to be ebin but holy
252+ SpA Choice Specs Turboblaze Kyurem-W Ice Beam vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Assault Vest Tornadus-T: 336-396 (92.8 - 109.3%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO
Anonymous
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>>19497783 conkeldurr is giga mac
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497740 A famous pokemon speedrunner, he's streaming showdown on his twitch channel atm.
Guess he isn't very well known on /vp/ though.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Does showdown have any JP servers?
Anonymous
>>19497809 He's playing VGC.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Hey Kid Wanna /ss/? (Jynx) @ Leftovers
Anonymous
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>>19497835 pffft, it's not like we'd have fun battling that geekboy anyway
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497760 >literally any +6 252+ SpA Choice Specs Deoxys-A Helping Hand Ice Beam vs. -6 252 HP / 252+ SpD Assault Vest Tornadus-T: 5116-6020 (1413.2 - 1662.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
confirmed shitmon
Anonymous
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>>19497861 >Electivire and maybe Magnezone are this teams offensive threats lyl
Anonymous
>>19497866 >Switching in and becoming -6 Anonymous
>>19497876 >what is intimidate Anonymous
>>19497876 It's called entry hazards -_-
Anonymous
>>19497876 New hazard: Static Feathers
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
Anonymous
>>19497876 >hurr I'm an idiot who doesn't run Discouraging Web to lower sp. def on switch in Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19497898 hariyama is big mac
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
>>19497898 I looked in the archives and that's all that came up, plus I saw it on Lazy Dreamer's team earlier so that's what I went with
Anonymous
Anonymous
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stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
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>>19497983 Your Chansey a shit
Anonymous
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Tox orb bulbasaur
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
Anonymous
When's Showderp gonna do doubles?
Anonymous
>>19497063 who the fuck is this green bitch and why is she so grouchy
not even showdown at all
tfw_got_champ !!NkF8c8IVpWI
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>>19498029 I guess if I get champed next I'll try dubs
Anonymous
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>>19498037 its ur mum nerd
Anonymous
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>>19498037 It's Roomfag-tan.
Anonymous
When will showdown have multibattles so we can have two champs at once?
Anonymous
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>>19498090 Triple battles when
Sticky Web sprite when
Anonymous
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>>19498090 >EoS and Ulcer oh yeah
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
Anonymous
>tfw no true Battle Factory tier where you go around trading mons with people every round
Anonymous
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>>19498161 >tfw Battle Factory / Frontier won't even be in remakes Anonymous
okay so
FlyingWeiner
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you guys are so mean lol
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
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FlyingWiener analyis complete.
Anonymous
Gladiator Flamma !C7RcKLR8DE
I can champ, or champ can use any Pokemon with Feint as its highest BP move.
Anonymous
donnel clause shiny magikarp named THE DREAM
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19498210 Nothing, it it's best set.
Anonymous
Rocky Helmet gourgeist super
Anonymous
Shiny Electrode with Choice Scarf and Electro ball named Sanic
Anonymous
Froakie with Protean and Donnel clause
Anonymous
Raniel !!v/177MfK+78
me champ
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19498229 >best set jesus christ how horrifying
Anonymous
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>>19498244 that thumbnail
ALSO why the fuck is this nerd champing again
Anonymous
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>>19498029 Last time we did doubles someone pointed out that a good number of us don't really know the meta for it so we can't laugh at them when they fuck up.
Anonymous
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>>19498244 that image isn't 300x57 at all what kind of ruse is this
Anonymous
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>>19498229 I know, I've been running it for a pretty long time and it almost always gets at least 2 kills.
But the way the chat reacted to it threw me off.
Anonymous
>>19498250 SO what do you use nerd?
Raniel !!v/177MfK+78
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>>19498244 Wow thanks moot.
The actual image had a captcha that said 420
Anonymous
>>19498229 Best set is Band, nerd.
Anonymous
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>>19498277 Good luck sweeping with that, nerd.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19498271 Life orb, y'know, the standard
or band if I'm feeling cheeky
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>>19498225 couldn't finish reading that shit
Anonymous
>>19498277 How? It's super frail and slow, it can't get anything done with a band.
Anonymous
>>19498288 Smogon standard? Then it must be the best if Smogon says so.
