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>be me
> 6 years ago
> Around 14
> Just got out of school
> bored as fuck, decide to go to friends house
> I arrive
> His cousin is over
> Giant douchpickle
> whatever.png
> go to his room to play video games
> Pokémon gen IV
> had diamond, he had pearl
> Battle commence
> wreck him
> Douchpickle comes up
> says he wants to play
> Platinum
> decide one Pokémon each
> start
> He pulls out Empoleon
> I had decided to go with my old trustworthy from ruby
> Magcargo.jif
> He laughs at his impending victory
> “Magcargo is a piece of shit” he said
> “Empoleon best mon”
> Suddenly, the ground starts shaking
> A crack appears in friend’s floor
> Magcargo comes out
> “DO NOT EMBARGO MAGCARGO”
> pulls out 20 pokemeter cock
> fucks douchpickle up the ass
> bleeds to death on the spot
> eaten by Magcargo
> whips out a smaller cock
> fucks me and friend with it
> bestdayever.aatp
> Magcargo goes back to the earth’s core
> fast forward to that night
> A pile of red ooze is left on my pillow
> don’t embargo the Magcargo, don’t embargo the Magcargo
> 6 years ago
> Around 14
> Just got out of school
> bored as fuck, decide to go to friends house
> I arrive
> His cousin is over
> Giant douchpickle
> whatever.png
> go to his room to play video games
> Pokémon gen IV
> had diamond, he had pearl
> Battle commence
> wreck him
> Douchpickle comes up
> says he wants to play
> Platinum
> decide one Pokémon each
> start
> He pulls out Empoleon
> I had decided to go with my old trustworthy from ruby
> Magcargo.jif
> He laughs at his impending victory
> “Magcargo is a piece of shit” he said
> “Empoleon best mon”
> Suddenly, the ground starts shaking
> A crack appears in friend’s floor
> Magcargo comes out
> “DO NOT EMBARGO MAGCARGO”
> pulls out 20 pokemeter cock
> fucks douchpickle up the ass
> bleeds to death on the spot
> eaten by Magcargo
> whips out a smaller cock
> fucks me and friend with it
> bestdayever.aatp
> Magcargo goes back to the earth’s core
> fast forward to that night
> A pile of red ooze is left on my pillow
> don’t embargo the Magcargo, don’t embargo the Magcargo