Anonymous
>>19498302 I don't count the battles of people battling with their mixed Crawdaunts because "noone expects it so it'll catch people off guard" sorry
Anonymous
>>19498325 >this is exactly how smogon thinks Disgusting
Anonymous
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>>19498325 >mixed Crawdaunt What the hell are you even saying?
Anonymous
>>19498296 craw daddy is a wallbreaker, he doesn't need to go fast or balk hits as long as he hits super hard and smashes offensive mons with his priority
Anonymous
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>>19498337 this is how smogon thinks
this is how smogon does
Anonymous
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>>19498325 I think you're confusing crawdaunt and sharpedo there buddy.
Anonymous
>>19498337 >being buttblasted over a pokemon simulator Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Anonymous
>>19498355 With a focus sash he can set up a swords dance and his priority hits even harder
Anonymous
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>>19498302 He probably means optimal
Anonymous
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>>19498371 If You Get Cyber Bullied, You're A Faggot And Deserve It. Your Stupid Ass Stayed On The Computer And Cried All Night Haha FAG
Anonymous
>>19498373 with a band he can hit at +1 right off the bat and stay at 100% :)
Gladiator Flamma !C7RcKLR8DE
Anonymous
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>>19498371 I'm not sure you understand what you're typing.
Anonymous
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>>19498384 then die the same turn anyway
Anonymous
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>>19498384 What is Aqua jet going to kill?
Anonymous
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>>19498373 If you're setting up to use priority, there's no reason to use Crawdaunt over Azu
Anonymous
>>19498371 Way to be a meme-spouting retard.
Anonymous
>use Crabhammer over Waterfall >Sorry Charlie we're not going to count your battles towards usage stats because you have a gimmick set >Use Kingler over Crawdaunt >get back in your tier, nerd
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19498409 >Crabhammer over Waterfall DO they really not count this towards usage stats?
Anonymous
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>>19498373 But because of his abysmal speed he get out prioritized by almost everything, given how common priority is now.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19498409 being the original crab is suffering
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>>19498473 He can be ~okay~ with a scarf, can't he?
Anonymous
>>19498473 Sweept quite a few nerds with Agility/SD/CrabHammer/KnockOff.
Anonymous
>>19498495 >agility/SD >not just using DD Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19498528 >implying Kingler gets DD Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19498535 >>19498544 >>19498556 thought we were still talking about crawdunt FUCK im stupid
Gladiator Flamma !C7RcKLR8DE
Anonymous
>>19498562 settle down there mr. ko
Anonymous
>>19498667 quick attack kills
Anonymous
>>19498686 post source of meme
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19498694 I mean I was in that battle but I dont have the screenshots or anything
Anonymous
Gladiator Flamma !C7RcKLR8DE
Gladiator Flamma !C7RcKLR8DE
Anonymous
>mfw locked
Anonymous
[Jin of The Gale] is not a bad person, we deserve it. I spoke with him and he says that spamming can lead to locking and he doesn't ever have to appeal you. You should all know this, the opponent said to stop but you didn't. At that precise moment you through implication accepted your following lock. Next time be good sports and you wont get locked, enjoy your ban, fuckers. I was locked too, but I at least accept that what I did was wrong and that I have made a promise to myself to never do it again. Complain all you want but Showdown is a place for all kinds of people to come together and enjoy Pokemon on the Internet, champing is fine. But ONLY if the opponent is fine with it.
Anonymous
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>>19498957 >Got locked too >Only one of the people saying "CAPS?" >Nobody else who did does Feels
meh man.
Anonymous
>>19498984 That's a pasta from another guy we don't like.
Anonymous
jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
Remember that time I got locked for 3 days and immediately got locked again for like 3 more days and I begged the champs to go to taco but they never did? This reminds me of that time. :^)
Anonymous
>>19498957 >locked for typing out PINGAS I deserved it, but some of those bans, I liked the part where Variel got banned for 'Bad presence in chat'
Anonymous
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>>19498995 oh i take it back im so sorry
Gladiator Flamma !C7RcKLR8DE
Anonymous
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Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!
Anonymous
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>>19499009 Locked for yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 5 times turn 5
k
Anonymous
>>19499008 I remember getting banned for raiding the RP chat room.
So fucking good.
Anonymous
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>>19498957 >locked yesterday Skitty is a shit
jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
>>19499047 I did that too but isn't the ban only in the RP room?
Anonymous
tfw I'm the one that called in the mods
Anonymous
>>19499057 what cartoon is this
Anonymous
Anonymous
>be me 15 >6 year now ago >decide to make poo pleasure >go in shower, start touch my anal >use some of mom hair wash >insert in anal >put finger in poo valve >feelgoodmane >think i go 2 deep >feel like touch my sphincter >hurts why >feel urge sudden to bowel release >my penial is hard as a iron bar >all sudden hear knock on door >"no not.. no" >it k anon. just getin towel >mom comes in, as i cum and poo simutaneously >looks me in the eye through shower >mfw im still pooing >mfw im write this while shit
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>>19499061 >cartoon >not knowing lucky star's character design. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19499057 Larry's Fun Time.
Anonymous
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>>19499071 what cartoon is this
Anonymous
new meme for later?fletchling named Jin of the Gale
Gladiator Flamma !C7RcKLR8DE
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THE DREAM
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
elibump !!d4zP83boZPj
Passerby Boy !!mJ/nt5/UFes
Raniel !!v/177MfK+78
Me champ
Anonymous
Sleepy Shepe (Ampharos) @ Chesto Berry
PrismShank !!w2FVJ5OiMG5
SO ANGRY (Primeape) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Anonymous
Anonymous
Use banded crawdaunt named "Best set" :^)
Anonymous
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>stroke n' choke: Global driver more like global drive a dick straight up ur butt >stroke n' choke was locked from talking by Jin Of The Gale.
Anonymous
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Bisharp with RockPolish
Anonymous
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A Pokemon from a Rival named after your least favorite rival
Anonymous
Anonymous
PrismShank !!w2FVJ5OiMG5
Anonymous
So how long are you nerds locked for?
stroke n' choke !Z9nKZLK6lg
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>>19499165 until server restart like all mod abuse locks go
Anonymous
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>>19499161 unfff.... unf.. Ungg.... I love her.... H-her! so much.. f..fuck.. how-cc-can.. ungggg... UNGGG!! she b-be..... m-male..... X_X
h-her... f-fuck..ing h-hipsss UNGGG! h-hOw cAN sHe Be A-a-aA MALE!?!?!? i-i..hate mal-male goodra with all m-my... h-h-h-eaRT!
PrismShank !!w2FVJ5OiMG5
>>19499165 Locks are always "a few days."
In jin time that's 32 years Anonymous
>>19499178 we should post the link to bread in the match so jin can follow us everywhere like a schoolteacher who can't keep up with students on a field trip.
autistic team rater
>>19499130 forced mememon of the week #1>>19499133 eh alright>>19499134 top smog>>19499135 forced mememon of the week #2>>19499137 forced mememon of the week #3>>19499138 forced meme of the year0.1/10
PrismShank !!w2FVJ5OiMG5
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>>19499188 No, anythign but that
elibump !!d4zP83boZPj
>>19499192 >generic prinplup >mememon Shit son what are you doin'
autistic team rater
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>>19499203 your mom (which is an empoleon btw)
Anonymous
>he patrols where showderp is >he does it for free >he sits on a pokemon website making sure nothing fun happens while eating hot pockets all day >he does it for free
Anonymous
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>>19499203 Well, he is autistic, ya know.
Anonymous
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>>19499188 >he'll probably follow me because I'm the one that tipped him off Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
>>19499192 if i knew you in real life i would beat you up and win
Anonymous
>>19499192 >BANDED breloom >smog ok
Anonymous
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Someone make a Jin of The Gale edition thread with the Sunako pasta please
Anonymous
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>>19499203 elibump you should know better than to respond to team ratings
Anonymous
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>User Jin Of The Gale is offline.
Anonymous
let's get this shit started
jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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>>19499139 Nice sanicing, nerd.:^)
autistic team rater
elibump !!d4zP83boZPj
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>>19499241 >>19499241 lol I posted a new thread
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>>19499243 >>19499209 inb5 the janniter thinks we're bad-mouthing him
